how do u get your Saturday morning started

well spoken man

Well this morning I started at 8am with a twerking session on the landing followed two bowls of co co pops and a red bull..today is gonna be great..
Might add the 5yr old started the twerking first..
How do the good people of AH like to kick off their weekend??

A nice cup of tea and a sit down before i head off to training

PandaPoo

Sex, fry for breakfast, shower and then go out somewhere!

strelok

coffee with some coconut oil

gona do some stretches and foam rolling

then a bit of skipping in the back yard

then pub for the rugby

ednwireland

Tea followed by Papua New Guinea real coffee sour dough bread(from local french baker) butter marmite

Amirani

Not sure what to do.

bear1

Listening to the cnut upstairs do his renovations.

mickstupp

Usually by wondering why on earth I'm awake.

Banjo String

Get woke by cellmate coughing.

Line up for head count.

Line up for breakfast.

Use bathroom facilities.

Get informed no visitors today, and no post yesterday.

Back to cell for lockdown.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Get up.
Scratch balls.
Fart.
Coffee.
Smoke.

Then plan my day ahead.

Banjo String

Banjo String wrote: »

Get woke by cellmate coughing.

Line up for head count.

Line up for breakfast.

Use bathroom facilities.

Get informed no visitors today, and no post yesterday.

Back to cell for lockdown.

Don't forget your rock hammer.

Collie D

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Get up.
Scratch balls.
Fart.
Coffee.
Smoke.

Then plan my day ahead.

Sounds like a plan itself.

somuj

Getting ass fisted by my wife.

callaway92

Usually fried egg on toast and a cup of tea.

Saturday mornings are fantastic. It's a pity there's no Premier League on today though

kneemos

Throw one foot out of the bed to encourage the rest to follow.

Gunslinger92

By getting ready for work

Dan_Solo

The best Saturday morning routine is to look at the clock about 8:00 and then **** off back to kip until noon.

Caovyn Lineah

Woken at 6.45 by child #1.

Got her to watch some ****e on netflix while I slept.

Woken by child #2 at 7.30.

Breakfast for everyone.

Football bets done for the afternoon.

Here i am now bored while 2 kids tear my living room apart.

well spoken man

somuj wrote: »

Getting ass fisted by my wife.

U ok hun xxx

easier to let her take the wallet and go shopping alone tbh

Mister Vain

Fap.

Mint Aero

4:00am My silver chromium alarm clocks awakens be with the classic 18th century chimes Dickens himself would've had many a quandering moments to.
4:05am After distilling my thoughts into the air I alight from my Egyptian cotton clad 4 poster bed.
4:06am - 4:15am Pause for mediation and reflection by the dying embers of the fire from the night before. Pick up my crystal brandy glass and replace to the Victorian drinks cabinet. Fyffe it says.
4:15am - 5:00am A rigorous and invigorating jog by the misty lakes.
5:00am - 5:10am A shower. Gold plated taps.
5:10am - 5:25am Check the stock ticker tape. Telegraph Manuel to short wheat.
5:25am - 6:00am Delightful breakfast in the maids quarter. I enjoy breakfast in the common areas as the chat with the common person is most enlightening. There I have my boiled egg from a a silver cup. A cup of fine English tea and freshly baked pastries.

6:00am to now - Lay in bed on my laptop, watch youtube and type sh*t on boards.

RealistSpy

Roll 1
Full Irish Breakfast
Sex
Roll Another
Watch TV

Usually stay in bed until at least 11am but often after 12pm and then get up and cook a massive fry for breakfast/lunch and watch the early kick off in the premier league. That would be my standard Saturday.

boobar

Tea and toast then bring my kid to the swimming pool for her swimming lesson...

Catch up on some reading on my kindle while she exhausts herself doing lengths of the pool

The Sidewards Man

Throw a shot into the neighbour.

Banjo String

Issac Gigantic Buffalo wrote: »

Usually stay in bed until at least 11am but often after 12pm and then get up and cook a massive fry for breakfast/lunch and watch the early kick off in the premier league. That would be my standard Saturday.

Dont get married and have kids if you want things to stay like that.


My two cents.

Mesrine65

Out of bed, shower & put the bike in the front yard for a spin across the Wicklow Gap & Blessington Lakes.

Grangecon Café in Blessington for breakfast & expressos, leisurely ride home.

Roll a big fat one & sit on the back porch smoking, listening to Bluegrass.

Smoke finished, start brewing...

Brew taken care of, time to imbibe

The rest of the day goes its own way :cool:

Sir montygom

Get up early as I hate wasting my day off..... Waste about 2 hours on boards and other stupid net sh1t..... Get guilty then and make plan to do stuff with wife and kids.... They are not interested so back to waste more time on internet.... Get more guilty as loads of jobs on long finger could get done on Saturdays but I keep promising myself I'll do them after work for sure next week....get agitated around noon as day is slipping by and I'm doing nothing... Have one more cup of coffee (5th or 6th of the day) and make effort to go into town and be seen to be up to something..... Nothing to do in town ... Do a load of stupid bets in bookies and go home and watch all my crazy bets get chinned.... Then go do the lotto and dream about what I'll do with all the money I win ...till 8.00 and I see I got 2 numbers and bonus ball for a 1e scratch card that I know will have two 50k panels on the first line I scratch and two of every other fcukn prize..,
Good episode of Dallas on e4 now ... Can't miss that...

_Kaiser_

Woke up around 9.. fook that, back to sleep.

