Drunk man at front door, putting hand in letterbox at 4:30am

AlphaBoard

yeah syco I thought about that and its digusting, i know
Not sure id definitely go to jail if someone was trying break in though
i would only ever do something violent like that if i was in danger and scared
anyway its not likely the injury would end up that bad
im not a violent person but im not gonna be a total victim either

AlphaBoard

Jesus, that must of been hard to deal with
the gards seem to take this kind of thing seriously anyway

barneystinson

Get a grip of yourself man. Some poor paralytic fella got confused at your front door and now you've worked yourself into such a state that you're ready to remove body parts. Best advice I can give you is to take a chill pill, move into a castle with a moat & drawbridge, or go join Isis.

I live on Manor Street and get this sort of stuff every night of the week and I wouldn't waste the Guards time by calling them. Someone put his hand in through your letter box? Unless he tried to bang your door down its really not that big of a deal. I have had drunk people kick/knock/ring/stick hands in through letter box etc. Only time I actually minded was when 2/3 lads tried to kick my door down but it was because they thought someone else lived in my house but he actually lived a few doors down. Oh also when the Roma people were on the street they caused a big of danger.

Bongalongherb

Man this thread has turned into a drunk guy poking his finglethings into the letter-box saying I'll see ye tomorrow, and also a penis according to some other commenter's ? very shortly I'd assume that some drunken woman to pass by this abode and export her breasts into this letterbox, the magic letterbox of death. A twilight zone of nonsencicals forwarding themselves into said letter-box.

If it was only money entering this paranormal letter-box it would be great.

Just be careful on tuesday, if the post-man sticks his finglethings into the letter-box, don't cut them off. If he sticks his dick in, then you're free to decide the punishment.

Bongalongherb

Bongalongherb wrote: »

Man this thread has turned into a drunk guy poking his finglethings into the letter-box saying I'll see ye tomorrow, and also a penis according to some other commenter's ? very shortly I'd assume that some drunken woman to pass by this abode and export her breasts into this letterbox, the magic letterbox of death. A twilight zone of nonsencicals forwarding themselves into said letter-box.

If it was only money entering this paranormal letter-box it would be great.

Just be careful on tuesday, if the post-man sticks his finglethings into the letter-box, don't cut them off. If he sticks his dick in, then you're free to decide the punishment.

I think the post about cutting off fingers if he does it again sounds like keyboard warrior kind of stuff, can you imagine cutting someones fingers off because someone stuck his finger through your letterbox? That kind of sounds like the op might be looking for attention.

Bongalongherb

Deleted User wrote: »

I think the post about cutting off fingers if he does it again sounds like keyboard warrior kind of stuff, can you imagine cutting someones fingers off because someone stuck his finger through your letterbox? That kind of sounds like the op might be looking for attention.

Or it might be a simple thing as in regards to common sense thinking, (pondering on the occurrence that happened as to all different scenarios). Some folk have it, some folk don't. It's a strange world, very strange, and these folk might think the opposite and as the thread moves along in the mixture of comment replies, the story deepens into a crazy sort of mash-potato and carrot with a bit of beetroot fixed on the side dripping red liquid all along the mashed-potatoes adding a crystal mirror effect of deliciousness.

Were was I ?

Bongalongherb

Bongalongherb wrote: »

Or it might be a simple thing as in regards to common sense thinking, (pondering on the occurrence that happened as to all different scenarios). Some folk have it, some folk don't. It's a strange world, very strange, and these folk might think the opposite and as the thread moves along in the mixture of comment replies, the story deepens into a crazy sort of mash-potato and carrot with a bit of beetroot fixed on the side dripping red liquid all along the mashed-potatoes adding a crystal mirror effect of deliciousness. Were was I ?

Was someone having a few with the spraoi tonight?

Very Bored

Bongalongherb wrote: »

very shortly I'd assume that some drunken woman to pass by this abode and export her breasts into this letterbox

Can it by my letterbox ?

Greenmachine

Sorry to hear about your incident Op
Guard "Do you think, it is them in that car."
Feck sake. Like the time, I reported my motorcycle stolen and a guard called me a few month later to ask me. "I was just calling to see if you you found your motorcycle"
Salt, wounds, thought he had news for me, did he think, I had the country out looking for it. Funnily enough I still haven't found it some 8 years later.

cookie.monster

it seems the OP didn't like some of the replies and has closed his/her account, if we see the headline "man loses fingers" in the papers tomorrow we know who done it

achiman

All the same its amazing how many people lock their back door and never the front ....Yes ?

Very Bored

cookie.monster wrote: »

it seems the OP didn't like some of the replies and has closed his/her account, if we see the headline "man loses fingers" in the papers tomorrow we know who done it

Was it possibly a wind-up?

cookie.monster

Very Bored wrote: »

Was it possibly a wind-up?

sounds to me like the person needs to up their meds

sdanseo

Greenmachine wrote: »

Sorry to hear about your incident Op
Guard "Do you think, it is them in that car."
Feck sake. Like the time, I reported my motorcycle stolen and a guard called me a few month later to ask me. "I was just calling to see if you you found your motorcycle"
Salt, wounds, thought he had news for me, did he think, I had the country out looking for it. Funnily enough I still haven't found it some 8 years later.

