Best Google Autocomplete you can find

One per post, can't post twice in a row.
You type a few words into Google search and see what it suggests in the autocomplete below before you click search.
I think it's fascinating to see the weird mix in these common searches
Chat is also good

My find:
Google Search: "It hurts "
"It hurts when I pee"
"It hurts me too"
"It hurts to swallow"
"It hurts to be in love"

Go..

The Backwards Man

Google is a bad

company
search engine
place to work
thing

RayM

"Is my g"

Is my girlfriend depressed
Is my geranium dead
Is my goldfish dead
Is my goldfish dying

Samaris

Search: I don't know...

i don't know what a tracker mortgage is
i don't know what to do
i don't know how to love him
I don't know much
I don't know who I am

I then had to follow up the search on "I don't know much" to see what the internet could tell these hopeful souls!

Amirani

I am

bread
number four
cait
an artist

Love the first one!

conorh91

Why do I..

Why do I have no friends?
Why do I keep farting?
Why do I have diarrhea?
Why do I sweat so much?

I reckon you've answered your first question, luv

whatismyname

I poop...

I poop...once a week
I poop...at parties
I pooped blood
I poop... everywhere
I poop...5 times a day
I pooped on the floor
I poop... 6 times a day
I poop... 7 times a day
I pooped my bed

Samaris

Companies are...

Companies are evil
Companies are singular
Companies are not likely to outsource
companies are preaching to a new audience
companies are tracking employees

I see a certain paranoia in this one.

gazump123

I am...

I am bread
I am number four
I am cait
I am an artist

Amirani

gazump123 wrote: »

I am...

I am bread
I am number four
I am cait
I am an artist

I am bread. :mad:

Deco99

Why cant b

whatismyname

Beards are...

Beards are...out
Beards are...in
Beards are...dirtier than toilets
Beards are...over
Beards are...dirty
Beards are...back
Beards are...gross
Beards are...cool
Beards are...ugly
Beards are...disgusting

The Diabolical Monocle

how to marry a

.... rich man
.... millionaire
.... doctor
.... rich arab
.... rich old man
.... rich man the princess formula


dig dig dig.

Custardpi

Why are...

Americans so stupid?
people gay?
my boobs sore?
there no snakes in Ireland?

LadyFenghuang

I am such a bad person I googled my name.

Public_Enema

What happens if a woman takes viagra

What happens if you microwave a cat

What happens if you eat undercooked chicken

What happens if the Nazis won

What happens if you delete system 32

thomur

Why am I so tired
Why am I so hungry
Why am I always tired
Why Am I so ugly

Personal revelation: Number 2(+ eating all the time) leads to number 4

LadyFenghuang

You are not ugly.

The Backwards Man

I have a massive

Spot
Headache
Forehead
Crush

sugarman

sugarman wrote: »

How do you...

...get Scabies
...register to vote
...get thrush
...like them apples

Reads like a "to-do" list.

mud

What do you . . .

. . . call jokes

. . . need for a new baby

. . . need for the nct

. . . do when you're bored

DivingDuck

I think I've lost...

my mind
my mind hollywood undead
the love of my life
my berries

...Don't investigate the last one unless you like feeling as though you've taken massive amounts of drugs without knowing about it.

Call Me Jimmy

Oh dear

gingers are

gingers are creepy
gingers are evil
gingers are gross
gingers are vampires

LadyFenghuang

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Oh dear

gingers are

gingers are creepy
gingers are evil
gingers are gross
gingers are vampires

Blondes love cupcakes

Blondes have more fun.

Blondes and bombers.

diomed

Cyclists don't ...

... pay road tax
... obey traffic laws
... share the road
... follow the rules

diomed

Gamblers are ...

... losers
... stupid
... liars
... idiots
... like toilets

coopdog85

Is it wrong:

...to sleep with your sister
...to sleep with your cousin

Paramite Pie

Why are...

... Americans so stupid
... manhole covers round
... people gay
... my boobs sore
... firetrucks red

Why aren't...

... my messages sending
... I happy
... I losing weight
... my headphones working
... frescoes affected by water (really? this is a common question??)
... my chickens laying eggs

Massimo Cassagrande

Milf....


then lots of good stuff...can't remember exactly...

The Backwards Man

Donegal is

happy
in what county
not in Northern Ireland :mad:
in Northern Ireland

I'm a woman and

I'm going bald
I can't come
I shave my face
my hair is thinning
I have chest hair :eek:

ROAAAR

Did Jesus...

have brothers
have children
have 2 dads
die

One of his Dads then, God

Did God...

create the universe
create marriage
create dinosaurs
create evil

Then Dads in general.....

Help my Dad...

touched me
died
is cheating
got me pregnant

That's enough now I think

Savage Tyrant

My anus is

Bleeding
Sore
Itchy
Burning

I wouldnt want to see that dudes undercrackers...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

What happens if u

eat weed
dont eat
eat mold
sps loses my package

The Irish government ...

...
structure
ministers
outlaws heterosexual marriage (!)

the_monkey

There was an animation of Google autocompletes going through kids ages like :

I'm 9 and ....
I'm 10 and ...
etc till around 18 ...

Was amazing (scary even) to see what came up for such young kids ..

jester77

Why do men...
... watch porn
... go bald
... cheat
... have affairs

Why do women...
... have affairs
... wear thongs
... wear high heals
... wear bras

the groutch

I'm su.....

I'm suicidal
I'm surrounded by idiots
I'm super cereal
I'm such a failure

mocha please!

I'm guilty of ...

... being a dwarf
... loving you
... love in the first degree
... giving more chances


Awww poor dwarfs! (Dwarves ...?)

Menas

Is death...

Is death the end?
Is death painful?
Is death real?
Is death parade good?

Had to look up the last one.

hairycakes

Jesus is.....

a friend of mine
is coming soon
is lord
is just alright

gazump123

Diego Simeone wrote: »

I am bread. :mad:

Apparently it's a game:pac:

osarusan

Is there...

an afterlife
a god
caffeine in tea
gluten in oats
gluten in rice
any deal
life on mars

LadyFenghuang

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

My anus is

Bleeding
.

That is a GREAT cartoon!

osarusan

My wife is...

always starting arguments
a high school girl
an emotional bully
not interested in sex
pregnant what should i expect
having an affair
gangster
gangster2
gangster3

Rubberlegs

I need... a hero
a dollar
a job

I wish.... that you were mine
that all the ladies
that I were back home in Derry

TheChevron

Fine weather were having....


Will I.. am
Will I..t rain today
Will It run
Will it rain tomorrow

Son Of A Vidic

I hate it when Adolf Hitler steals my nutella

I hate it when Voldemort uses my shampoo

I hate it when Jesus rides dinosaurs

I hate it when I'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas at me

I hate it when Jessica Alba calls me and I'm in bed with Megan Fox

Xaracatz

How come I am:

* not losing weight
* dead
* always angry
* getting emails from myself

Some serious problems out there in Internet land. Nothing worse than getting emails from yourself. And being fat, angry and dead isn't so great either.

Yurt2

Is the...

.... easter bunny real
.... the hound dead (?)
.... moon a planet
.... junior cert hard

If you can't answer 1, 2 and 3 then the answer to 4 is probably yes.

Edit: Ah the hound is something to do with game of thrones.

Herb Powell

Why do irish......

....drink so much
....guys have small
.....swear so much
....dancers wear wigs

Fucck.