Facebook bolexe

PTH2009

You know what really grinds my gears is when people put up things on Facebook such as 'please share this picture of this child he has been missing for 2 days' my granddad is gone missing and we are all worried about him please share etc. some of this status people put up are not even in this country

Another thing is people putting there pictures of there kids up or people who get likes for everything they put up

Oh I never wished I used Facebook lol

Turtyturd

Like this if you want cancer to die.

Specialun

U ok hun? Xxxx

Ruu

Hulk Hogan retweeted Maddie pictures and also Josef Fritzl a few months back.

PTH2009

Specialun wrote: »

U ok hun? Xxxx

Ur stunning Hun xxxx

Specialun

You look gr8 bbz

Xxxx

LDN_Irish

Twice I've googled the missing people (always shared by the same person on my friends list) and they've turned up a couple of years before she's shared it. One of them went missing for 8 hours in 2011 abd she shared it a few weeks ago. The other day she shared a warning to all parents not to let your children go out without shoes on because an American from Tennesee did that and her baby burnt her foot. No chance of that in Ireland but why not up the panic levels a bit? Today's best one (we're talking at least 8 shares a day) was from some Islamic hate preacher showing how the Jews are tracking all our Samsung phones.

I could delete her but it's much more fun to give out about her and feel superior.

PTH2009

LDN_Irish wrote: »

Twice I've googled the missing people (always shared by the same person on my friends list) and they've turned up a couple of years before she's shared it. One of them went missing for 8 hours in 2011 abd she shared it a few weeks ago. The other day she shared a warning to all parents not to let your children go out without shoes on because an American from Tennesee did that and her baby burnt her foot. No chance of that in Ireland but why not up the panic levels a bit? Today's best one (we're talking at least 8 shares a day) was from some Islamic hate preacher showing how the Jews are tracking all our Samsung phones.

I could delete her but it's much more fun to give out about her and feel superior.

I've had friends delete me for no reason *****

People putting up picks of drinks, there dinner or as one of my friends who constantly tags herself everywhere ' tagged at my house, watching this on my sofa

Canis Lupus

Or those 'inspirational' pictures that seem to be the sole preserve of mothers...

Specialun

LDN_Irish wrote: »

Twice I've googled the missing people (always shared by the same person on my friends list) and they've turned up a couple of years before she's shared it. One of them went missing for 8 hours in 2011 abd she shared it a few weeks ago. The other day she shared a warning to all parents not to let your children go out without shoes on because an American from Tennesee did that and her baby burnt her foot. No chance of that in Ireland but why not up the panic levels a bit? Today's best one (we're talking at least 8 shares a day) was from some Islamic hate preacher showing how the Jews are tracking all our Samsung phones.

I could delete her but it's much more fun to give out about her and feel superior.

Is she hot

LDN_Irish

Specialun wrote: »

Is she hot

No.

whatismyname

PTH2009 wrote: »

You know what really grinds my gears is when people put up things on Facebook such as 'please share this picture of this child he has been missing for 2 days' my granddad is gone missing and we are all worried about him please share etc. some of this status people put up are not even in this country

You didn't say why it grinds you, but people ideally need to be more aware to ideally only share missing people appeals from police accounts or similar (or which are also being shared recently on police accounts or similar).

There are reasons why people go missing, and it may often be in their interests to stay missing.

Just one example being domestic abuse victims.

So I will only ever share these if they're being shared by official sources also - people may not think of this type of thing, and easy to presume everyone has good intentions, but may not always be the case.

endacl

Luckily enough, Facebook isn't compulsory.

whatismyname

endacl wrote: »

Luckily enough, Facebook isn't compulsory.

Luckily enough, nobody suggested that it is.

DEFTLEFTHAND

The use of hun by girls really gets to me. Sectarian slurs have no place in polite society.

LDN_Irish

whatismyname wrote: »

Luckily enough, nobody suggested that it is.

Luckily enough, suggesting that it is isn't compulsory.

whatismyname

LDN_Irish wrote: »

Luckily enough, suggesting that it is isn't compulsory.

Luckily enough, nobody suggested that suggesting it is is compulsory.

I don't know why it would grind your gears. When someone goes missing the time is of the utmost importance and most people wouldn't be able to afford the kind of search and spreading the word of mouth like some other cases, so posting it online is the best way of getting it out there.

Having said that, it's a bit annoying when people, especially teenagers, are reported missing so quickly. Thankfully 8/10 times, said teenager turns up safe and sound.

