Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

maudgonner

Colser wrote: »

Anyway in relation to Kats boots I find the phrase "Whore boots" very crude,we in the capital call them "Fcuk me boots"..way more classy imo.:pac:

Us bogtrotters call them high wellies.


We're so feckin' sexy...

selous

Colser wrote: »

Anyway in relation to Kats boots I find the phrase "Whore boots" very crude,we in the capital call them "Fcuk me boots"..way more classy imo.:pac:

maudgonner wrote: »

Us bogtrotters call them high wellies.


We're so feckin' sexy...

Or hooker boots, or are they the way up the leg ones, but sure don't they look well nanyways,:D (Dulchie speak)

KatW4

Corvus Maximus wrote:

Have to admit, I felt a bit like this after reading that......

Good lord... I think I need a break from this thread :O

selous wrote:

Hmmm, so it's folk like you who pay for the diesel for her FREE Range Rover Evoque, tsk tsk

I got them on sale so it's okay

selous wrote:

Shorty, You'd need them heels to look me straight in the eye....

I'm majorly TA'd at this.

Colser wrote:

Anyway in relation to Kats boots I find the phrase "Whore boots" very crude,we in the capital call them "Fcuk me boots"..way more classy imo.

I do call them that but I didn't want people to judge me haha!

And to keep it on topic... I drove a car today and I REALLY want it. We find out the price tomorrow and I'm so worried it'll be out of our price range. Fingers crossed!

CrowdedHouse

While 'twas grand to have a sunny morning, I had to drive for an hour and a half towards the rising sun - too low for the sun visor to block(for a while), sunglasses only limited use, difficult keeping a watch out for other road users, made it hard driving

storker

"Grexit", "Brexit" and now, with infuriating inevitability, "Irexit". The xxexit thing was semi-witty the first time we heard it. After 10,000 times, not so much. Is it really that much effort to type "British exit", or are journos just anxious to appear "hip"? If so, it's not working.

Ted_YNWA

storker wrote: »

"Grexit", "Brexit" and now, with infuriating inevitability, "Irexit". The xxexit thing was semi-witty the first time we heard it. After 10,000 times, not so much. Is it really that much effort to type "British exit", or are journos just anxious to appear "hip"? If so, it's not working.

It is the new x-gate phrase that pays.

recylingbin

There's a lot of annoyance in this thread. And that annoys me.

Rosie Rant

selous wrote: »

Or hooker boots, or are they the way up the leg ones, but sure don't they well nanyways,:D (Dulchie speak)

I call them hooker boots. I had a lovely pair but scuffed the toe part on both boots . The very first time I wore them I was stopped on the street by this lad who asked me how much my - eh - services were. Little pr1ck thought he was hilarious. The skirt I was wearing was pretty short. I actually think those boots look better over jeans.

Ted_YNWA

Rearranging the pillow case & end up punching myself in head.

After waking myself up now

Savage Tyrant

I got hooked on buying FIFA packs for my PlayStation game.... Checked my balance today and I spent €140 since the start of February.

I'm a moron.

Like I needed more proof after the approximately €500 I've probably spent on Clash of Clans over the last year or so.

McChubbin

Torturing myself looking up listings for puppies and adoptable dogs on Dog's Trust.
My little **** of a Jack Russell terrorist has her moments, rare as they may be, but she's grown grumpy in her old age and doesn't play well with other dogs at all so the notion of me getting a puppy is a pipe dream at best.
Still, if the circumstances were different, I'd adopt at least two more dogs in a heartbeat. I've always wanted either a Pug or a German Shephard but I doubt I'll ever get to adopt either unless I somehow get my own place and it has a big garden and a relaxed pet policy... I can dream...

Calypso27

kfallon wrote: »

Well, how did you get on???

Aww thank you for asking

I got on really well thanks, made a couple of small mistakes but nothing major and I think my boss was happy with me

kfallon

Calypso27 wrote: »

Aww thank you for asking

I got on really well thanks, made a couple of small mistakes but nothing major and I think my boss was happy with me

See, we told you!

Shítting your knickers for nothing :P

Shannon757

kfallon wrote: »

See, we told you!

Shítting your knickers for nothing :P

Isn't that what you do?

kfallon

Colser wrote: »

Anyway in relation to Kats boots I find the phrase "Whore boots" very crude,we in the capital call them "Fcuk me boots"..way more classy imo.:pac:

maudgonner wrote: »

Us bogtrotters call them high wellies.


We're so feckin' sexy...

KatW4 wrote: »

I do call them that but I didn't want people to judge me haha!

