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Weirdest thing your housemate has done?
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Well, there was the housemate who tried to kill me. Ye know that story :pac:
The same house I lived in I'm pretty sure the landlord just stood outside asylums and grabbed the first escaped patient and brought them to our place.
Chinese guy and his Japanese girlfriend. He was a complete asshole who would sit in the kitchen all day on his laptop and would throw a strop if anyone came in by muttering to himself, grabbing all his stuff, and going up to their room. He'd come back down as soon as he heard you leave or go back to your room. Asked him once about his job where he went on an insane rant about Chinese workers and started punching the table. The other housemates said the same whenever he was asked a question about anything, he'd just go on a wild rant and flip the fúck out.
The Japanese girl was lovely and was great to talk to. She always apologised about everything (hoovering, washing dishes, listening to music during the day) and was hot as hell, the rest of us couldn't understand why she was with this dipstick and he'd sometimes give out to her over stupid shít (which we'd all pull him up on)
When they moved out a girl moved in who was quite fond of her drink and valiums. She used to fall asleep on the stairs or randomly come into my bedroom saying she needs to piss. Her girlfriend was scary and used to walk around the house naked, her voice sounded like she ate buckets of gravel everyday. She creeped out the Muslim housemate, who wasn't used to seeing any of this mullarkey, by warning him if he didn't cook his rice right he'd die.
After they moved out another guy took their place who consistently smelt of cabbage boiled in piss and would cook massive dinners at 3am, making a massive racket like he was flinging dishes and pans into the sink. We were easy on him at the start as we figured he was depressed but he never listened to us about not doing that kind of shít at that time of night.
During the day he would stay in his bedroom listening to the same David Gray album on repeat for hours on end..........Every. Single. Day.............I absolutely detest David Gray now! My room was under his and I could hear him frequently having **** (bed rocking and load moans
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After he left the landlord asked me to check the room to see if it needed any work where I was just greeted with wall-to-wall mould. It was everywhere from the walls, the floor, right down to the mattress which was completely damp. I dunno how the hell guy survived living there for as long as he did, definitely explained his awful breathing which we thought was because of him being overweight.
After him came the housemate who tried to stab me and threatened to burn the house down, he was a nightmare to get rid of.
After his scenario we told the landlord enough was enough and that we'd have to see the people before he let them move in. So one guy came to the house asking about an available room, looking dodgy as fúck and looked like he was flying off his nut (eyes bulging, never blinks, constant white fists from clenching them, random grimaces)
Landlord: "So, what do you do for a living?"
Guy: "Aaaaahhh............nothing at the moment. I'm depressed so I'm on a load of pills! Heh!"
Landlord: "Are you looking for work?"
Guy: "Heh, you know yourself man...............a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do.........eh?................EH?"
*laughs to show about 3 teeth in his blackened mouth*
Landlord: "................When can ya move in?"
I got enough money at that point and got the fúck out of that hellhole.0 -
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