Who makes you completely avoid a movie or tv show?

Jesus Wept

Had a look at tonight's movie offerings on tv, and there is one called 'Obsession', I automatically discounted it. Looked it up on metacritic and it has 25%, system works.

It stars Beyonce.

There is a long list of people that will automatically and usually correctly make me discount a movie ****, or only be in **** movies - and some who also whose face just annoys me.

I'll add to this as we go as I am sure you are keen for constant updates.

If the following are in a movie , it will most likely be utterly be gash or at minimum: it will be ****tier for their awkward presence:

Any rapper at all: 50 cent, icey cube, ...the rest
Justin Timberlake
Beyonce (not that I have seen any)
Any popstar probably
Reece whatherface
Bridget jones ****
Sarah horseface
Those annoying cunce from mike and molly - the show about sitcom about a morbidly obese couple
Tom Cruise
Anything Adam Sandler touches (aside from maybe 3 movies 10-20 years ago)
Anything Christian Slater goes near
Any **** Johnny Depp does since 20 years ago
Tobey Maguire
Elijah wood
Anything with Vin Diesel (actual name: Mark Sinclair).
I permanently look I'm staring at the sun: Josh Hartnett, also talentless.
Sean Penn - the man should grow some stubble, his clean shaven look makes him look like a 70 year old woman these days, probably not helped by him playing women.
Actually any movie where one person protrays someone from the opposite gender, it's a gimmick and they look creepy.
Anything that geebag M. Night Shyamalan does

I could go on.
This has been cathartic, thank you.

osarusan

Jason Statham.

whiskeyman

Hugh Grant
Owen Wilson
Adam Sandler
Vince Vaughan

tayto lover

Automobiles in a cowboy film. Hate that.


AND Adam Sandler in anything.

Liam McPoyle

Will Ferrell.

:mad:

dodderangler

Will ferrel.
He's just not funny whatsoever.

When the Sun Hits

Julia Roberts

kneemos

Richard Gere.
Liam Neeson.
Mel Gibson.
Wesley Snipes.

Galwayguy35

Adam Sandler

Mr_Muffin

M night shamalam.

Any Irish TV personality.

NachoBusiness

Nothing. I genuinely watch everything on it's merits. Can't abide Amy Schumer for example, but went to see Trainwreck. Sometimes you'll just be confirming what you already thought, for sure, but oftentimes, if you let your previous opinions on someone influence what you choose to watch, you might just miss a gem.

kneemos

osarusan wrote: »

Jason Statham.

Lost count of the number of films I thought this might be good and turns out it has Jason freaking Statham.
How many films has he made?

KKkitty

Steven Segal

MarkAnthony

Adam Sandler - wanker!

Sir Osis of Liver.

When I see that Johnny Logans stupid fcukin head on any tv show.

Arsehole.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Will Ferrell.

osarusan

kneemos wrote: »

How many films has he made?

All of them.

The King of Moo

Alan Smithee.

Nearly every film he's made that I've seen has been crap.

Señor Fancy Pants

Any TV show that features a person that is only famous for being famous.

Most "reality" type TV shows.

Film wise, anything with nudity in it, if I wanted to see nakedness I just wouldn't get dressed in the morning. Bunch of perverts the lot of ye.

RDM_83 again

Wes Anderson, Woody Allen and Kevin Smith.

God I hate whimsy with a passion and Kevin Smith stuff just isn't funny. Also all the characters in each of their films seem strangely obnoxious even when your meant to be sympathetic too them

PlainP

Has to be Adam Sandler.

Ruu

Hilarious opening post.

Adam Sandler and any of his buddies.
Kristen Stewart.
Eddie Murphy.
Ray Liotta (in too many films!!)

dark crystal

Johnny Depp. He stopped making films of any merit about ten years ago.

The King of Moo

Mary Kennedy. She really grates on me.

Dermot Whelan, he always seems both smug and unfunny. And the red-haired chap who is/was on The Republic on the Telly, Bernard I think. Just unfunny and a bit annoying.
And of course Jennifer Maguire. She just seems like an unpleasant individual.
Actually, lump in the whole RTÉ Comedy Department.

pickarooney

Spaceships
Juliette Lewis
The nineteenth century
A reference to another film on the poster.

timthumbni

Anything where the plot involves "the troubles" in Northern Ireland.

Yeah I'm looking at you Mickey Rourke ya plastic faced eejit.

Sir Osis of Liver.

That Steve Martin is an awful pain in the hole.

Katgurl

Any movie in which a child or a dog plays a pivotal role (except ET and The Neverending Story).

Cartoons / animation.

James Bond.

NachoBusiness

It's quite fashionable to hate on Sandler for some reason.
Don't get it myself and I disliked 90% of his films.

R P McMurphy

Hugh Grant ... c.unt
Whoppie Goldberg ... B.illicit

The King of Moo

Any film with a dog where it can reasonably be expected that it'll die before the end .

via4

Yes same I can't watch him in a film for some reason.

timthumbni

The King of Moo wrote: »

Any film with a dog where it can reasonably be expected that it'll die before the end .

You should try The Thing. 80s version.

Pang

Adam Sandler.
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Jason Schwartsman.
The Wilson brothers.
The Twilight girl, Kristen something.
Drew Barrymore.
Shia LeBoeuf
Jesse Eisenberg

dark crystal

Also any superhero film churned out on the Marvel/DC conveyer belt.

Always the same stories, just the costume changes. Generic doesn't even begin to cover it. Last good superhero film I saw starred Christopher Reeve.

catsbanter

Kevin James

timthumbni

Bill Nighy
Colm Meaney
John Hurt

Señor Fancy Pants

Oh and all of those Step Up and Fast & Furious films.

Fuuuuuuuuuck off

Bacchus

Kiera Knightley. I don't actively dislike her but if I saw a movie on that she was starring in, odds are, I'm not watching that movie.

eamonnq

dodderangler wrote: »

Will ferrel.
He's just not funny whatsoever.

Elf ??!!!

Any TV show with Keith Lemon or James Corden.

Bacchus

Pang wrote: »

Shia LeBoeuf

Good call. What a kn*b he is.

The King of Moo

timthumbni wrote: »

You should try The Thing. 80s version.

At least with that I was too distracted by being scared to be very sad.

But every time I watch it I'm still relieved when the Norwegians don't manage to shoot the dog/thing at the start.

kneemos

Any horror film.

smash

Adam Sandler

Jesus Wept

NachoBusiness wrote: »

It's quite fashionable to hate on Sandler for some reason.
Don't get it myself and I disliked 90% of his films.

It's due to fashion, it's because he makes the same increasingly **** movie 1.5 times per year. He also could attempt some good movies/interesting roles if he wanted I imagine, I think he is capable of it but clearly doesn't give a bollox.

His unfunny cunce friends he puts in every **** movie can all **** off too.

Jesus Wept

jeez I really can't stomach most of the cunce mentioned. Think I need to make peace and try to like them.

Pat Mustard

RDM_83 again wrote: »

Woody Allen

I can't stand Woody Allen films. I don't think he ever made a film that I could watch.

tayto lover

Adam Sandler again. Unfunny prat.

Tom Cruise.

The King of Moo

Pat Mustard wrote: »

I can't stand Woody Allen films. I don't think he ever made a film that I could watch.

You know, I like his films, except for that nervous fella that's always in them.

SpaceRocket

Tom Cruise