Where can I find a Unicorn

alph · 17-08-2015 05:09PM #1

So my girlfriend has told me she wants a unicorn for her birthday. While I think this is completely unreasonable I've decided to rise to the occasion and attempt to find one.

She never said what specific form it had to be in so I'm thinking of getting one of the plush toys from that Despicable Me movie (she likes that movie... and no shes not a child she is over the age of 30)

I require some help tracking one of these down though.... I looked online and there was a few but they all seemed to be coming from china which isn't really an option as I have about 10 days to get this thing or else they were stupid expensive when you factor in postage.

So AH, anybody know a shop, ideally located in Dublin, that sells these?

Thanks

Edit: Just in case linking to shops or something is against the rules might be safer to PM me.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 17-08-2015 05:11PM

You're being set up for a fall. She's gonna dump you when you don't produce a real live unicorn. Sorry.

Generic Dreadhead · 17-08-2015 05:13PM

She wants you to give her the ole Unicorn Horn!

sKeith · 17-08-2015 05:14PM

A unicorn tee-shirt.
http://rocksoff.com/store/mens-dolphin-tee-blue

NotCominBack · 17-08-2015 05:14PM

In a corn university

fxotoole · 17-08-2015 05:15PM

OP have you checked Urban Dictionary to see if a Unicorn is some bizarre sexual slang?

EDIT: Apparently a unicorn is a single bi lady at a swingers party.

Flint Fredstone · 17-08-2015 05:16PM

Get her a dartboard.

ToddyDoody · 17-08-2015 05:17PM

Magic... something magical (as there's no such thing as a real unicorn, but it remains as a wonder animal in our collective imaginations)

Sir Osis of Liver. · 17-08-2015 05:17PM

Sure she didnt say unique horn?

WoollyRedHat · 17-08-2015 05:18PM

Grow a unibrow and take some viagra.

Son Of A Vidic · 17-08-2015 05:19PM

alph wrote: »

Where can I find a Unicorn

Probably under your nearest LSD tablet.

alph · 17-08-2015 05:21PM

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Sure she didnt say unique horn?

Quite sure but if nothing else this is a nice get out of jail option... Now I just need to find a unique horn...

PandaPoo · 17-08-2015 05:21PM

Just stick a dildo on your head.

SEPT 23 1989 · 17-08-2015 05:22PM

is that not a face mounted sex aid?

17-08-2015 05:23PM

There you go.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Suki-Gifts-Mystical-Peepers-Unicorn/dp/B00C20M07C/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1439832031&sr=8-3&keywords=unicorn

Magical pink unicorn from the land of rainbows, unicorns and fairy dust. AKA Amazon. The good Amazon, not the nasty employers who reign over their underlings like dark lords of menace and exploitation.

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! · 17-08-2015 05:25PM

You could try some of those ..claw grab game things!?...they have in shopping centres, you know the ones...claw comes down, makes a sh!tty attempt at grabbing the teddies inside..fairly sure my local one has those unicorns in it.

Fratton Fred · 17-08-2015 05:25PM

PandaPoo wrote: »

Just stick a dido on your head.

Will a look alike singing "white flag" do?

The_Valeyard · 17-08-2015 05:28PM

Get a white pony, rams horn, glue horn to pony.

17-08-2015 05:30PM

My little pony use to do a unicorn so maybe look in a smiths toy shop.

ardinn · 17-08-2015 05:31PM

Get a rocking horse - or some sort of horse - paint it white with rainbow hair and attach a horn, sorted - and because you made it yourself she will be extra wet over it!!!

Mmmmm Moist!

PandaPoo · 17-08-2015 05:31PM

ardinn wrote: »

Get a rocking horse - or some sort of horse - paint it white with rainbow hair and attach a horn, sorted - and because you made it yourself she will be extra wet over it!!!

Mmmmm Moist!

Put the horn on the saddle!!!!

Dr. Bre · 17-08-2015 05:32PM

you can find one at unicornelscourt!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 17-08-2015 05:33PM

https://www.facebook.com/FabulusOfUnicornsUnicon

Sir Osis of Liver. · 17-08-2015 05:34PM

No offence OP,but your girlfriend sounds like a pain in the hole.

The Randy Riverbeast · 17-08-2015 05:35PM

fxotoole wrote: »

OP have you checked Urban Dictionary to see if a Unicorn is some bizarre sexual slang?

EDIT: Apparently a unicorn is a single bi lady at a swingers party.

This. She wants a threesome.

The_Valeyard · 17-08-2015 05:37PM

ITS SO FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!

biko · 17-08-2015 06:44PM

http://www.ebay.com/bhp/unicorn-mask

Ziboo · 17-08-2015 07:06PM

You can impress her by not only getting her a Unicorn, but by building it yourself (in Blanchardstown or Dundrum):
http://www.buildabear.co.uk/shop/store/%5Bnew%5D%20PRINCESS%20CELESTIA/productId=prod11300115
Other unicorns are available instore http://www.buildabear.co.uk/shop/search?Ntt=unicorn

Fleawuss · 17-08-2015 07:20PM

Take her to The George!

looksee · 17-08-2015 07:24PM

All of those unicorns are spectacularly horrible.

_Brian · 17-08-2015 07:28PM

http://www.yandy.com/Fleece-Unicorn-Costume.php

Where can I find a Unicorn

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