Ridiculous Movie Titles

The Backwards Man

To honour the impending release of Sharktopus v Whalewolf (starring no lesser actor than Casper Van Dien) next month, what's the most ridiculous film title you can come with not already thought of by a Syfy movie executive?

Nazi's At The Centre Of The Earth!

Damn! It's been taken http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2130142/

gramar

Snakes on a Plane. No way that has been taken.

jimgoose

They Came From Beyond The Stars - Did A Bit Of Shopping, Grabbed Some Light Lunch, Walked Around For A While, And Then Buggered Off Home Again.

Digital Solitude

Gay **** from Outer Space

dpofloinn

Flight World War 2

What steaming pile

For more quality SyFy programming check out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum

Duckworth_Luas

She Hulk & Sexy Invisible Woman Get Down And Dirty

A - 10
V - 10
M - 1

That woman was not invisible!!!!

Harry Palmr

Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?

/thread

KungFuhrer

Any Syfy channel production is bound to be ridiculous anyway

Topper Harley

The Simpsons 2.

These days it's all about the subtitles, such as 'Sharknado 2: The Second One' ...thanks for clearing that up.

And then 'Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No" ...just what we were all thinking.

the evasion_kid

Attack of the killer tomatoes

jimgoose

Topper Harley wrote: »

The Simpsons 2.

These days it's all about the subtitles, suck as 'Sharknado 2: The Second One' ...thanks for clearing that up.

And then 'Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No" ...just what we were all thinking.

"Sharknado 4 - Enough All-fcukan-ready!!" :pac:

Ruu

Cows from Outer space or Laser Cows are still free I believe.

Arsemageddon

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and its sequel Killer Tomatoes Eat France

The Backwards Man

KungFuhrer wrote: »

Any Syfy channel production is bound to be ridiculous anyway

Says the person with the username based on time travelling kung fu Nazis.

NachoBusiness

Some porn ones..

Gladheateher.
WombRaider.
Stop or My Mom Will Cum!
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon.
Night Of The Giving Head.
White Men Can't Hump.
Clitty Clitty Gangbang.

Mr. CooL ICE

The Man With An Anus On Each Of His Fingertips

jimgoose

"Attack of the Mutant Zombie Flesh Eating Chickens From Mars" is a thing of rare and scintillating beauty, but tragically it is already an unreleased 8-bit home computer game from 1987. :pac:

Digital Solitude

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Some porn ones..

Gladheateher.
WombRaider.
Stop or My Mom Will Cum!
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon.
Night Of The Giving Head.
White Men Can't Hump.
Clitty Clitty Gangbang.

Gutterballs

The Backwards Man

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Some porn ones..

Gladheateher.
WombRaider.
Stop or My Mom Will Cum!
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon.
Night Of The Giving Head.
White Men Can't Hump.
Clitty Clitty Gangbang.

Scooby Doo XXX caught me out, I thought it was going to be about Scooby going undercover for a shady black ops federal department.

Conor Bourke

Return of the man who never came back

wilhelm roentgen

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Some porn ones..

Gladheateher.
WombRaider.
Stop or My Mom Will Cum!
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon.
Night Of The Giving Head.
White Men Can't Hump.
Clitty Clitty Gangbang.

Shaving Ryans Privates

bonzodog2

Are we not supposed to be making ones up?
However I did enjoy Ragin' Cajun Redneck 'Gators

NotYourYear20

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Some porn ones..

Gladheateher.
WombRaider.
Stop or My Mom Will Cum!
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon.
Night Of The Giving Head.
White Men Can't Hump.
Clitty Clitty Gangbang.

Someone has too much time on their hands, or too much of something in their hands.:pac:

MrVestek

Attack of the Pubes.

redbel05

The Pink Kilometer
How to Train Your Nazi
Frozen: Fury Road
What a Wonderful Undead Life!

jimgoose

redbel05 wrote: »

...Frozen: Fury Road...

Love it!

Pride and Prejudice - Beyond Thunderdome
Kramer vs. Kramer - The Road Warrior

:pac::pac::pac:

arayess

netflix has this beauty which it recommended to me one evening:

nude nuns with big guns

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1352388/?ref_=nv_sr_1

ManofStan

The African student in Stillorgan. Category Fiction.

Ken Shamrock

arayess wrote: »

netflix has this beauty which it recommended to me one evening:

nude nuns with big guns

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1352388/?ref_=nv_sr_1

****ing deadly film.

The_Valeyard

Flesh Eating Mothers, early 80s I think. Weird, weird film.

Dan_Solo

wilhelm roentgen wrote: »

Shaving Ryans Privates

Wasn't that with "Schindler's Fist" in A Scare At Bedtime once?

gazump123

These are all taken but still worthy of mention:
Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda
Zombeavers
Piranhaconda
Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus
Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
Dinocroc vs. Supergator
Sand Sharks
Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast
Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark

Harry Palmr

These titles are not really fair - its films that are genuine and not jokey parodies that count.

The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here!

fleet_admiral

8 Simple Rules For Banging My Teenage Daughter

razorblunt

I don't think you can count SyFy movies in this, they're deliberately bad.

My nomination is "Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief".
Percys everywhere must have rejoiced, "we've made it lads, we've made it".

Dan_Solo

Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?
Starring Dustin Hoffman.

Son Of A Vidic

Some more ridiculously named movies....

Attack of the Cockface Killer.

The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him.

Attack of the Killer Refrigerator.

Attack of the Killer Turds.

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

Chain Smoker

Digital Solitude wrote: »

Gay **** from Outer Space

How on earth is that word not censored when ****, ********** and **** are?

Capt'n Midnight

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Attack of the killer tomatoes

I know I'm going to miss her.
A tomato ate my sister.

EoghanIRL

fleet_admiral wrote: »

8 Simple Rules For Banging My Teenage Daughter

PM sent.

Public_Enema

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Attack of the Cockface Killer.

Certainly sounds like someone you wouldn't want to meet on a dark night.

EoghanIRL

Public_Enema wrote: »

Certainly sounds like someone you wouldn't want to meet on a dark night.

He has nothing on Trent though tbh...

RasTa

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

Public_Enema

Radioactive Cannibal Vikings from Hell (2007)

Don’t Worry, We’ll Think of a Title (1966)

Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter (1966)

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)

A Vagina for Christmas (2011)

Capt'n Midnight

Wheels on Meals - it's about a Chipper Van , superstitious exec swapped the words. It's like Roddy Doyle's The Van. Except it's in Spain. And it's got Jackie Chan and Samo Hung.

Krakatoa: East of Java - yeah, geography much ?

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - he does in one of the worst films ever,

A video game that wasn't released.
Attack of the Mutant Zombie Flesh Eating Chickens From Mars
http://www.worldofspectrum.org/pub/sinclair/games-adverts/a/AttackOfTheMutantZombieFleshEatingChickensFromMars.jpg

The_Valeyard

Public_Enema wrote: »

Certainly sounds like someone you wouldn't want to meet on a dark night.

Dark night, day, evening, afternoon or any time reallly

bonzodog2

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059170/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

Knex*

Giving Up: A Rick Astley Musical

darkpagandeath

the burning bed