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Candy Gal and 6541 sitting in a tree b.i.r.t.h.d.a.y.

  • 11-08-2015 11:56pm
    #1
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭


    Woooo, the big 29 today, any tips or tricks for my coming year, or things to get done before hitting the 30s?

    All you fellow boardsies seem to give great, or at least funny advice! :D


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  • #2
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Happy birthday and no real advice only do whatever you want whenever you want.


  • #3
    One More Toy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,880 ✭✭✭One More Toy


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    or things to get done before hitting the 30s?

    Have some sex with me


  • #4
    One More Toy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,880 ✭✭✭One More Toy


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Happy birthday and no real advice only do whatever you want whenever you want.

    Like sitting on my disco stick giggidity*



    *yes ive had a few beers tonight what of it


  • #5
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Spend the next year panicking over the end of your 20's. Like I did:o


  • #6
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    One More Toy wrote: »
    Like sitting on my disco stick giggidity*



    *yes ive had a few beers tonight what of it

    What if there's better disco sticks around though?


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  • #7
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,439 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Happy birthday candy-gal! :)



    Don't eat yellow snow.


    That is all.


  • #8
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    When you say 'Candy all round' do you mean.. you know.

    Happy birthday.


  • #9
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Stick your (something I can't remember) in the air.
    Like you just don't care.


  • #10
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    Happy Birthday :-)

    My advice?

    Fukk da h8trz hun, coz YOLO!

    And if he cant handle you at your worst, he sure as hell dont deserve you at your best hun, coz then he aint a real man, and real men look after their women. Whoop whoop roll on the weekend til we get our drinks on with our girlos! Am I right hun!? :-P


  • #11
    brandnewaward
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »
    Happy Birthday :-)

    My advice?

    Fukk da h8trz hun, coz YOLO!

    And if he cant handle you at your worst, he sure as hell dont deserve you at your best hun, coz then he aint a real man, and real men look after their women. Whoop whoop roll on the weekend til we get our drinks on with our girlos! Am I right hun!? :-P

    hope ur ok hun xx
    telpis


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  • #12
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    i wish i was 29


  • #13
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Tigger wrote: »
    i wish i was 29

    So do I, my birthdays on Thursday :(

    Candy, have a lovely day :)


  • #14
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    You're ancient :P

    Happy birthday!


  • #15
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Drink Tennent's! I do and does me no harm


  • #16
    One More Toy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,880 ✭✭✭One More Toy


    KKkitty wrote: »
    What if there's better disco sticks around though?

    Just have sex with me candy girl, it will set you up nicely for the disappointment of life in your thirties, im in dublin right now and ready for a bit of the hows your father. You come over we make small talk, i drunkely flirt and consumate our realtionship for 30 seconds. Then you leave and you are ready to enter the next decade with zero aspirations.


  • #17
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Drink Tennent's! I do and does me no harm


    god damn it, your tennent drinking is thread jumping!!!



    Happy bday OP :);):)

    Enjoy it, go mad and enjoy the last year of your 20s, nothing changes when you hit 30, except the box you tick on some forms.


  • #18
    One More Toy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,880 ✭✭✭One More Toy


    *sober advice* Make sure you have a pension, and get ready for when you turn 30, as you will be able to put a max of 20% of your pay into it tax free per anumn (up from 15% up to ages 29)


  • #19
    One More Toy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,880 ✭✭✭One More Toy


    brandnewaward wrote: »
    hope ur ok hun xx
    telpis

    Maybe Im old but, what does telpis mean?


  • #20
    johnny osbourne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    happy birthdday to yu

    happy birthday to you

    happy birthday dear candy-gl

    happy birthday to you


  • #21
    TheLastMohican
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    Woooo, the big 29 today, any tips or tricks for my coming year, or things to get done before hitting the 30s?

    All you fellow boardsies seem to give great, or at least funny advice! :D

    Are you mouth candy or arm candy?