Rosie Rant wrote: »

I call them hooker boots. I had a lovely pair but scuffed the toe part on both boots . The very first time I wore them I was stopped on the street by this lad who asked me how much my - eh - services were. Little pr1ck thought he was hilarious. The skirt I was wearing was pretty short. I actually think those boots look better over jeans.

Yeah if ye could all put them on and send pics please......and short skirts are requested rather than jeans, thanking ye in advance!

Shannon757

kfallon wrote: »

Yeah if ye could all put them on and send pics please......and short skirts are requested rather than jeans, thanking ye in advance!

Are they not just fancy wellies?

kfallon

Shannon757 wrote: »

Isn't that what you do?

What?

a) I don't wear knickers.....anymore
b) I like to shíte, sitting down on a warm toilet seat, curl it straight up and out into the Liffey! Nice clean break which then precludes the need for an 'insurance wipe' at the end of proceedings!

kfallon

Shannon757 wrote: »

Are they not just fancy wellies?

You've a lot to learn trout.....an awful lot to learn!

Calypso27

Colser wrote: »

TA today is that I was at my desk at 8.30am and crying like a baby at 9.10am after 20min encounter with a total knob. Its only the 3rd time that this has happened in years (and years) and the rest of the day went downhill from there on...Im still not right over the fcuker and its TAing that hes affected me so much ....

I'm sorry that someone was so horrible to you that they made you cry, that's just awful and totally inexcusable. I hope you are enjoying a bottle of wine and forgetting all about it!

Colser

Calypso27 wrote: »

I'm sorry that someone was so horrible to you that they made you cry, that's just awful and totally inexcusable. I hope you are enjoying a bottle of wine and forgetting all about it!

Thanks Calypso,he got me on a bad day the git.

Great to see you back,hope work went well.:)

kfallon

Colser if you need me to sort this cúnt out just say the word, I'll abstain for 3 days and then break into his house and block up his jax with the biggest log you can imagine!!! How dare he upset my fav MILF!!! :mad:

Colser

kfallon wrote: »

Colser if you need me to sort this cúnt out just say the word, I'll abstain for 3 days and then break into his house and block up his jax with the biggest log you can imagine!!! How dare he upset my fav MILF!!! :mad:

I wouldnt waste it on him tbh,Im normally well able for the likes of him so Im more annoyed at myself.:(
Anyway Id say you would explode by day2 and Id feel responsible:p

Smidge

Colser wrote: »

Thanks Calypso,he got me on a bad day the git.

Great to see you back,hope work went well.:)

There really are some vile people in the world. Hope he gets a dose of the squitters on a first date :mad:

kfallon

Colser wrote: »

I wouldnt waste it on him tbh,Im normally well able for the likes of him so Im more annoyed at myself.:(
Anyway Id say you would explode by day2 and Id feel responsible:p

Au contraire, I can bake with the best of them, might be slightly overdone by day 3 but as long as I avoid weetabix or all bran we're good to go!

RhubarbCrumble

OH snoring like a pig next to me. I'm going to f***ing kill him in a minute! Can't sleep

Smidge

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

OH snoring like a pig next to me. I'm going to f***ing kill him in a minute! Can't sleep

Pretend to be asleep after you give him a sharp jab in the kidneys

RhubarbCrumble

Smidge wrote: »

Pretend to be asleep after you give him a sharp jab in the kidneys

I've retreated to the spare room, although why I should have to be the one to move out. . . . 😠

DareGod

When I find myself arguing with a stranger online. It rarely ever happens, but when it does happen, I'm just disappointed in myself.

Sometimes you just find yourself in an online argument by accident before you've even realised it was happening.

In the history of the internet, NO good has ever come from arguing with a stranger online. Neither party will ever back down nor admit to being wrong nor admit that they've changed their opinion as a result of the argument. It's such an entirely pointless exercise.

DareGod

Vel wrote: »

Since splitting up with my partner I miss those lovely hugs of support after something sh1tty happens, especially the hugs that then led into a bit of how's yer father!

And how is your father ?

DareGod

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

I've long since lost any respect for the Irish Independent as a journalistic news paper/website.
But their click bait is just laughable. (and yes, I did click it!!, just to confirm what I thought it was going to be, and I was correct. still though, I bit, and thats a TA in itself)

example;
Headline: Laura Whitmore lifts lid on antics at Baftas after-party
Said antics: "Everyone was just having fun - there was a lot of dancing,"

The future is bright for the Facebook generation.

I cannot stand clickbait!

I also cannot stand that I keep clicking on it!