who drank all the vodka??and where are all my pubes gone????

well spoken man

What is the weirdest thing that you woke up to after a night on the sauce...??
I awoke this morning silky smooth ....empty tube of veet on the dresser...what went on ill never know..
Good times..

Ruu

You mad bastard!

Je suis tres mal

Well spoken man in well waxed man shocker ?

well spoken man

Je suis tres mal wrote: »

Well spoken man in well waxed man shocker ?

I'd laugh if I wasn't so hungover and silky smooth..

kneemos

Looks like four inches now.

DEFTLEFTHAND

You need to get yourself checked in somewhere today son.

BBDBB

Last chicken in the shop?

conorh91

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS

well spoken man

Its strangely liberating..commando all the way...

For Forks Sake

conorh91 wrote: »

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS

Well Spoken Man is clearly a loose cannon who does not play by the rules.

well spoken man

conorh91 wrote: »

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS

Sounds like a man with experience....

Je suis tres mal

conorh91 wrote: »

DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS

I find it's much more fun if you mix it with toothpaste and put it on your pereneum.

well spoken man

Je suis tres mal wrote: »

I find it's much more fun if you mix it with toothpaste and put it on your pereneum.

What happens if u mix Veet up with the toothpaste???

Je suis tres mal

Double the burning, I'd *ahem* guess!

well spoken man

I'm just wondering how to explain it to the wife when she gets home tomorrow from her weekend away. :0

Je suis tres mal

She's probably doing the same thing shure, be grand.

Joe prim

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Well Spoken Man is clearly a loose cannon who does not play by the rules.

Probably a maverick who has thrown away the rule book and written his own.

well spoken man

Je suis tres mal wrote: »

She's probably doing the same thing shure, be grand.

I wish....gonna just drop jocks and shout surprise....the odds of a good outcome are 50/50...ain't they....

Specialun

well spoken man wrote: »

I'm just wondering how to explain it to the wife when she gets home tomorrow from her weekend away. :0

Let her explain why shes walking like daffy duck first

well spoken man

Specialun wrote: »

Let her explain why shes walking like daffy duck first

I'm outraged....not...

fuerte1976

@Specialun

I did laugh...

Wait til it starts to sprout OP. Not nice. Scratch like a dag you will... And that from experience!

well spoken man

fuerte1976 wrote: »

@Specialun

I did laugh...

Wait til it starts to sprout OP. Not nice. Scratch like a dag you will... And that from experience!

Bit o baby lotion on it...be grand... ,:(

conorh91

fuerte1976 wrote: »

Wait til it starts to sprout OP. Not nice. Scratch like a dag you will... And that from experience!

Lifehacking tip: spray aftershave/ anti-perspirant on the affected area to prevent ingrown hairs. I think the alcohol makes the hair stand straight, somehow.

well spoken man

conorh91 wrote: »

Lifehacking tip: spray aftershave/ anti-perspirant on the affected area to prevent ingrown hairs. I think the alcohol makes the hair stand straight, somehow.

Jesus...is this a thing??

well spoken man

well spoken man wrote: »

Jesus...is this a thing??

Gonna say no to the aftershave...balloon knot not impressed...might try antiperspirant later.....much later..

conorh91

well spoken man wrote: »

Jesus...is this a thing??

Is a bear a catholic?

It's a thing alright. If the anti-perspirant doesn't work, pour some petrol down there and set it alight. Should be less irritating.

Je suis tres mal

Whatever you do, don't use feckin scented aftershave there!!

Dear god, the horror!

well spoken man

We need some stories in here.

Je suis tres mal

Apparantly half of this forum wax their balls...
Where's the story! lol

well spoken man

Je suis tres mal wrote: »

Apparantly half of this forum wax their balls...
Where's the story! lol

Innocent me!!!!!

ToddyDoody

Not so much on, more beside, a 10 foot, multi-coloured, stuffed snake.

well spoken man

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Not so much on, more beside, a 10 foot, multi-coloured, stuffed snake.

