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What person would you team up with?

  • 17-06-2015 12:16PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180
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    What famous person would you team up with in a zombie apocalypse. I'd probably team up with Bear Grylls. Seeing as that guy will eat anything, he should be no problem getting rid of the zombies.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,933 riffmongous
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    But won't Bear eat you long before he has to eat any zombies? :P

    I'll take Terry Crews, he's got the power to fight hordes and the sense of humour to keep morale up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 Paddy Cow
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    Bear Grylls would only be of any use if you had a tv crew and a hotel on standby :P

    In fairness, while I do think he could survive if he had to, it was obvious from his shows that he had a huge crew around him.

    There was another guy, who's name escapes me, and he did all his survival, while filming the whole thing. Now there's a guy I would want on my side (although I'm not sure he'd want me :o).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 Paddy Cow
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    Although he's not a person, I would like the Littlest Hobo to be on my team. He's loyal, would let me know if zombies were in the area (so I could get some quality sleep knowing I was safe) and he'd be the type of companion who would never stab me in the back.

    For those of you too young to know, the Littlest Hobo was a Husky who roamed around helping people in need. I don't think there's any greater need than someone trying to survive the apocalypse!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,749 Flippyfloppy
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    President Obama. No doubt he'd have the best security plan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 922 geecee
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    Jack Bauer or Rick Grimes!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,768 degrassinoel
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    Jennifer Connelly

    She can kick ass when she has to, and she's purtty :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,933 riffmongous
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    geecee wrote: »
    Jack Bauer or Rick Grimes!
    I'm not sure if I'd trust Bauer, doesnt he end up killing or torturing a lot of the people he's with in order to achieve his goals?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,069 Tzar Chasm
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    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Although he's not a person, I would like the Littlest Hobo to be on my team. He's loyal, would let me know if zombies were in the area (so I could get some quality sleep knowing I was safe) and he'd be the type of companion who would never stab me in the back.

    For those of you too young to know, the Littlest Hobo was a Husky who roamed around helping people in need. I don't think there's any greater need than someone trying to survive the apocalypse!

    Nah, you would get emotionally attached and then he would bugger off, leaving you more miserable and alone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,768 degrassinoel
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    Tzar Chasm wrote: »
    Nah, you would get emotionally attached and then he would bugger off, leaving you more miserable and alone

    There's a voice, it keeps on calling him

    Down the road, that's where he'll always be

    Every stop he makes, He makes a new friend,

    Cant stay for long, just turn around, and he's gone again!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 Micky Dolenz
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    Ray Mears everyday of the week.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 Rosser
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    Marty Morrissey or Eileen Dunne failing that see my thanks above


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 896 Fuzzytrooper
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    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Although he's not a person, I would like the Littlest Hobo to be on my team. He's loyal, would let me know if zombies were in the area (so I could get some quality sleep knowing I was safe) and he'd be the type of companion who would never stab me in the back.

    For those of you too young to know, the Littlest Hobo was a Husky who roamed around helping people in need. I don't think there's any greater need than someone trying to survive the apocalypse!

    You've made me remember the theme music, which makes me sad. "Maybe tomorrow, I'll wanna settle down, until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on..."sniff :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ScumLord
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    Jennifer Connelly

    She can kick ass when she has to, and she's purtty :)
    To expand on your plan, why not take the hawaiian tropic girls? They probably couldn't kick much ass but with a full bus of them you could afford to lose one or two. Plus they'd be too slippery for zombies to catch because of all the sunscreen they'd be wearing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,768 degrassinoel
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    I would but only if they were all clones of Jennifer! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,069 Tzar Chasm
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    geecee wrote: »
    Jack Bauer or Rick Grimes!

    Well, if we are picking fictional characters then there really is only one option

    Tony Stark

    Get yourself a spare suit and everything is sorted


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,201 RiderOnTheStorm
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    Sarah Connor. She has it all, kick ass attitude, skills, and easy on the eye. Only disadvantage would be threat of a terminator turning up .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,069 Tzar Chasm
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    Sarah Connor. She has it all, kick ass attitude, skills, and easy on the eye. Only disadvantage would be threat of a terminator turning up .

    Terminators are re programmable, how good is your M68000 assembley?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,395 nc19
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    Chuck Norris

    Not to be confused with Senator David Norris........


    /thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,201 RiderOnTheStorm
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    nc19 wrote:
    Chuck Norris. . . . .


    I dunno. Chuck is great, but he is famously a lone wolf. Not sure if he would stick with me. Might be better with David.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 223 KenjiOdo
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    Fictional - Sarah Connor // Alice from Resident Evil // Jack Reacher ??

    Celebrity - Paul Walker R.I.P. // Vinny Jones // Arnold Schwarzenegger - Get to da choppa!

    Reality - Pack of vicious attack dogs with zombie immunity - lol!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55 Blackdragon72
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    I would team up with Andy McNab, sure to be a safe bet to have my back.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,816 Baggy Trousers
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    Teresa Mannion.

    Safety personified, tough and hot!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 southcentralts
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    For me it would have to be Bruce Cambell!

    Nothing beats venturing out into the zpocalypse to test my zombie survival skills, to the comic commentating pun-casting genius, though a ROFL giggling idiot may not be the best way to face the zombies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 Ragnar Lothbrok
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    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Bear Grylls would only be of any use if you had a tv crew and a hotel on standby :P

    In fairness, while I do think he could survive if he had to, it was obvious from his shows that he had a huge crew around him.

    There was another guy, who's name escapes me, and he did all his survival, while filming the whole thing. Now there's a guy I would want on my side (although I'm not sure he'd want me :o).

    Ed Stafford? He's a bit mental though :D


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