The_Valeyard

Meh, I use fb to keep in contact with friends abroad. That's about it. Not into daily updates or pictures of my dinner.

Fear Ciarrai

PTH2009 wrote:

Ur stunning Hun xxxx

Specialun wrote:

You look gr8 bbz

Specialun wrote:

Xxxx

Fab xxx (and she looks like slurry pit)

Spanish Eyes

I must be missing out on loads of bad grammar, txt spk and inane information, since I never signed up for FacePalm.

Instagram and Wattsapp are great for keeping in touch and seeing the pics without too much rubbish attached.

But then again my name is Victor Meldrew.

whatismyname

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

I never signed up for FacePalm.

Facepalm?? I presume cos their faces will meet your palm?

Not heard it called that before. I personally prefer 'smugbook'

blackbird 49

When people invite you to candy crush or whatever the other games are, I don't play any of them,

whatismyname

blackbird 49 wrote: »

When people invite you to candy crush or whatever the other games are, I don't play any of them,

I presume it doesn't bother you? If it does, maybe turn off those notifications in your settings.

the evasion_kid

LDN_Irish wrote: »

Twice I've googled the missing people (always shared by the same person on my friends list) and they've turned up a couple of years before she's shared it. One of them went missing for 8 hours in 2011 abd she shared it a few weeks ago. The other day she shared a warning to all parents not to let your children go out without shoes on because an American from Tennesee did that and her baby burnt her foot. No chance of that in Ireland but why not up the panic levels a bit? Today's best one (we're talking at least 8 shares a day) was from some Islamic hate preacher showing how the Jews are tracking all our Samsung phones.

I could delete her but it's much more fun to give out about her and feel superior.

https://fontanalib.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/pw1pn.jpg?w=198&h=252

blackbird 49

blackbird 49 wrote: »

When people invite you to candy crush or whatever the other games are, I don't play any of them,

If I receive too many of those, I usually just stop being friends with those people.

Sinister Kid

Solution = Hide from timeline, Delete, Block.

poeticmakaveli

Facebook is a kip!!!!

EoghanIRL

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute goes by.

yellowlabrador

If you want to feel missed, sign out of fakebook and count the amount of emails they send you telling you how many messages you have missed. It's always best to sign out anyway because they track your internet use otherwise

MRnotlob606

The worst groups on facebook are the social justice warriors.I.have a friend who's up in arms about the Yulin dog-meat festival but I'm sure she's quite comfortable with eating beef,pork,chicken etc.Cognitive dissonance for ya

D-FENS

Ruu wrote: »

Hulk Hogan retweeted Maddie pictures and also Josef Fritzl a few months back.

Only the power of Hulkamania allows you to retweet on Facebook I guess.

catallus

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

the Yulin dog-meat festival

It wasn't just dogs, it was cats too.

They eat cats in Asia.

Junkyard Tom

Der was dis boi n he hated Facebook so much he punched hiself in the face and lost he's sight so cud never see da internet again


***Like dis if you cry everytim***

the_monkey

I miss the old days, when I'd take a photo of my dinner and get it developed the next day and post 20 copies of it to all my friends ..

osarusan

Smugbook?

The smuggest ones of all the people go on about not having a Facebook account.

hatrickpatrick

PTH2009 wrote: »

You know what really grinds my gears is when people put up things on Facebook such as 'please share this picture of this child he has been missing for 2 days' my granddad is gone missing and we are all worried about him please share etc. some of this status people put up are not even in this country

.......I'd be willing to bet good money on the trend of Facebook missing person alerts having contributed significantly to people being found quickly, one way or another.

I have to honestly ask, to people who object to stuff like this - what SHOULD social media be used for? Some people seem to think the only legitimate use of social media is for news items, political commentary and interesting links to other websites.

These people have, I fear, confused Facebook for StumbleUpon.

hatrickpatrick

D-FENS wrote: »

Only the power of Hulkamania allows you to retweet on Facebook I guess.

Yo dawg, I heard you like Twitter and Facebook!

So we put a tweet button in yo' Facebook button, and tweets in yo' Facebook, so you can read tweets while Facebooking, Facebook while tweeting, read tweets while Facebooking about Twitter, and Facebook Facebooks while Tweeting about Facebook. On Twitter.

Guy:Incognito

Thread disappoints. I was expecting a Facebook link to cheap fake watches.

Mr_Muffin

blackbird 49 wrote: »

When people invite you to candy crush or whatever the other games are, I don't play any of them,

Yeah i know what you mean. Getting a tiny little notification to play a game really ruins my day.

