Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Beards is it fashion or laziness?

  • 14-11-2015 1:00am
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭


    Laziness in my opinion for 96.7% of cases. Allows a few minutes for those who engage in the morning tug ritual and santer in to work with their pube faces thinking they are the men. They think wrong.


«1

Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Your threads, it seems, are no more imaginative than your posts...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,465 ✭✭✭Anesthetize


    In my case laziness :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Im too lazy to grow a beard Op. It takes a surprising amount of work to maintain them .i.e Trimming, shaping, beard oil.....etc

    5 mins with my mach 3 and Im done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    Laziness in my opinion for 96.7% of cases. Allows a few minutes for those who engage in the morning tug ritual and santer in to work with their pube faces thinking they are the men. They think wrong.

    I'm guessing your best efforts at beardiness ended with just a crappy bum fluff moustache ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,455 ✭✭✭Dave_The_Sheep


    I personally use mine to minimize the sight of my double chins. I don't know if that counts as fashion or laziness.


  • Advertisement
  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    I'm guessing your best efforts at beardiness ended with just a crappy bum fluff moustache ...

    Like your ma's? no.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭YungKeo


    Fashionable laziness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭sheesh


    Its a bit of both!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,676 ✭✭✭AllGunsBlazing


    Can only speak for myself, but yeah, it's laziness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Laziness here too.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,027 ✭✭✭✭titan18


    Laziness aswell.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    Like your ma's? no.

    Better that than your ma looking like a female version of Gerry Adams.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,776 ✭✭✭raze_them_all_


    probably shaved less than 50 times in my life and im 27. **** shaving


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,676 ✭✭✭AllGunsBlazing


    probably shaved less than 50 times in my life and im 27. **** shaving

    I like your attitude.;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Simon2015


    The longest I've gone in my adult life without shaving is about 10 days.

    If I didnt shave I would be scratching my face all day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Smelly,itchy,lazy.

    Is how I feel if I go more than a day without a wash/shave.

    When Im going to bed with my missus I like to be clean shaven.

    Ladies appreciate hygiene unless they're smelly bitches too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,776 ✭✭✭raze_them_all_


    Smelly,itchy,lazy.

    Is how I feel if I go more than a day without a wash/shave.

    When Im going to bed with my missus I like to be clean shaven.

    Ladies appreciate hygiene unless they're smelly bitches too.

    so now beards = never washing?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I grow facial hair, because if I didn't, I'd look like a teenage boy.

    So there's that.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Smelly,itchy,lazy.

    Is how I feel if I go more than a day without a wash/shave.

    When Im going to bed with my missus I like to be clean shaven.

    Ladies appreciate hygiene unless they're smelly bitches too.

    I don't like scratchy stubble that's all rash like but a guy with a trimmed, groomed and soft beard can be nice to kiss.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    so now beards = never washing?

    Its linked.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    so now beards = never washing?

    No,but gererally unkempt.:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭The Randy Riverbeast


    Partially laziness, other part I have sensitive skin so shaving causes problems.

    I do keep it trimmed short though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    I grow a beard but it has to be neat or else it gets shaved off. No point in growing it unless you put real effort into shaping it nice and clean. It adds dramatisism to the face if suited.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,455 ✭✭✭Dave_The_Sheep


    Its linked.

    It really isn't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Its linked.
    No,but gererally unkempt.:p
    Proof for both of these, or your arguments fall where they stand.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭RoyalCelt


    It's both. Such effort a man can do without. They say fashion trends come in cycles. Well this has been a long time coming. When were the cave men again? 1940? I dunno but it was ages since they were this cool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    It was considered to be a bit of a poncy look in years past. These days it seems to be associated with a lot of the ugly Irish men, nasty looking neckbeards doing computers in college etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Combination of things, nice layer of warmth during the colder months, easier to trim a beard than clean shave and most importantly it makes me look closer to my age instead of someone in their early 20's. The latter helps me to be taken more seriously in professional situations.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 754 ✭✭✭mynameis905


    I'd feel very scruffy if I didn't shave. Nothing like a clean fresh shave in the morning to make me feel like a new man.

    If you do opt for a beard, at least grow a proper one and trim it regularly. There is almost nothing worse than this designer stubble shíte.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,467 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Although I don't have a beard I have shave every 4/5 days because my skin is sensitive and I need good growth to shave. If I shaved every day my face would be wrecked


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 935 ✭✭✭Whitewinged


    My oh has a beard. Even when i met him when he was 19, he had a beard. I like it. I also find it very attractive when there is stubble or almost a beard. My oh could shave in the morning, go off to work and by the time he gets home, the beard is back. So its not so much laziness for him but pointless.

