Liveline Thread 17/10/2015 to 21/12/2015

A Shaved Duck?

What odds one of the kids has assburgers or some such?

2smiggy

how about renew their passports ?

Jesus, I hope Joe is back tomorrow !!

cowboyBuilder

OK, I've lost all sympathy , if shes going to let a fear of a terrorist attack stop her going to spend Christmas with the father of her kids, she can f*ck right off ... she may as well call in saying she's afraid of flying ...

Atlantic Dawn

Wool being pulled right over poor PBH's eyes.

constitutionus

Atlantic Dawn

Whoy has he not contacted Congolese TD's to speed it up?

SEPT 23 1989

did he not apply for Irish citizenship after living here for 14 years?

Atlantic Dawn

Next up a tape cassette maker complaining about DVD's being introduced.

cowboyBuilder

constitutionus wrote: »

Oh thank you !!!

That baby is being BOOKMARKED !

snubbleste

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

did he not apply for Irish citizenship after living here for 14 years?

They are together for 14 years, mostly in France, then moved to Ireland because we have a more generous erm erm

constitutionus

Ha ha ha.

when did the maffia take over the panto business ?

snubbleste

"Gillian McDonagh on social media"
What was that...?

SEPT 23 1989

snubbleste wrote: »

"Gillian McDonagh on social media"
What was that...?

she selects questions from this thread and feeds them into Joe's ear

Atlantic Dawn

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

she selects questions from this thread and feeds them into Joe's ear

We should go on strike tomorrow and see what happens

neris

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

We should go on strike tomorrow and see what happens

the phone lines might be down again. but that wont bother joe, he still gets his few grand in the bank and an early friday

ButtersSuki

neris wrote: »

the phone lines might be down again. but that wont bother joe, he still gets his few grand in the bank and an early friday

And he can play De Corrs hi like he did de last time de phones went down as he had zero ability to fill the remaining 20 or so mins of his show on the fly so to speak. Or maybe his new favourite singer of de tunes A-Dell.

neris

ButtersSuki wrote: »

And he can play De Corrs hi like he did de last time de phones went down as he had zero ability to fill the remaining 20 or so mins of his show on the fly so to speak. Or maybe his new favourite singer of de tunes A-Dell.

He can play a-dell on the eye pad with the a-dell songs from d eyetunes stower so to speak

somesoldiers

ButtersSuki wrote: »

And he can play De Corrs hi like he did de last time de phones went down as he had zero ability to fill the remaining 20 or so mins of his show on the fly so to speak. Or maybe his new favourite singer of de tunes A-Dell.

Maybe a bit of Hose-e-wh or Andrew as he's affectionately know by his Mammy & JD. Actually that reminds me, the young fella was playing with the remote & turned on the Mario Rosenstock Show & there was a piece about Andrew and his parents & them not understanding him, it was very strange & not a bit funny as I find the majority of Marios TV stuff.

Have been in Luxembourg since Tuesday so not been able to listen, back this morning so hopefully catch LL, is his Joeliness on today?

How's India Butters, have you got Delhi-belly yet?

ButtersSuki

neris wrote: »

He can play a-dell on the eye pad with the a-dell songs from d eyetunes stower so to speak

Do day do be do be do be havin' "Da Best of Funny Fryday" on de eyetunes stower?

OR

Is Jo(k)e's German Buke abour da childers of de revolution so to speak available as an audio download, wit de VO (dat duz be "Voyce Over") dunn by Jo(k)e himself in his bestest Dubalinese, with maybe a lickle bit a help from Brindin O'Cardle who could do da Mrs. Browinz cackle laugh every toyme da childers did da dyin'? And instead of de sound of a page dat do be turnin' as Jo(k)e duz be doin' da readin', day could put in da sound of a cash register so to speak?

ButtersSuki

somesoldiers wrote: »

How's India Butters, have you got Delhi-belly yet?

It's a disgrace!

It is actually. People are very rude here, and there's a kind of a reverse racism, so to speak. I'll be on the Vikram Duffy show dis afternune complaining about my treatment at de hand of de local people so to speak. I'm bean disk-rimmin- ate-ed against so to speak.

