What is a good number of matches per week on Tinder

garrixfan

*Important that you aren't swiping on everybody*

I'd say I swipe on 1 in 20 people on average, set it up 3 days ago and have 50 matches. I'm not sure if this is impressive or not? Anybody excelling at Tinder game?

Pink Lemons

Swiping everybody is the only way to get the top score

Pink Lemons

Also, thinly veiled "look how many birds I can get" thread.

thee glitz

It's not an impressive basis upon which to win internets.

Mother Brain

You know that creepy friend you have who, years ago, used to disgust you while out for a gentlemanly night on the town with his insistence that "It's a numbers game man. You just have to ask 50 birds in a night and one of 'ems bound to go home witcha!"

Tinder just seems like that guy times infinity.

Ruu

You have to beat the boss at the end.

garrixfan

Mother Brain wrote: »

You know that creepy friend you have who, years ago, used to disgust you while out for a gentlemanly night on the town with his insistence that "It's a numbers game man. You just have to ask 50 birds in a night and one of 'ems bound to go home witcha!"

Tinder just seems like that guy times infinity.

LOL sounds like the ugly friend. Just lol at not being approached on a night out. Just lol at constant rejections until some drunk 3/10 takes pity on you and goes home with you.

Just lol at being an average male.

RDM_83 again

garrixfan wrote: »

LOL sounds like the ugly friend. Just lol at not being approached on a night out. Just lol at constant rejections until some drunk 3/10 takes pity on you and goes home with you.

Just lol at being an average male.

With eloquent posts like this I predict this thread and your account will have a long and infraction free history :pac:

On a serious answer it gives you a massive boost for the new accounts to keep people using it

Mother Brain

garrixfan wrote: »

LOL sounds like the ugly friend. Just lol at not being approached on a night out. Just lol at constant rejections until some drunk 3/10 takes pity on you and goes home with you.

Just lol at being an average male.

:pac:

laserlad2010

Mother Brain wrote: »

:pac:

sorry dude. im running at a really picky 1 in 2 matches...

upskill and you'll do better

DoYouEvenLift

It's not about how many matches you get, it's about your match:slay ratio brah.


Not srs. Fuk tinder, nothing but easy, disgusting, used up sloots on there in Ireland lol.

Banned

ardinn

He'll be ok - He's a martin garrix fan - The justin beiber of "progressive electro"

Pink Lemons

Pink Lemons wrote: »

Also, thinly veiled "look how many birds I can get" thread.

Forgive my ignorance, but does "50 matches" actually mean "50 women met, had sex with them all"?

That's impressive for someone who had to resort to the www for help. You'd think he'd almost have pulled them...normally...so.

ardinn

ardinn wrote: »

He'll be ok - He's a martin garrix fan - The justin beiber of "progressive electro"

Too young for Avicii?

Find Guetta too edgy?

Then Garrix may be the dj for you!

suicide_circus

Being a Ray Mears type, I only need one match on my tinder to get the campfire going.

tomwaterford

garrixfan wrote: »

*Important that you aren't swiping on everybody*

I'd say I swipe on 1 in 20 people on average, set it up 3 days ago and have 50 matches. I'm not sure if this is impressive or not? Anybody excelling at Tinder game?

Find this hard to believe


As unless your paying for unlimited swipes (why would you )

You have I think like 100 swipes a day at swiping 1 in 20 over 3 days the most you could have is 15



100*0.05= 5 matches
5*3 = 15 total



I've no doubt you'd get big numbers as I used get like 6 most days and I live in the backarse of nowhere

Wibbs

garrixfan wrote: »

LOL sounds like the ugly friend. Just lol at not being approached on a night out. Just lol at constant rejections until some drunk 3/10 takes pity on you and goes home with you.

Just lol at being an average male.

Oh dear, yet another young Irish fella who has imported "the Red Pill"(™)© Disaffected American Male Millennials. Serial reregs in need of professional help will be along shortly.

The Backwards Man

garrixfan wrote: »

LOL sounds like the ugly friend. Just lol at not being approached on a night out. Just lol at constant rejections until some drunk 3/10 takes pity on you and goes home with you.

Just lol at being an average male.

The Trainspotting quote for the PUA generation

Just lol.

Wibbs

A good mate of mine ran his own forum years back and had it set up in such a way that if you typed "LOL" it would post as "I am a fcuking moron". Much merriment.

Dravokivich

Tinder Matches are about as useful as damp matches.

Satan is Real

Unless you have the looks of a male model then Tider and online dating is a waste of time for men. You want pussy? Then go out and get, same as your father and grandfather.

The one possible exception maybe if you move to an Asian country since over there just being white can easily turn you from 6/10 into an 8/10.

Brian from Bray

Satan is Real wrote: »

Unless you have the looks of a male model then Tider and online dating is a waste of time for men. You want pussy? Then go out and get, same as your father and grandfather.

The one possible exception maybe if you move to an Asian country since over there just being white can easily turn you from 6/10 into an 8/10.

Or one could just buy a cat.

The J Stands for Jay

Dravokivich wrote: »

Tinder Matches are about as useful as damp matches.

What about damp tinder matches?

the evasion_kid

Satan is Real wrote: »

Unless you have the looks of a male model then Tider and online dating is a waste of time for men. You want pussy? Then go out and get, same as your father and grandfather.

The one possible exception maybe if you move to an Asian country since over there just being white can easily turn you from 6/10 into an 8/10.

Very true ive seen fat,balding old men being treated like a demigod over there,I'm sure money is a big factor ,often when the money runs out they join the pattaya skydiving club.

garrixfan

Satan is Real wrote: »

Unless you have the looks of a male model then Tider and online dating is a waste of time for men. You want pussy? Then go out and get, same as your father and grandfather.

The one possible exception maybe if you move to an Asian country since over there just being white can easily turn you from 6/10 into an 8/10.

Legit in my pics I look like a high 7/10, but I could and have used pics which are less flattering and have got barely any matches and the only matches I got were girls that I'm not attracted to. Keep in mind I'm fit, good skin and stuff but unless I use god tier pics my results are underwhelming.

Literally online is male model looks or death

It wasn't me!

garrixfan wrote: »

god tier pics

Pity... rising...

Dear god.

garrixfan

It wasn't me! wrote: »

Pity... rising...

What I want to know is how many matches are average looking guys on Tinder getting? I imagine it is brutal, 1 or 2 matches a week must be common place.

OneOfThem

garrixfan wrote: »

LOL sounds like the ugly friend. Just lol at not being approached on a night out. Just lol at constant rejections until some drunk 3/10 takes pity on you and goes home with you.

Just lol at being an average male.

Do you say this kind of **** around women?

It wasn't me!

Depends how much you give a fcuk I guess. I'm about average. Sometimes I'm arsed looking at the app, others not. I get matches when I feel like playing along, and don't when I can't be bothered or I'm busy having a life. Funnily enough, I don't accrue extra personal value when I get matches. Weird, that...

garrixfan

OneOfThem wrote: »

Do you say this kind of **** around women?

I don't have many female friends, I don't click with them really.

garrixfan

It wasn't me! wrote: »

Depends how much you give a fcuk I guess. I'm about average. Sometimes I'm arsed looking at the app, others not. I get matches when I feel like playing along, and don't when I can't be bothered or I'm busy having a life. Funnily enough, I don't accrue extra personal value when I get matches. Weird, that...

Very true, I'm trying to train myself to not seek validation from females! It is a hard road.

Richard Hillman

garrixfan wrote: »

What I want to know is how many matches are average looking guys on Tinder getting? I imagine it is brutal, 1 or 2 matches a week must be common place.

About 2-3 a week excluding the fake ones.

OneOfThem

garrixfan wrote: »

I don't have many female friends, I don't click with them really.

I mean just in general. You don't say any of this 'x game, y game, alpha male etc' stuff in earshot of women right? Just online here or wherever?

It wasn't me!

garrixfan wrote: »

Very true, I'm trying to train myself to not seek validation from females! It is a hard road.

It's okay, you can actually call them women, not just females. Much less kidwithmagnifyingglass.

Fizman

OneOfThem wrote: »

I mean just in general. You don't say any of this 'x game, y game, alpha male etc' stuff in earshot of women right? Just online here or wherever?

Are you kidding? That talk gets them wetter than the front row of a Magic Mike gig.

garrixfan

Richard Hillman wrote: »

About 2-3 a week excluding the fake ones.

BRUTAL
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I'm sure you are quite attractive but don't live up to females insane standards.

garrixfan

OneOfThem wrote: »

I mean just in general. You don't say any of this 'x game, y game, alpha male etc' stuff in earshot of women right? Just online here or wherever?

I don't believe in 'game' or 'alpha males', the alpha male with the best 'game' in the room will be the 135 pound quiet male model looking guy.

DarkyHughes

I might watch 4 or 5 a week. 2 or 3 Premiership matches & 2 La Liga matches on Sky Sports & a extra 2 matches if the Champions League is on during the week on RTE.

Fizman

garrixfan wrote: »

I don't believe in 'game' or 'alpha males', the alpha male with the best 'game' in the room will be the 135 pound quiet male model looking guy.

The only game he'd be playing is World of Warcraft.

OneOfThem

garrixfan wrote: »

I don't believe in 'game' or 'alpha males', the alpha male with the best 'game' in the room will be the 135 pound quiet male model looking guy.

Ah right, so all this 'looksmaxing' 'tinder game' 'hair game' lingo is just you taking the piss a bit here online?

starling

It wasn't me! wrote: »

It's okay, you can actually call them women, not just females. Much less kidwithmagnifyingglass.

I'm always torn between being p1ssed off at men who call women "females" and being grateful to them for saving me time by immediately self-indentifying as people I don't want to go near with a hazmat suit.

garrixfan

OneOfThem wrote: »

Ah right, so all this 'looksmaxing' 'tinder game' 'hair game' lingo is just you taking the piss a bit?

Everyone should be doing everything they can to reach the magical 8/10 category('looksmaxing), that's where you are mixing it with the big boys

garrixfan

Fizman wrote: »

The only game he'd be playing is World of Warcraft.

When you look like a god, females will approach, nobody cares about body, its all about the face.

garrixfan

garrixfan wrote: »

Everyone should be doing everything they can to reach the magical 8/10 category('looksmaxing), that's where you are mixing it with the big boys

This is just hilarious. Please don't stop sharing your wisdom.

OneOfThem

garrixfan wrote: »

Everyone should be doing everything they can to reach the magical 8/10 category('looksmaxing), that's where you are mixing it with the big boys

It's just, you know all this stuff makes you seem really really insecure and desperate and a bit bitter and all those other things women just absolutely love?

I mean, just as long as you know not to actually say any of it around women or that's how you'll appear to them.

Believe it all you want, just never let women know you do, or you may as well have 'HIV' tattooed across your forehead.

garrixfan

Candie wrote: »

This is just hilarious. Please don't stop sharing your wisdom.

Lamentablemente , there is a point of diminishing marginal returns. It is very hard to even break beyond average, let alone into the 7, 8(the sweet spot)or Holy moly, the 9 category.

Going to the gym, fashion, looking after your skin, it won't be enough for 99 per cent of people, its a sad fact.

garrixfan

garrixfan wrote: »

Lamentablemente , there is a point of diminishing marginal returns. It is very hard to even break beyond average, let alone into the 7, 8(the sweet spot)or Holy moly, the 9 category.

Going to the gym, fashion, looking after your skin, it won't be enough for 99 per cent of people, its a sad fact.

I think the sad fact around here is you.

(factgame).

DareGod

Hey guys, lay off the OP. You can actually all learn a hell of a lot from what he's saying. Just think of his posts as a "What To Never Ever Say If You Want To Be A Likeable Human Being" guide and you're good to go!

I've absolutely no doubt that Justin Bieber is one of his role models - something that would probably make even Justin Bieber cringe.

It wasn't me!

starling wrote: »

I'm always torn between being p1ssed off at men who call women "females" and being grateful to them for saving me time by immediately self-indentifying as people I don't want to go near with a hazmat suit.

The army has me ruined as everything is identified in terms of "females." Have to remind myself occasionally they're not another species.

garrixfan

DareGod wrote: »

Hey guys, lay off the OP. You can actually all learn a hell of a lot from what he's saying. Just think of his posts as a "What To Never Ever Say If You Want To Be A Likeable Human Being" guide and you're good to go!

I've absolutely no doubt that Justin Bieber is one of his role models - something that would probably make even Justin Bieber cringe.

Justin Bieber is an overrated 7/10 living off huge status and money game. He has peaked, all the drugs and flying have caught up with him, god help him when he loses his hair. Goodnight sweet prince.