Inappropriate messages.

Un Croissant

The OH tells me that she received a message tonight from her teacher that ended with Fx Fx. It was a group message and her friend received it at the same time sitting beside her.

They had no idea what it meant, nor had I. French kiss apparently. That's weird, right? I mean, to one person, an x maybe, if you're a creep. But to a group?

Anyway, I'm wondering what weird/inappropriate messages you've received over the years. Maybe from a boss, or an ex, or a text that wasn't meant for you.

Mine is probably waking up around 5am to a voicemail left two hours earlier. It had no number recorded and the message was just the song "You're beautiful" by James Blunt. Never found out who sent it but somewhere out there, someone is living with the knowledge that they sent it. It was strange as ****.

What about you?

Un Croissant

This was obviously an inappropriate message. I apologise.

Sheep Lover

Her teacher? Are you going out with a 12 year old?

Un Croissant

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Her teacher? Are you going out with a 12 year old?

People have teachers after the school cycle. He certainly isn't a lecturer or professor.

CFlat

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Her teacher? Are you going out with a 12 year old?

...says the sheep lover:)

Tilly

Does his name begin with an F by any chance?

Un Croissant

And nobody gives any weird messages.

Anyone ever leave a voice recording of 'you're beautiful' at 3am?

Menas

'PM me nudes' must have received a few inappropriate messages at this stage.

howardmarks

Tilly wrote: »

Does his name begin with an F by any chance?

Was he a French teacher?

Sheep Lover

Un Croissant wrote: »

People have teachers after the school cycle. He certainly isn't a lecturer or professor.

She's probably riding him then, wouldn't be the first time one of yours strayed would it?

tipparetops

Un Croissant wrote: »

And nobody gives any weird messages.

Anyone ever leave a voice recording of 'you're beautiful' at 3am?

face it, your imaginary woman is banging someone else.
not surprised really.

Un Croissant

tipparetops wrote: »

face it, your imaginary woman is banging someone else.
not surprised really.

You still mad about Irish dying? You never responded to my post yesterday.

tipparetops

Un Croissant wrote: »

You still mad about Irish dying? You never responded to my post yesterday.

I am not going near that thread again.
I was told in one post I was hated by my family and friends.
And posters like you liked it.
No wonder your woman is shagging around.

Seriously get checked out for STD, it would excuse your behaviour on the thread if it was caused by syphilis rotting your brain.

Un Croissant

tipparetops wrote: »

I am not going near that thread again.
I was told in one post I was hated by my family and friends.
And posters like you liked it.
No wonder your woman is shagging around.

Seriously get checked out for STD, it would excuse your behaviour on the thread if it was caused by syphilis rotting your brain.

Tipp, it's ok. It's okaaaay, shhhh now.

PM me nudes

Menas wrote: »

'PM me nudes' must have received a few inappropriate messages at this stage.

Not enough, never enough.

tipparetops

Un Croissant wrote: »

Tipp, it's ok. It's okaaaay, shhhh now.

hit a nerve i see.
you should be talking to her now, not posting on boards.
:pac:

Un Croissant

tipparetops wrote: »

hit a nerve i see.
you should be talking to her now, not posting on boards.
:pac:

It's ok. I can multitask. I know you're grieving and I want to be here for you.

catallus

Teacher is probably giving her Irish-grinds on the side.

tipparetops

catallus wrote: »

Teacher is probably giving her Irish-grinds on the side.

hes definitely putting something in her mouth.

Un Croissant

catallus wrote: »

Teacher is probably giving her Irish-grinds on the side.

Nobody speaks Irish, catallus.

Sorry, tipp.

tipparetops

Un Croissant wrote: »

Nobody speaks Irish, catallus.

Sorry, tipp.

I am just being silly.
If you are serious about your girl getting that text, tell her check her credit.
spam texts are usually done to steal credit.

Un Croissant

tipparetops wrote: »

hes definitely putting something in her mouth.

We really upset you, didn't we?

"We" being the English speaking population.

Un Croissant

tipparetops wrote: »

I am just being silly.
If you are serious about your girl getting that text, tell her check her credit.
spam texts are usually done to steal credit.

Tnx hun. Wil do.

Sheep Lover

Un Croissant wrote: »

Nobody speaks Irish, catallus.

Sorry, tipp.

Does your gf go "Ta! Ta! Ta!" as the Irish teacher porks her from behind?

Geniass

From what I can see FX simply means effects as in special effects.

Would that make sense in context?

Tilly

tipparetops wrote: »

I am just being silly.
If you are serious about your girl getting that text, tell her check her credit.
spam texts are usually done to steal credit.

He confirmed to me that the dudes name begins with an F earlier so....

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ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Relax. It's typo and should read Tx.

I still don't get how it's a teacher.

