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  • #92
    bazermc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,116 ✭✭✭bazermc


    Beasty wrote: »
    No-one said it can't be made "official" - we still have 444 posts "headroom" before the current thread is due to be closed, so there's no panic to finalise a decision on this .....

    That must be the longest title for a thread, like ever!!!!!


  • #93
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,704 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    "The numb cock" needs more votes tbh :pac:


  • #94
    Eamonnator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,561 ✭✭✭Eamonnator


    Beasty wrote: »
    No-one said it can't be made "official" - we still have 444 posts "headroom" before the current thread is due to be closed, so there's no panic to finalise a decision on this .....

    I'm sure, that this has been asked and answered before, but what happens when the post count reaches, a certain number? Does the internet explode? or does the World end? or is there a more mundane reason?


  • #95
    magicbastarder
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 54,184 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    i think it hits a threshold which creates much more load on the database or something.


  • #96
    Beasty
    Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,485 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    The internet is unharmed. The hamsters will not survive though meaning we then run a poll to decide which mod replaces them:eek:

    This will not be allowed to happen though - or if it does, CMods are at the end of the list.....


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  • #97
    OleRodrigo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,514 ✭✭✭OleRodrigo


    There is a high standard across Boards for offline chat thread titles.

    The current one in the Electronic Music forum is:

    ' You are not a f*cking DJ. You’re an overpaid, untalented, cake-throwing c*nt '

    :)


  • #98
    Alek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭Alek


    In this context, more votes here! :D


  • #99
    Lumen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,507 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    AstraMonti wrote: »
    "The numb cock" needs more votes tbh :pac:
    It lacks diversity though.


  • #100
    Captain Havoc
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 11,393 Mod ✭✭✭✭Captain Havoc


    El Tonto's new name suggestion thread.

    https://ormondelanguagetours.com

    Walking Tours of Kilkenny in English, French or German.



  • #101
    Lusk_Doyle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,338 ✭✭✭Lusk_Doyle


    Lumen wrote: »
    It lacks diversity though.

    The numb cock and sore bum episode: A sticky ending.


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  • #102
    Zyzz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭Zyzz


    img-Biestys-Centra.png


  • #103
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,704 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    Lumen wrote: »
    It lacks diversity though.

    :pac:

    How cool though it would be to have "The numb cock" popping up in the main page of boards few times a day. (Yes I will mature eventually.)


  • #104
    man_no_plan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 989 ✭✭✭man_no_plan


    AstraMonti wrote: »
    :pac:

    How cool though it would be to have "The numb cock" popping up in the main page of boards few times a day. (Yes I will mature eventually.)

    Iirc the main issue was that it wouldn't pop up.


  • #105
    Beasty
    Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,485 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    If that was raising it's ugly head regularly on the front page you may get more than you bargained for.....
    My resignation - guess that makes it even more popular!!!


  • #106
    ROK ON
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,831 ✭✭✭ROK ON


    AstraMonti wrote: »
    :pac:

    How cool though it would be to have "The numb cock" popping up in the main page of boards few times a day. (Yes I will mature eventually.)


    Would bring a smile to my face, but no chance it would ever happen given the killjoy brigade regularly frequenting this forum.

    ^
    Only just seen the spoiler above. The incentive for the numb cock grows and grows :-)


  • #107
    well spoken man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭well spoken man


    "haven't they all got lovely bottoms"


  • #108
    RobFowl
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 11,678 Mod ✭✭✭✭RobFowl


    Leave your compression socks at the door


  • #109
    AstraMonti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,704 ✭✭✭AstraMonti


    Beasty wrote: »
    If that was raising it's ugly head regularly on the front page you may get more than you bargained for.....
    My resignation - guess that makes it even more popular!!!

    If we rename it to "The numb knob" ?:cool:


  • #110
    Beasty
    Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,485 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    AstraMonti wrote: »
    If we rename it to "The numb knob" ?:cool:
    Jan and Klodi offer much more appeal to me than that......


  • #111
    cdaly_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,440 ✭✭✭cdaly_


    AstraMonti wrote: »
    If we rename it to "The numb knob" ?:cool:

    But we'd really have to go for "The knumb knob".


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  • #112
    tomasrojo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,971 ✭✭✭✭tomasrojo


    Le coq engourdi


  • #113
    Fian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,205 ✭✭✭Fian


    For the same "meaning" with a little more subtlety:

    "Two of my legs are exhausted and I can't feel the other one"

    Or simply:

    "I can't feel my other leg"


  • #114
    eeeee
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 6,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭eeeee


    Cock Schmock! Willy threads bore the box off me ;)


  • #115
    Rogue-Trooper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,854 ✭✭✭Rogue-Trooper


    gadetra wrote: »
    Cock Schmock! Willy threads bore the box off me

    This gets my vote.

    Best title for a thread ever!


  • #116
    Morrisseeee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,150 ✭✭✭Morrisseeee


    This thread just got de-railed :eek:


  • #117
    Beasty
    Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 78,485 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    Morrisseeee wrote: »
    This thread just got de-railed :eek:
    S
    Sorry but we cannot put smileys in thread titles......


  • #118
    stecleary
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭stecleary


    The blind spot


  • #119
    man_no_plan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 989 ✭✭✭man_no_plan


    gadetra wrote: »
    Cock Schmock! Willy threads bore the box off me ;)

    First glance thought it said WORE!!


  • #120
    Morrisseeee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,150 ✭✭✭Morrisseeee


    Beasty wrote: »
    S
    Sorry but we cannot put smileys in thread titles......

    /insert Beasties battered bottom bracket smiley


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  • #121
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 295 ✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Anus horribilis.


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