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So, David Cameron ****ed a pig? #baeofpigs trending

Subcomandante Marcos · 2015-09-21 00:31:55

In Lord Ashcroft's new book "call me Dave" an unnamed source claims that while attending Oxford Cameron. put his willy in a pigs mouth as part of his initiation ritual to the Bullingdon club. It's like Charlie Brooker knew a story when writing Black Mirror or something...…

21-09-2015 12:31am

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In Lord Ashcroft's new book "call me Dave" an unnamed source claims that while attending Oxford Cameron. put his willy in a pigs mouth as part of his initiation ritual to the Bullingdon club.

It's like Charlie Brooker knew a story when writing Black Mirror or something...

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/606695/David-Cameron-dead-pig-private-part-Oxford-University-student-Prime-Minister

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#2 21-09-2015 12:35am

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Black mirror was good

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#3 21-09-2015 12:39am

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"I did not have sexual relations with that pig."

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#4 21-09-2015 12:39am

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I hear the pig hasn't been the same sense.

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#5 21-09-2015 12:46am

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https://twitter.com/EquusontheBuses/status/645723616756269056

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#6 21-09-2015 1:06am

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"Furthermore, there are a number of accounts of pigs' heads at debauched parties in Cameron's day."

Why do people do things like this? What's the point?

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#7 21-09-2015 2:44am

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folamh wrote: »

"Furthermore, there are a number of accounts of pigs' heads at debauched parties in Cameron's day."

Why do people do things like this? What's the point?

Presumably to get it up the pig's nostril?

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#8 21-09-2015 2:49am

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That's not sex.

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#9 21-09-2015 3:01am

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eternal wrote: »

That's not sex.

That you Kermit?

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#10 21-09-2015 4:22am

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Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »

In Lord Ashcroft's new book "call me Dave" an unnamed source claims that while attending Oxford Cameron. put his willy in a pigs mouth as part of his initiation ritual to the Bullingdon club.

It's like Charlie Brooker knew a story when writing Black Mirror or something...

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/606695/David-Cameron-dead-pig-private-part-Oxford-University-student-Prime-Minister

Nobody attempt to identify the pig - its suffered enough humiliation.

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#11 21-09-2015 4:28am

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I'm sure sticking himself inside a pig is one of the least shocking things he's done in his time. Will be interesting to see how the press handle this after the roasting they've been giving Corbyn. Is ****ing a pig worse than not singing the national anthem?

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#12 21-09-2015 5:06am

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Tim Twelves "That'll do, pig. That'll do." #FiveWordsAfterSex

Like · Reply · 2 hrs

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#13 21-09-2015 5:09am

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Making bacon ....

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#14 21-09-2015 5:33am

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From the Daily Mail: "A distinguished Oxford contemporary claims Cameron once took part in an outrageous initiation ceremony at a Piers Gaveston event, involving a dead pig. His extraordinary suggestion is that the future PM inserted a private part of his anatomy into the animal’s mouth."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3242550/Cameron-pig-bemused-look-face-future-PM-took-outrageous-initiation-ceremony-joining-Oxford-dining-society.html

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#15 21-09-2015 5:42am

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Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »

In Lord Ashcroft's new book "call me Dave" an unnamed source claims that while attending Oxford Cameron. put his willy in a pigs mouth as part of his initiation ritual to the Bullingdon club.

It's like Charlie Brooker knew a story when writing Black Mirror or something...

http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/606695/David-Cameron-dead-pig-private-part-Oxford-University-student-Prime-Minister

He does seem quite fond of pigs in those photos alright.

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#16 21-09-2015 6:23am

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The real question is how will the media blame Jeremy Corbyn for it?

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#17 21-09-2015 6:31am

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#notkosher

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#18 21-09-2015 6:35am

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What the hell is bae?

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#19 21-09-2015 6:38am

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Because This is the worse thing a student has done in college.

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#20 21-09-2015 6:44am

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Whats the problem? Not like its crossbreeding or anything.

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#21 21-09-2015 6:46am

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Sick bastard!

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#22 21-09-2015 6:50am

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I'm sure there was oranges and rent-boys involved.

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#23 21-09-2015 7:05am

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His pee-pee developed a rash afterwards so his doctor prescribed him oinkment.

OINK

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#24 21-09-2015 7:09am

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David Hameron?