Greentopia

Un Croissant wrote: »

People have teachers after the school cycle. He certainly isn't a lecturer or professor.

Tutor.

ThinkProgress

Is your OH the karate kid?

DareGod

Like the rest of us, I've been texting for 16 years, now, and Fx has never once been used to mean French kiss. Ever. Never ever. Not in my text conversations and not in other people's text conversations. In light of that fact, it's a bizarre conclusion you've reached there. So, that's not what it was. It was either a typo or his name is Francis.

And if he's a teacher and your girlfriend is not in school and he's not a lecturer or a professor then wtf is he?

AndonHandon

http://i.imgur.com/kXJWN7N.png

Un Croissant

Well she's a student at one of those English schools.

Tutor seems too personal, like one to one. So teacher seemed appropriate.

Fx came about after some googling. Not my conclusion. I figured effects, but that makes less sense.

Darpa

I got a weird PM on this forum today, something about Father Ted and Temple Bar ?

Menas

Darpa wrote: »

I got a weird PM on this forum today, something about Father Ted and Temple Bar ?

Thats not really inappropriate though - is it?

Darpa

Menas wrote: »

Thats not really inappropriate though - is it?

I can't repeat the rest of it

catallus

DareGod wrote: »

Like the rest of us, I've been texting for 16 years, now, and Fx has never once been used to mean French kiss. Ever. Never ever. Not in my text conversations and not in other people's text conversations...

Doesn't all this just mean you're just old and past it and not down with the youth culture?

Menas

Darpa wrote: »

I can't repeat the rest of it

Assuming you are not attention seeking, then why bother posting if you can not tell us why it is inappropriate?!

Brego888

I was woken by a call one night about 3 years ago but ignored it and tried to get back to sleep. Curiosity got the better of me and I looked at the phone to see a missed call from a girl I worked with. I thought this to be very odd as I barely spoke to the girl at work.

So I listened to the voicemail as she breathlessly informed me "Brego I've just had the baby! Call me back". Again this was weird. I scratched my head for a bit, thinking well, it's certainly not my fecking baby. Decided against calling her back but was woken up by a text from her later in the night apologising for the call.
Turns out I had the same first name as her brother and I was the 2nd person after her mother to be told about the birth!

Darpa

Menas wrote: »

Assuming you are not attention seeking, then why bother posting if you can not tell us why it is inappropriate?!

I don't know what your seeking but whatever floats your boat.

Darpa

catallus wrote: »

Doesn't all this just mean you're just old and past it and not down with the youth culture?

Down with that sort of thing

PM me nudes

Send him a picture of you pissing on your OH to assert your dominance.

Menas

Darpa wrote: »

I don't know what your seeking but whatever floats your boat.

I was just wondering why you would tell us that you had received an inapproprioate pm but not tell us the details. Its strange. Thats all!

Darpa

Menas wrote: »

I was just wondering why you would tell us that you had received an inapproprioate pm but not tell us the details. Its strange. Thats all!

The charter says you can't post the actual contents of pm's on the forum. I asked a mod.
Father Ted and Temple bar, I'm sure you can use your imagination. But it was quite bizarre and inappropriate. The madness that goes on in others heads, tis why I found it interesting. The topic is inappropriate messages, what's yours ?

InTheTrees

Maybe his phone auto corrected "X" into "Fx"?

Possible.

Ruu

Got this text a few years ago in my clubbing days. I wasn't sure if someone wanted me dead or what. ;_; Maybe they wanted me to do some gardening or yard work.

And when you're dead and long forgotten, I'll dig you up and ride you rotten.

_Whimsical_

F isn't too far from x on the keyboard, could easily have been a slip of the finger!

Dr Strange

Ruu wrote: »

And when you're dead and long forgotten, I'll dig you up and ride you rotten.

Well, la-di-da, look who's getting the rides even after kicking the bucket!

(also gives a new meaning to "jump your bones" I reckon)

syklops

DareGod wrote: »

Like the rest of us, I've been texting for 16 years, now, and Fx has never once been used to mean French kiss. Ever. Never ever. Not in my text conversations and not in other people's text conversations. In light of that fact, it's a bizarre conclusion you've reached there. So, that's not what it was. It was either a typo or his name is Francis.

And if he's a teacher and your girlfriend is not in school and he's not a lecturer or a professor then wtf is he?

This is good sense and reasoning. Im not sure thats allowed anymore. Its certainly not encouraged on boards.

pickarooney

Fx? He's probably inviting the class to a function.

Geniass

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

F isn't too far from x on the keyboard, could easily have been a slip of the finger!

As apposed to a slip of the tongue!

Which is what the OP fears.

Menas

pickarooney wrote: »

Fx? He's probably inviting the class to a function.

That went over a lot of heads, but got a chuckle from me!