Woke up about 40 mins later.. meh, ok.. bathroom, back to bed, check email, texts. Night night

Half 10 to now.. dossing on Boards and Youtube on the laptop

Next.. shower, breakfast, hoover/stick on the dishwasher... any football on today?

well spoken man

Mesrine65 wrote: »

Out of bed, shower & put the bike in the front yard for a spin across the Wicklow Gap & Blessington Lakes.

Grangecon Café in Blessington for breakfast & expressos, leisurely ride home.

Roll a big fat one & sit on the back porch smoking, listening to Bluegrass.

Smoke finished, start brewing...

Brew taken care of, time to imbibe

The rest of the day goes its own way :cool:

Perfection......

Banjo String

Banjo String wrote: »

Dont get married and have kids if you want things to stay like that.


My two cents.

Well getting married would change nothing, the gf likes her Saturday and Sunday mornings in bed as much as I do.

Kids yeah, for a while. Once they can get up and turn on the TV for themselves or play with their toys alone then back to arising late morning or early afternoon

ArnoldJRimmer

Usually up around 7
Feed the cat
Skype the parents (live in US)
Make breakfast
Watch the football for the rest of the morning

MistyCheese

I started this Saturday at 11am thanks to my awesome husband. Then had a hotdog for breakfast. Gonna have a bath later.

Ash.J.Williams

cracked one out, cup of tea....work....

harry Bailey esq

somuj wrote: »

Getting ass fisted by my wife.

If the cap fits...

Nodin

well spoken man wrote: »

Well this morning I started at 8am with a twerking session on the landing followed two bowls of co co pops and a red bull..today is gonna be great..
Might add the 5yr old started the twerking first..
How do the good people of AH like to kick off their weekend??

Tea - sleep - breakfast - red bull and painkillers.

mojesius

I usually get woken up by the boyfriend heading to work at 8am. Have some tae and a ciggy, back to bed til 11/noon, read boards and the like. Go for a run. Toast and more tae. Shower, food shopping then whatever's happening. Today I'm watching the rugby followed by the Dubs with my dad.

ToddyDoody

well spoken man wrote: »

Well this morning I started at 8am with a twerking session on the landing followed two bowls of co co pops and a red bull..today is gonna be great..
Might add the 5yr old started the twerking first..
How do the good people of AH like to kick off their weekend??

Set the toaster to 3, medium brown.

Menas

Ideally it would be awaking at about 9... OJ and Coffee in bed while browsing t'internet, a leisurely stroll to the local cafe for a big breakfast and the Irish Times.

Normally however it is been woken by a slap from my 4 year old, kids tv, take him to GAA practice and if I am lucky - some coffee and cornflakes.

the evasion_kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVlL9sJGKwY

DanielODonnell

by throwing the sticky tissue on my bedside locker down the toilet

LaVail

Up at 5:30
Had a few tokes of a joint
Breakfast
Gym for two hours
Heading to pub now in a while to take a heap of coke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJFRvkNF6Wg

Reiver

Few pullups, nice leisurely read, enjoy the ambience. It's my day, I can go hiking/kayaking/cycling, whatever I want!

whiskeyman

PandaPoo wrote: »

Sex, fry for breakfast, shower and then go out somewhere!home to the wife

fyp

Steve320

Wash the car.
Wash myself (optional)
Have tea and cigarette
And then make lunch

boobar

DanielODonnell wrote: »

by throwing the sticky tissue on my bedside locker down the toilet

Good luck in Strictly Daniel

Bongalongherb

I firstly wake up slowly gyrating towards the fridge and pull out 2 cans of Tuborg beers while groggingly moving over to the cubbard to get a bowl.

Fill the bowl with a nice filling of fruit and fibre cereal and pour the two chilled cans of Tuborg in with a good mix and some brown sugar and that's it, brand new in 20 minutes.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

DanielODonnell

boobar wrote: »

Good luck in Strictly Daniel

aye surely

Mesrine65

Mesrine65 wrote: »

Out of bed, shower & put the bike in the front yard for a spin across the Wicklow Gap & Blessington Lakes.

Grangecon Café in Blessington for breakfast & expressos, leisurely ride home.

Roll a big fat one & sit on the back porch smoking, listening to Bluegrass.

Smoke finished, start brewing...

Brew taken care of, time to imbibe

The rest of the day goes its own way :cool:

Now that is my kind of day

Usually Saturday is treat day. I try to have as many treat days as possible. It's when I eat nice things and buy myself presents and lie about the place. I'll have a little sleep around 6pm for about 2 hrs. Then stay up half the night watching grim Scandinavian crime dramas. I will also have a bottle or two of Blue Moon. Mothers milk.

cowboyBuilder

Mint Aero wrote: »

4:00am My silver chromium alarm clocks awakens be with the classic 18th century chimes Dickens himself would've had many a quandering moments to.
4:05am After distilling my thoughts into the air I alight from my Egyptian cotton clad 4 poster bed.
4:06am - 4:15am Pause for mediation and reflection by the dying embers of the fire from the night before. Pick up my crystal brandy glass and replace to the Victorian drinks cabinet. Fyffe it says.
4:15am - 5:00am A rigorous and invigorating jog by the misty lakes.
5:00am - 5:10am A shower. Gold plated taps.
5:10am - 5:25am Check the stock ticker tape. Telegraph Manuel to short wheat.
5:25am - 6:00am Delightful breakfast in the maids quarter. I enjoy breakfast in the common areas as the chat with the common person is most enlightening. There I have my boiled egg from a a silver cup. A cup of fine English tea and freshly baked pastries.

6:00am to now - Lay in bed on my laptop, watch youtube and type sh*t on boards.

Ah hello Angus !