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  • #22
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    And first song Ive heard so far at 29
    song Ive heard tonight and therefore goes in my theme songs for 29 , tis my tradition Ive had forever, dont laugh :p lol, and it has made sense so far as each song has suited the year/age - lastyear at 28 was Lou Reeds Perfect Day :)



  • #23
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Sounds like itll be a fun year so :)


  • #24
    gctest50
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,605 ✭✭✭gctest50


    29/31



  • #25
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    and thirdly :)


  • #26
    edward2222
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭edward2222


    Happy Birth Day!
    Funny Advice?
    hhhhmmmm
    invite me in to your birthday party,
    and I promise, you wont forget this birthday :)

    Cheers!


  • #27
    arayess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    the best advise I have is that you are responsible for your own happiness.

    other life experience advice is that you shouldn't hesitate: go do the stuff you are thinking of doing

    and Happy Birthday too .
    I hope you enjoy and I wish I was 29 again also.


  • #28
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Happy Birthday Candy-gal! I hope you have a lovely day. Unfortunately I don't have sage words to impart upon you, except always keep a spare roll of toilet paper in the bathroom, for emergencies (and a spare pair of knickers when you travel - the OH added that one)


  • #29
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Spend the next year playing with your boobs before they hit your knees :)


  • #30
    6541
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,970 ✭✭✭6541


    So its my Birthday, not many people know, I have a large circle of friends. I have gotten three birthday texts today, zero cards and not one human interaction Birthday wish.


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  • #31
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Go to MacDonalds and tell them I sent you. Get a MacDonalds Happy Meal.
    Good Lad.


  • #32
    6541
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,970 ✭✭✭6541


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    Go to MacDonalds and tell them I sent you. Get a MacDonalds Happy Meal.
    Good Lad.

    And you never wished me happy Birthday either ! Bostord !


  • #33
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Happy birthday! Unfortunately this is another virtual birthday wishes message for you. I think that the only reason my friends remember my birthday is that facebook notifies them. So don't lose heart OP, maybe you're just not on facebook?


  • #34
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    You should hook up with candy-gal1 and have a party! You might even get laid!


  • #35
    6541
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,970 ✭✭✭6541


    smash wrote: »
    You should hook up with candy-gal1 and have a party! You might even get laid!

    I am too nervous maybe you could introduce me! BTW I have my Facebook settings as private so even "them" cannot wish me happy birthday !


  • #36
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    Happy Birthday 6541...party on ;):D


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  • #37
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Couldn't care less.


  • #38
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    6541 wrote: »
    I am too nervous maybe you could introduce me! BTW I have my Facebook settings as private so even "them" cannot wish me happy birthday !
    It'd be a bit too creepy if I pm'd her and asked her to ride you...


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    smash wrote: »
    It'd be a bit too creepy if I pm'd her and asked her to ride you...

    Oh. Oh. Oh.

    Can I do it? That would be absolutely hilarious.


  • #40
    Neyite
    Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭Neyite


    Allow me to add to the virtual felicitations :)


  • #41
    6541
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,970 ✭✭✭6541


    How do you ride someone in the virtual world ?


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  • #42
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    6541 wrote: »
    How do you ride someone in the virtual world ?

    Pretty much like this.

    (possibly NSFW)


  • #43
    aaakev
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭aaakev


    ya in dublin OP? ill bring ya for a birthday pint after my meeting if ya are!


  • #44
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    What age are you, 10?


  • #45
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    smash wrote: »
    It'd be a bit too creepy if I pm'd her and asked her to ride you...

    Bit of AH pimping, I'd say you wouldn't be the first.


  • #46
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,844 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    6541 wrote: »
    So its my Birthday, not many people know, I have a large circle of friends. I have gotten three birthday texts today, zero cards and not one human interaction Birthday wish.


    go on FB, you will have a pain in your face with all the birthday wishes by the end of the day


  • #47
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    If the two birthday threads were mereged, love would surely blossom.


  • #48
    6541
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,970 ✭✭✭6541


    http://www.historynet.com/today-in-history


  • #49
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Happy birthday to you,
    Happy birthday to you,
    Happy birthday dear 6541,
    Happy birthday to you :)


  • #50
    One More Toy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,880 ✭✭✭One More Toy


    What does telpis mean?


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    I think that the only reason my friends remember my birthday is that facebook notifies them.

    You gave facebook your real birthdate???


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