_Whimsical_

In fairness the only thing facebook is really any good for is getting pictures of missing people out there or raising money for good causes, the rest of it is crap.

Enjoy Heroin Responsibly

LDN_Irish wrote: »

Today's best one (we're talking at least 8 shares a day) was from some Islamic hate preacher showing how the Jews are tracking all our Samsung phones. .

How does this work exactly ?

I mean there's millions of Samsung phones in the world and Millions of Jews how is the workload allocated ? Is there a committee that holds regular meetings in Tel Aviv to organise it all. Is my phone tracked by some Jew in New York but the wife's by another one in Paris

Is the task of tracking Apple phones delegated to the Hindus with the Nokia's looked after by the Buddhists ?

lizzyman

yellowlabrador wrote: »

If you want to feel missed, sign out of fakebook and count the amount of emails they send you telling you how many messages you have missed. It's always best to sign out anyway because they track your internet use otherwise

They still track your internet use even when logged out. They also track people who have never signed up to Facebook.

TomBtheGoat

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute goes by.

And someone whines about Facebook, yet they can't keep off it.

Wanderer2010

PTH2009 wrote: »

Another thing is people putting there pictures of there kids up or people who get likes for everything they put up
l

This. Something as boring and irrelevant as "Its hot today" can birth as many as 200 likes, are there really that many people out there spying FB so as to like such a crap comment. It boggles the mind.

lizzyman

Honestly OP, you lost me at 'bolexe'

lizzyman

lizzyman wrote: »

Honestly OP, you lost me at 'bolexe'

Ah would ya ever relaxe

PizzamanIRL

PTH2009 wrote: »

You know what really grinds my gears is when people put up things on Facebook such as 'please share this picture of this child he has been missing for 2 days' my granddad is gone missing and we are all worried about him please share etc. some of this status people put up are not even in this country

I know! People don't be outdoors with their heads not staring at their phones long enough these days to even potentially see the missing person.

Detached Retina

Enjoy Heroin Responsibly wrote: »

How does this work exactly ?

I mean there's millions of Samsung phones in the world and Millions of Jews how is the workload allocated ? Is there a committee that holds regular meetings in Tel Aviv to organise it all. Is my phone tracked by some Jew in New York but the wife's by another one in Paris

Is the task of tracking Apple phones delegated to the Hindus with the Nokia's looked after by the Buddhists ?

Brilliant I wish this was on facebook so I could share it :pac:

mr_edge_to_you

Where to start.....

Not enough money to make it to the end of the month? Bills piling up? Want to be your own boss? Pm for details. #make it happen

Raybans for $10.

#lets #use #hashtags #for #everything, #they're #for #twitter #anyway.

Change your profile name into Irish to show how Irish you are for St Patricks Day.

Weekly picture of something like a Walkman by 98fm......who remembers this?

Usual like and share re sick children.

My dog died....."aw sorry to hear that"

Just checked in at terminal 2......

Anyone want to buy some of these hideous looking frames that I make in my bedroom? Send me your daughter's shoes and I'll lash them into it somewhere along with the rest of the random sh!t.

All that social justice nonsense.

Share this candle for some strangers that died.

I cycled 40km today....

I was in your restaurant the other day and the waiter wouldn't give me a high chair for my dog....blahdy blah...... you should be ashamed of yourselves.

PARlance

Enjoy Heroin Responsibly wrote: »

How does this work exactly ?

I mean there's millions of Samsung phones in the world and Millions of Jews how is the workload allocated ? Is there a committee that holds regular meetings in Tel Aviv to organise it all. Is my phone tracked by some Jew in New York but the wife's by another one in Paris

Is the task of tracking Apple phones delegated to the Hindus with the Nokia's looked after by the Buddhists ?

I wouldn't give conspiracy nuts the time of day but that on isn't a million miles of the mark.

I used to work for an Irish company (that IBM since acquired) who specialised in "Advanced Subscriber Intelligence" for mobile operators. They operated worldwide with all they major phone operators. The amount of info gathered is amazing. A trail in the States proved the ability to predict when users where about to get sick (as we change our phone usage patterns in the days before illness) to a scary degree.

The phone operators monitor the customer base on a macro level (to monitor trends, areas of interest etc) but the capabilities are there to do it on a micro level.
And the Israeli's have been leading the way in this area for decades.

The amount of porn viewed on phones is just amazing