That's an incredibly harsh, defeatist, anti-police view of the world.

The car with no lights probably didn't put in an appearance until well after the incident and it's naturally worth a question to ascertain cause to stop the car and check it out.

In your case, they weren't able to find your property, but were thoughtful enough to follow up on it later.

sparkling sea

sdanseo wrote: »

That's an incredibly harsh, defeatist, anti-police view of the world.

The car with no lights probably didn't put in an appearance until well after the incident and it's naturally worth a question to ascertain cause to stop the car and check it out.

In your case, they weren't able to find your property, but were thoughtful enough to follow up on it later.

A car being driven with no lights should set off sirens in the gardas head, especially at that time in the morning, there is no excuse for not checking it out. Its utter laziness that the garda didn't follow the car, who knows what condition the driver was in or what could have happened later on.

sparkling sea

sparkling sea wrote: »

A car being driven with no lights should set off sirens in the gardas head, especially at that time in the morning, there is no excuse for not checking it out. Its utter laziness that the garda didn't follow the car, who knows what condition the driver was in or what could have happened later on.

I call bs on the guards not stopping a car with no lights on. I would be 99% sure that guards would stop a car with no lights on at night, I have seen them do it on numerous occasions.

Stanford

Probably nothing that a garden hand shears wouldn't cure..!!!

Finnbar01

Sorry that was me. I was playing a game of knock-a-dolly but had too much drink taking and couldn't find the door knocker!

wellboytoo

I woke up yesterday morning and my viuce was gone, do ya think it was the same bollix? my mouth s nearly as big as a letterbox........

Missymoohaa

A brother of a friend of mine had moved house to another area 2 years previously anyway he met a couple of mates of his in his old local, got paralytic, fell down the road to his old house, banging the door, calling his wife all the names for not opening up.

Heel of the hunt, guards were called and when he sobered up a bit in the guards barracks he was able to tell them he lived there previously and thought he was just going home. The guards had a laugh about it and dropped him back to his current home. He called to the new owners next evening to apologise profusely for frightening the sh*te out of them.

MrWalsh

Friend of mine fell asleep in the sitting room one night and woke up hearing noises at the door. Looked into the hall and saw a long pole being extended through the letter box towards the place the keys were hanging. He quickly stepped into the hall, grabbed the pole, and shoved it smartly back where it was coming from.

There was a thud, a shout of pain and the noise of running footsteps. Never found out who it was but someone suffered a nasty eye or face injury that night.

Potential-Monke

sparkling sea wrote: »

A car being driven with no lights should set off sirens in the gardas head, especially at that time in the morning, there is no excuse for not checking it out. Its utter laziness that the garda didn't follow the car, who knows what condition the driver was in or what could have happened later on.

I actually know the Garda who went to this incident. I asked him to clarify the car situation:

"I had just knocked on the door, the man came out, said quickly what happened and this car flew past. It had lights on the front on, but none on the back. We weren't in a position to follow it, because by the time we would have got back into the car, and went after it, it would have been well gone. Instead, my colleague radio'd back with the reg and direction. I've no idea if someone caught up with it, because the night just went nuts after that call."

barneystinson

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I actually know the Garda who went to this incident. I asked him to clarify the car situation:

"I had just knocked on the door, the man came out, said quickly what happened and this car flew past. It had lights on the front on, but none on the back. We weren't in a position to follow it, because by the time we would have got back into the car, and went after it, it would have been well gone. Instead, my colleague radio'd back with the reg and direction. I've no idea if someone caught up with it, because the night just went nuts after that call."

Ah c'mon now, we can't have minor details like facts and common sense getting in the way of a good excuse for a whinge...!

cookie.monster

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I actually know the Garda who went to this incident. I asked him to clarify the car situation:

"I had just knocked on the door, the man came out, said quickly what happened and this car flew past. It had lights on the front on, but none on the back. We weren't in a position to follow it, because by the time we would have got back into the car, and went after it, it would have been well gone. Instead, my colleague radio'd back with the reg and direction. I've no idea if someone caught up with it, because the night just went nuts after that call."

hold on.... you say a man came out!! must be some man in fairness to be sat in his house crapping himself over fingers through a letter box

Gadgie

cookie.monster wrote: »

hold on.... you say a man came out!! must be some man in fairness to be sat in his house crapping himself over fingers through a letter box

Being afraid doesn't make you any less of a man.

ToxicPaddy

Why the hell would you go doing something stupid like cutting someone's fingers off and getting blood all over your carpet/hall floor/door which you then have to clean off.

Just whack the hand with a hammer, rolling pin, frying pan or whatever to make sure that person feels a huge amount of pain and they will scarper soon enough with a couple of badly bruised or broken fingers.

It sounds like either someone else lived there that the guy knew in the past and he was so plastered he thought they still lived there or else he mixed the house up with another one on the street. Leave the light on outside next time and anyone who doesnt want to be seen will be slow to approach the house.

wylie

Did he come back?

cookie.monster

Gadgie wrote: »

Being afraid doesn't make you any less of a man.

no balls!!! so yeah it does make ya less of a man

barneystinson

cookie.monster wrote: »

no balls!!! so yeah it does make ya less of a man

Spoken like a 15 year old... :rolleyes: