Funny work Stories.

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Please share all your "Funny work Stories" below. EG. While working as a cashier what ridiculous things were said to you. Sadly, I have none worth of the word funny.

Also, Please be true, no made up stories:P

The King of Moo

Knock knock?

*Who's there?*

A man walks into a shop and hurts his head.

It's an iron bar.

Junkyard Tom

1940's occupied Europe.

*Knock Knock*

Who is there?

'The SS'.


Fin.

The Diabolical Monocle

ha ha.

i was working in this job right .... back around 2006 right.

and they were giving me all this amazing money.

so anyway I used to go off and get loans right, and buy all this fun stuff, you know based on my future earnings.

and then this one day right .... all the work was gone to a call center in India.

and now theres only work for automation engineers. and I'M the one eating rice in a hut now .... hahahahaha

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Where did I go wrong in creating this? Was it the time I created it at, or the fourm I created it in?

Buona Fortuna

Carnacalla wrote: »

Where did I go wrong in creating this? Was it the time I created it at, or the fourm I created it in?

Where to start :rolleyes:

~ Lack of your own interesting story

~ Lack of an interesting hook

~ The "Please Kick Me" sign on the back of your t-shirt

Lemsiper

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

ha ha.

i was working in this job right .... back around 2006 right.

and they were giving me all this amazing money.

so anyway I used to go off and get loans right, and buy all this fun stuff, you know based on my future earnings.

and then this one day right .... all the work was gone to a call center in India.

and now theres only work for automation engineers. and I'M the one eating rice in a hut now .... hahahahaha

Class!

Buona Fortuna

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

ha ha.

i was working in this job right .... back around 2006 right.

and they were giving me all this amazing money.

so anyway I used to go off and get loans right, and buy all this fun stuff, you know based on my future earnings.

and then this one day right .... all the work was gone to a call center in India.

and now theres only work for automation engineers. and I'M the one eating rice in a hut now .... hahahahaha

Back in 2006. If you'd dreamt this and now it had come true.

Would you now be "living the dream"?

Canis Lupus

This one time this guy dropped a glass of water and it went everywhere. Everyone laughed.

The Diabolical Monocle

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

ha ha.

i was working in this job right .... back around 2006 right.

and they were giving me all this amazing money.

so anyway I used to go off and get loans right, and buy all this fun stuff, you know based on my future earnings.

and then this one day right .... all the work was gone to a call center in India.

and now theres only work for automation engineers. and I'M the one eating rice in a hut now .... hahahahaha

Letter to Viz...

I work in a call centre in Norwich and we've just been told our jobs are
moving to India. I'm so excited! I've always wanted to visit India and
with the salary they pay me I'll be able to live like a Maharaja over
there. Well done Aviva, keep up the good work.
Charles Turner

glued

Carnacalla wrote: »

Where did I go wrong in creating this? Was it the time I created it at, or the fourm I created it in?

Well, personally, I just don't have the time to make up stories on the internet this early. I'll be bored in work in an hour so I might make a decent effort at creative writing then.

Kirby

In the jazz club I used to work at, there was this mad old fella who used to carry round an umbrella think it was a sax. We never told him though. We just thought it was funny.

gramar

Something funny happened where I worked once. Had to be there though.

hal9000

Funny stuff in our place was banned in order to increase productivity

Neyite

Or, yanno, Cries of Colleagues /Retail /IT

The Backwards Man

I didn't get where I am today by sharing funny work stories with strangers.

hairyslug

Got held up at gunpoint before in work, one of our van drivers was stuck in the back of his van, driven up the Wicklow mountains and had a gun held to his head.

Oh how we laughed that day

stmol32

Turned up at the dept. store where I work the other day to find the doors locked.
Turns out they forgot to make any money for the past 10 years!!!

Still PMSLing.

JCX BXC

For someone who understands various types of humour, I haven't a clue whats going on here atm.

mfceiling

I remember going to work one day and then realised I'm self employed and I wasn't needed so I went home.

Good enough for you OP?

The Backwards Man

My sides are splitting here.

Santa Cruz

Once in band camp the teacher asked all the boys to put their flutes on the table

Junkyard Tom

There was this man and then he died.

syklops

We got an email years ago (in a call centre) that they were opening an office in Manila if anyone wanted to relocate there would be a relocation bonus. One of the guys emailed the management team looking for details on the relocation bonus. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadnt seen the email. The relocation bonus was a 10kg bag of rice. Not paying for flights, or helping find accommodation. Rice.

Ok its not a funny, ha-ha story, but you have to laugh right?

syklops

stmol32 wrote: »

Turned up at the dept. store where I work the other day to find the doors locked.
Turns out they forgot to make any money for the past 10 years!!!

Still PMSLing.

Clerys?