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#25 21-09-2015 7:16am

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It wouldn't be for me but it's juvenile at most. The pig was dead. Not a far removed from putting your lad in a sausage sambo or a pack of denny's.

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#26 21-09-2015 7:28am

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Brings a whole other meaning to spit roasting

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#27 21-09-2015 7:29am

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Je suis Mario wrote: »

It wouldn't be for me but it's juvenile at most. The pig was dead. Not a far removed from putting your lad in a sausage sambo or a pack of denny's.

Oh, that makes it sound better.

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#28 21-09-2015 8:02am

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It's such a upper class toff sounding thing to do.

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What I love most about this is that one of the ads on this thread is for the farmer's journal. Sounds kind of what I'd assume the classifieds would look like at the back of it.

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#31 21-09-2015 8:08am

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eternal wrote: »

That's not sex.

It is if Cameron climaxed into the decapitated pigs head.

Safe to assume he did, cos dat sh*t is hawwwt!

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#32 21-09-2015 8:15am

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Delighted this has come out, Cameron is a ****ehawk...what he said on Twitter after Corbyn was elected was hugely irresponsible.

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#33 21-09-2015 8:57am

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What's the big deal? Who hasn't had oral sex with a dead pig while at collage?

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#34 21-09-2015 9:05am

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My lad has been in worse places tbf to Davey

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#35 21-09-2015 9:23am

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Is this some sort of Pork Barrel Politics ?

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#36 21-09-2015 9:31am

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Poor Pighead.

:pac:

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#37 21-09-2015 9:37am

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Interesting read
https://twitter.com/mikeBithell/status/645890283910008832

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#38 21-09-2015 10:47am

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You can't take a silk ponce out of a sow's ear.

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#39 21-09-2015 11:01am

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I'd take more issue with a system where a young man is made to believe that in order to join a particular club and thus further his career he is obliged to perform a sex act on a dead animal than I would with what that young man did. Because you know if Cameron did it everyone else in that club has done it, or something similar, too. Which means that there is a group in Oxford coercing young men into necrophiliac bestiality.

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#40 21-09-2015 11:12am

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kylith wrote: »

I'd take more issue with a system where a young man is made to believe that in order to join a particular club and thus further his career he is obliged to perform a sex act on a dead animal than I would with what that young man did. Because you know if Cameron did it everyone else in that club has done it, or something similar, too. Which means that there is a group in Oxford coercing young men into necrophiliac bestiality.

There is something wrong with a culture that behaves in this manner.

What the fook is wrong with these people ? ?

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#41 21-09-2015 11:16am

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Check out the initiation culture in American collages if you want your hair curled

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Harry Palmr wrote: »

Check out the initiation culture in American collages if you want your hair curled

Wouldn't you think in this day and age that this dumb stuff would be stopped:eek:

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#43 21-09-2015 12:49pm

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kylith wrote: »

I'd take more issue with a system where a young man is made to believe that in order to join a particular club and thus further his career he is obliged to perform a sex act on a dead animal than I would with what that young man did. Because you know if Cameron did it everyone else in that club has done it, or something similar, too. Which means that there is a group in Oxford coercing young men into necrophiliac bestiality.

I'd say there is probably a lot worse going on.

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#44 21-09-2015 12:57pm

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I once stuck a pig's sausage in my mouth.

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#45 21-09-2015 12:58pm

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Am I the only one not suprised by this?
He was in the Bullington club FFS. At the same time as Boris!

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#46 21-09-2015 1:00pm

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brevity wrote: »

I'd say there is probably a lot worse going on.

Oh, undoubtedly.

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#47 21-09-2015 1:00pm

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Deliverance style-

'Okay boy, I'm gonna make you squeal like a tory'

'Squeal boy, squeal like a tory for me, squeal boy, SQUEAL!'

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#48 21-09-2015 1:36pm

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Taught this was a joke at first. One is quite amused by this

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#49 21-09-2015 1:57pm

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So black mirror turns out to be real? Haha gold.

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#50 21-09-2015 2:00pm

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Menas wrote: »

Am I the only one not suprised by this?
He was in the Bullington club FFS. At the same time as Boris!

So it's fair to assume that the Prime Minister & Mayor of London have both ****ed a dead pigs mouth?

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#51 21-09-2015 2:01pm

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Allegations of drug use too.

Cocaine and a pigs head, #SniffBanging.

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