The food is awful. It's not like de Indian food we have at home at all at all. It's a disgrace! They should make de food like I know it so to speak. I've discovered that what we get in Ireland and de You Kay is Northern Indian food. Southern Indian food is rank by comparison, everything is revolting at best. I've managed to avoid Delhi belly this far and survived on water, diet coke, rice and fruit (seriously). Just 6 more days of it and I'll be able to eat normally again. I wunder would Jo(k)e take me to da Samsubg kitchen @ l'Ecrivain to fatter me up when I get back?

How's Luxx M. Burgh? Jo(k)e probably tinks dats Chris' brudder so to speak.

somesoldiers

ButtersSuki wrote: »

How's Luxx M. Burgh? Jo(k)e probably tinks dats Chris' brudder so to speak.

Luxembourg is very nice, Christmas markets put any of the half-arsed attempts in Ireland to shame. It's very expensive compared to Kells though, you wouldn't see much change out of €50 for the dinner but no squits at least.

The hotel had a fancy toilet with a heated seat that washes and dries you posterior only thing was they forgot to leave room for your arse

ButtersSuki

somesoldiers wrote: »

Luxembourg is very nice, Christmas markets put any of the half-arsed attempts in Ireland to shame. It's very expensive compared to Kells though, you wouldn't see much change out of €50 for the dinner but no squits at least.

The hotel had a fancy toilet with a heated seat that washes and dries you posterior only thing was they forgot to leave room for your arse

Maybe de toyleh for washing and drying is for your willy and not your bum bum? And dats whit it duz have de smaller hole so to speak?

Speaking of de toyleh, check this sign in all the cubicles here. My favourite is the first one - duz dos happen so much you have to askin' de peeples not ta be down' ih so to speak?

somesoldiers

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Maybe de toyleh for washing and drying is for your willy and not your bum bum? And dats whit it duz have de smaller hole so to speak?

Speaking of de toyleh, check this sign in all the cubicles here. My favourite is the first one - duz dos happen so much you have to askin' de peeples not ta be down' ih so to speak?

Least they have toilet roll I suppose, even if you should use it "judiciously",I'd have been expecting to clean with the hand and wash it under the tap after

Do not urinate with seat lid down

ThisRegard

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Maybe de toyleh for washing and drying is for your willy and not your bum bum? And dats whit it duz have de smaller hole so to speak?

Speaking of de toyleh, check this sign in all the cubicles here. My favourite is the first one - duz dos happen so much you have to askin' de peeples not ta be down' ih so to speak?

Jaysus, the last one. Balls to that.

Dan Jaman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

It's a disgrace!

It is actually. People are very rude here, and there's a kind of a reverse racism, so to speak. I'll be on the Vikram Duffy show dis afternune complaining about my treatment at de hand of de local people so to speak. I'm bean disk-rimmin- ate-ed against so to speak.

.

I can't help being struck by the irony, of you paying the price in barging and rudeness for the centuries of subjugation and plundering by the Brits. Mind you, there were plenty of Irish (and Scots, I hasten to add) in the occupying forces.

Fujitsu10

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Maybe de toyleh for washing and drying is for your willy and not your bum bum? And dats whit it duz have de smaller hole so to speak?

Speaking of de toyleh, check this sign in all the cubicles here. My favourite is the first one - duz dos happen so much you have to askin' de peeples not ta be down' ih so to speak?

The third one makes me wonder about the Whather charges :pac:

citykat

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Maybe de toyleh for washing and drying is for your willy and not your bum bum? And dats whit it duz have de smaller hole so to speak?

Speaking of de toyleh, check this sign in all the cubicles here. My favourite is the first one - duz dos happen so much you have to askin' de peeples not ta be down' ih so to speak?

durty feckers

neris

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Maybe de toyleh for washing and drying is for your willy and not your bum bum? And dats whit it duz have de smaller hole so to speak?

Speaking of de toyleh, check this sign in all the cubicles here. My favourite is the first one - duz dos happen so much you have to askin' de peeples not ta be down' ih so to speak?

did u try flushing jacks roll down the sink?

SEPT 23 1989

is he having a five day weekend so to speak?

Harry Palmr

Hijab-gate on today's programme? or has that been discussed