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Guinness farts?

Pumpkin PJs Fan No.9 · 2015-08-05 10:10:43

A friend of mine always stinks of them after a night out. It is a real turn off. Either Pumpkin stops a friend drinking, kills him or finds a remedy. I have heard tell of some magic found on Amazon, called Fart Perfume Pills, the bottle has some funny hieroglyphics on it though: "La Pilute Pet du Pére Noel parfume vos pets…

05-08-2015 11:10AM

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A friend of mine always stinks of them after a night out. It is a real turn off. Either Pumpkin stops a friend drinking, kills him or finds a remedy.

I have heard tell of some magic found on Amazon, called Fart Perfume Pills, the bottle has some funny hieroglyphics on it though: "La Pilute Pet du Pére Noel parfume vos pets au" or something (cannot post linky - Newbie). They come in many flavours? scents? odours? like chocolate, Summer Berry, Violette, etc.

So has anybody tried? Do they cure Guinness Farts?

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