Liveline Thread 17/10/2015 to 21/12/2015

Roger_007

Why don't they send the beggars on up to Clontarf?

neris

ah fup off and shove your religous jibber jabber up somthing thats not an alter boys rear end

Atlantic Dawn

Could they have been looking for a few sips of the wine?

cowboyBuilder

neris

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

If Joe found somebody in his wardrobe, he'd have a job to catch him. It's probably a luxury walk-in one.

joe would have a problem chasing them, all those chins wouldnt very aerodynamic for running after them

Atlantic Dawn

He should have 20 bags of bread with butter and give them out each day, enough to sustain people in need of food.

PeterTheEighth

Their need is mixed. Starting with the need for a kick up the h0le.

Rock Lesnar

Must head around some of the parishes over the weekend, sounds like i'll make a fortune

Atlantic Dawn

Soon the priests will need to pack a piece to keep the peace...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAQy8v0d_qo

TheHomeService

Could these lads not have a chat privately, rather than on air?

PeterTheEighth

Joe I woke up with three guns on me and an airplane dropping bombs on me.

Oops69

These priests do seem to have the money to give out ,wish the irish church could give the state back the billion they owe it for the abuse compensation claims they were let off the hook for

Lady Chatterton

I've known Fr. Paddy for over 20 years, he is a bit old fashioned at times but he is a decent man.

TheHomeService

"There's a sadness in the knock".

Oh, Dermot Morgan had them off to a tee!!!!

somesoldiers

Trotter Watch

Roger_007

TheHomeService wrote: »

"There's a sadness in the knock".

Oh, Dermot Morgan had them off to a tee!!!!

What does a sad knock sound like?

Rock Lesnar

Who pays for this security service

Atlantic Dawn

What good is the security company if they have to call the Gardaí who might not have a car available to go to the scene of the crime so to speak.

TheHomeService

Will Holy Joe mention the "Workers' Mass" he boasts about attending on Christmas Eve?

http://www.independent.ie/life/christmas/its-christmas-eve-are-you-going-to-mass-tomorrow-30859764.html

JOE DUFFY

RTE presenter, Liveline and Spirit Levels

'YES: On the Sunday before Christmas, we always go to St Patrick's Cathedral for the service of nine lessons. My good friend June Rodgers helps to organise it. On Christmas Eve morning while preparing for the traditional Christmas Eve radio programme from Grafton Street, I slip into the 8am "workers' mass" in Clarendon Street church. On Christmas Eve night I go into the Capuchin Friary in Church Street, where singing is led by Cantor Brian Dunphy. Father Bryan Shortall leads a beautiful liturgy, in a location I will always associate with my father and grandmother.

Oops69

This is absolutely hilarious , wish these shaggers would all get on a ship and feck off to a priest colony , preferably one of those islands in the south seas that are about to be submerged .

Roger_007

73?..........one of the younger priests?

Atlantic Dawn

Twin brother would be handy if there was too much of the cash work of funerals and weddings going on.

vicwatson

Superintendent always gets involved when it's a priest gets robbed, the rest of us can wait hours to get the GARDAI to call

Roger_007

Was that priest with the twin brother on Miriam's show last night?

PeterTheEighth

"Ho Ho Ho ... Merry Christmas From Strepsils".

I'd say the advertising agency were well paid for thinking up that one.

somesoldiers

Boy Georges' boyfriend on bow

Atlantic Dawn

How hot was the radiator.

pc7

With all the mocking, there are good priests out there and I have to say it must be such a lonely life for them. Fair play to the good ones who try to help, it can't be easy with all the horror stories and f**kers that hid in their midst.
Anyhoo know this is the ll thread but for once I can't be fully cynical.

TheHomeService

Roger_007 wrote: »

What does a sad knock sound like?

A deathly knell, in a very real sense, so to speak

CarrickMcJoe

Joe shocked to hear hes not a peado..