WTF..??

Je suis tres mal

[I THINK HE LIKES YOU]

RichardCeann

well spoken man wrote: »

Gonna say no to the aftershave...balloon knot not impressed...might try antiperspirant later.....much later..

Do not spray aftershave or deodorant down there. It causes ingrown hair and potentially a cyst. Good fecking luck to you if that happens.

well spoken man

Gonna give up the fapping...gonna itch..wife gonna bitch..never gonna be rich....leave the rest up to ye...

Sir Osis of Liver.

A mate of mine decided to trim his pubes with a kitchen scissors while pissed.

The poor bastard chopped half his nutsack off and almost bled to death.Ended up in A+E with a teatowel around his stones.

catsbanter

Woke up with my eyebrows shaved off and my head shaved. Lets just say my manager let me work from home for the week!

well spoken man

More stories ar imminent..
Getting itchy already...spill ur beans....

well spoken man

well spoken man wrote: »

Gonna give up the fapping...gonna itch..wife gonna bitch..never gonna be rich....leave the rest up to ye...

She gon' put yo' ass in a highway ditch
Yo be hitchin' a hike, brother
She been grindin' with a white motherfucker
Let me break it down for you again
Dat bitch been rollin' on a rich cock
bangin' on a nine-inch stalk
havin' more fun than a tornado in a trailer park
Niggaz makin' idle talk
his cock's on the choppin' block:
Take stock
You know I ain't the one
who shaved his homeboy pubes off,
Playin' with the Veet
when his gurl got her rocks off
Don't you know that white gurls ain't only into lollypops?
Break it down, yo

<INSTRUMENTAL & GUNSHOTS>

Brutha I ain't mad atcha
Gangstas packin snatch like no tomorrow
Shave yo balls and drown yo sorrow
Go git on the straitened narrow
Bang some younger Mia Farrow
She never spit she always swallow
Holla if you really follow
Yo, yo?
Peeeeeace

Talib Fiasco

I woke up in a bed hand cuffed to a woman I had no memory of ever seeing in my life. I was also in a house I had never remembered being in before and it was a good half hour drive away from where I last remembered being. Downstairs were the scenes of a wreckless night of partying as well as several other hungover bodies. Absolutely mental night whatever happened

Detest

Talib Fiasco wrote: »

I woke up in a bed hand cuffed to a woman I had no memory of ever seeing in my life. I was also in a house I had never remembered being in before and it was a good half hour drive away from where I last remembered being. Downstairs were the scenes of a wreckless night of partying as well as several other hungover bodies. Absolutely mental night whatever happened

Are you sure you didn't just watch the hangover movie?

Talib Fiasco

Detest wrote: »

Are you sure you didn't just watch the hangover movie?

The hangover seemed awfully glamorous compared to what I woke up to. Like something out of trainspotting

Detest

Talib Fiasco wrote: »

The hangover seemed awfully glamorous compared to what I woke up to. Like something out of trainspotting

As long as no facial tattoos or missing teeth were involved.

well spoken man

I wish me head hair grew as quick as my pubes...*itchypants......

Stheno

well spoken man wrote: »

I wish me head hair grew as quick as my pubes...*itchypants......

You'll be itching for at least a week

Talib Fiasco

well spoken man wrote: »

I wish me head hair grew as quick as my pubes...*itchypants......

Sudocreem. I veet every few days and sudocreem is the perfect after shave balm.

RichardCeann

well spoken man wrote: »

I wish me head hair grew as quick as my pubes...*itchypants......

Get some Johnson's baby powder in. It does the job.

antodeco

I actually have no idea what sort of thread I've wandered into...

The_Valeyard

Does the OP need a hero, strong, fast and fresh from the fight?

well spoken man

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Does the OP need a hero, strong, fast and fresh from the fight?

Yes sireeeeeeee...what u got big boy..

Je suis tres mal

antodeco wrote: »

I actually have no idea what sort of thread I've wandered into...

Don't lie...