    I used to work for a man who had a distinctive beard and the employees actually called him "The Beard".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,858 ✭✭✭✭machiavellianme


    How is having a beard "fashion"? Is having a particular hairstyle fashion?
    It's much more than stupid fashion. It's a way of life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    I like how I look with a beard better than I like how I look without one, so I suppose in my case it's vanity rather than fashion or laziness.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭CaraMay


    Fashion? In 96.7% of the cases they look awful.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    I haven't shaved in 25 years, I trim maybe twice a year...

    I have an awesome ZZ-Topper beard :cool: \m/

    (I also shower twice a day, so fuck all y'all who reckon I'm an unkempt mank-bag :p)


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,076 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I was never happy with the results of shaving. New blades, good technique, electric, whatever - the moustache area immediately looks unshaved. I made the mistake of shaving just before a job interview a decade ago, and I suspect it cost me the job, since that bit of my face looked like uncooked hamburger.

    No more - now I let it grow out, then trim down roughly every two weeks. My skin is much improved now that I'm not scraping blades across it every day. As for hygiene, having hair on your face is like having hair on your head.

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,885 ✭✭✭Optimalprimerib


    Fashion. If you had a beard 15 years ago you would be seen as weirdo beardo. now it is a norm.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    I started growing a beard 25 years ago when my chin was slashed with a Stanley knife.

    I became very conscious of the scars, as I looked like Chibs from SOA & got pissed off with people always asking 'what happened?' :eek:

    Sure 'tis a great way for hiding the auld imperfections :pac::pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,370 ✭✭✭pconn062


    I'm 27 and I've had a beard for as long as I've able to grow one. When I did shave I used to get terrible shaving rashes, so one day I just stopped. Would be weird to not have a beard now.

    I also shower about 10 times a week, so I don't smell, I promise!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Laziness on my part anyway. I prefer a good clean shave but with it being my final year in college, I've been buried with assignments and in my leisure time I ain't got time for shaving.

    I emerged from my desk at home looking like Robinson Crusoe last week. It was only then did I feel the need to shave.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,624 ✭✭✭✭meeeeh


    Annoyance.

    Kissing man without it is much more pleasant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    meeeeh wrote: »
    Annoyance.

    Kissing man without it is much more pleasant.
    Just as well I don't go around kissing the men-folk so! ;):D :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,511 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Laziness on my part anyway. I prefer a good clean shave but with it being my final year in college, I've been buried with assignments and in my leisure time I ain't got time for shaving.

    I emerged from my desk at home looking like Robinson Crusoe last week. It was only then did I feel the need to shave.

    Student with no time to shave.... I've heard it all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 754 ✭✭✭mynameis905


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Laziness on my part anyway. I prefer a good clean shave but with it being my final year in college, I've been buried with assignments and in my leisure time I ain't got time for shaving.

    I emerged from my desk at home looking like Robinson Crusoe last week. It was only then did I feel the need to shave.

    It takes literally five minutes. Did you stop brushing your teeth also?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,720 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    I look babyfaced enough with a beard as it is. I let mine grow out 2-3 weeks then trim it back to 3-4 day stubble. Rinse and repeat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,063 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    in a certain light and at a critical angle it has been remarked that I resemble George Clooney ...........why would I even think about shaving? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,513 ✭✭✭Ray Palmer


    I have had a beard for about 25 years. Occasionally shaved it off but it makes my face loo fat. I keep it trimmed and shaped and it elongates my face. Two years ago I made a bet with a friend where he would have to be clean shaven all the time while I had to grow my mustache until it reached my eye. I liked it so much now have a handle bar mustache which is more maintenance than shaving so I guess it is fashion:{


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭micar


    For me it's pure laziness.....at the moment 1 shave once a month. Once I do shave I promise myself to shave every 2 days but then I can't be bothered


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    I've a beard myself, reason for it is because I don't like shaving. I've very sensitive skin so shaving leaves it raw and spotty. I tried different types of razors, skin products and no joy.

    I keep it neat and don't let it go too long. It's easy to keep clean, if you wash the hair in your head, it's not so hard to wash the hair on your face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Laziness in my opinion for 96.7% of cases. Allows a few minutes for those who engage in the morning tug ritual and santer in to work with their pube faces thinking they are the men. They think wrong.

    You'll probably understand when you're old enough to shave yourself...:pac:


  • Advertisement
Advertisement