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Suppose An asteroid is due to hit Earth in 90 days. How will the world react?

  • 21-11-2015 07:13PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,244 ✭✭✭


    Suppose A large asteroid is discovered to be on direct collision track with Earth in circa 90 days.

    How would the worlds leaders re-act? What would the say? How would Obama spin it?

    How would people the world over prepare for a certain cataclysm?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    I guess there would be Armageddon. And then a Deep Impact.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,793 ✭✭✭tritium


    tippman1 wrote: »
    Suppose A large asteroid is discovered to be on direct collision track with Earth in circa 90 days.

    How would the worlds leaders re-act? What would the say? How would Obama spin it?

    How would people the world over prepare for a certain cataclysm?

    "My fellow Americans, I am speaking to you from this secret bunker deep underground......."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭✭Mena


    Simpsons nailed this one I'm sure. Cut open each other's heads and feast on the goo inside...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,278 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    With much abandonment and a little alacrity.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Ride everything in sight.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,356 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I'll get "come at me bro" tattoo'd across my arse. Go to the expected crash site of the asteroid, bend over and take it as it comes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Where, and how much platinum?

    www.planetaryresources.com


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭electrobanana


    America would probably say its got chemical weapons and try and invade the fcuking thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    I dont wanna close my eyes...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Just keep on killing each other...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,278 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    The Christians would flee to the pub and the atheists would flock to the church.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    I think we'd gather the greatest minds on the planet to come up with the most rational and probable method to save us; sending deep-sea oil drillers to space.

    All radios would be forced to play Aerosmith 24/7. After a while, we'd welcome our impending doom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,082 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    I'd have to plan my weekends carefully because work is busy at the moment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    I imagine there would be a lot of scores settled.

    *Checks drawer for list of most hated people. Yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 604 ✭✭✭Vandango


    tippman1 wrote: »
    How would the worlds leaders re-act? What would the say? How would Obama spin it?

    They probably say nothing and we'd probably wouldn't even know about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 176 ✭✭Canterelle


    Get pally with Richard Branson


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Free cheese and iodine tablets. Mmmhm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    me_irl wrote: »
    I guess there would be Armageddon. And then a Deep Impact.

    Or lots of deep impacts and then Armageddon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,278 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Of all the possible causes of our annihilation it's probably the likely . There's even a hint of it in the Bible I think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    I imagine they'd move up the release date for the new Star Wars film at least.

    Other than that we'd have 90 days to finally settle the score with the Brits.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Confess my sins to the local Padre, and hold up at home with loved ones and crates of liquor and Marlboros.


  • Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Somebody somewhere would take offense.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,958 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    but...we've been promised variations on this so many times, and so far
    a. the vast majority of people have ignored it and
    b. nothing has happened.

    More of the same.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭gctest50


    the alienz were only practising with this shot :




  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You should read the trilogy of books called the Last Policeman. It essentially follows the collapse of society as the world awaits a meteorite heading for the world that nobody can stop.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Blame it on the muslims.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,407 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    "Hello Mr. Willis. We need you again."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    I can't speak for anyone else, but I'd build a fort.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,306 ✭✭✭Mycroft H


    Some complicated maths and an ICBM.

    World would go back to killing themselves again anyway


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭Jan Laco


    I think we'd react to it like those "certain types of food are actually bad for you even though we thought they were good for you' info's


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