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Searching for my lost shaker of salt. .

  • 26-05-2015 1:09am
    #1
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    We should have Margaritavilles in Ireland, anyone know why we don't?

    Some people claim that there's a woman to blame . .


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  • #2
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    its your own damn fault


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    efb wrote: »
    its your own damn fault
    Pour me something tall and strong, make it a hurricane before I go insane:)


  • #4
    DrGreenthumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 720 ✭✭✭DrGreenthumb


    Were you drinking the bog water again Mr backwards man, cue your late night bullshít threads


  • #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    DrGreenthumb wrote: »
    Were you drinking the bog water again , Mr backwards man, cue your late night bullshít threads
    I don't care, oh I don't care.

    I'm going for a cheeseburger in paradise, anyone want one?


  • #6
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    DrGreenthumb wrote: »
    Were you drinking the bog water again Mr backwards man, cue your late night bullshít threads

    Leave him alone.


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  • #7
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    I could eat a cheeseburger....


  • #8
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Leave him alone.
    I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here

    So barman bring a pitcher and another round of brew


  • #9
    silverfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭silverfeather


    Are you ok?


  • #10
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I don't care, oh I don't care.

    I'm going for a cheeseburger in paradise, anyone want one?


    Say what??



    Say cheeeeeessssssse.


  • #11
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here

    So barman bring a pitcher and another round of brew

    Thank you kind sir :)


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  • #12
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    kneemos wrote: »
    Say what??



    Say cheeeeeessssssse.
    Why don't we get drunk and screw?:)

    Go on kneemos, be the life of ya!:pac:


  • #13
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    silverfeather wrote: »
    Are you ok?

    Tennents,its Scottish see.


  • #14
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Why don't we get drunk and screw?:)

    Go on kneemos, be the life of ya!:pac:


    Ahhhh the fairies are after gettin ya.


  • #15
    silverfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭silverfeather


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here

    So barman bring a pitcher and another round of brew
    The happiness you pine for has been with you all along I promise BM. :)


  • #16
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    How I got here, I haven't a clue.


  • #17
    silverfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭silverfeather


    kneemos wrote: »
    Ahhhh the fairies are after gettin ya.
    Nah i'm over here. I don't bother people.


  • #18
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    kneemos wrote: »
    Ahhhh the fairies are after gettin ya.
    Come Monday it'll be alright
    Come Monday I'll be holding you tight

    Wait . . it's already Monday!!:pac:


  • #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Ruu wrote: »
    How I got here, I haven't a clue.
    Ruu knows the score, he's in the states, he's had a Buffet or two in his time.


  • #20
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    It's Tuesday, backwardsman, go to bed!


  • #21
    silverfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭silverfeather


    Don't pine BM everyone has a heaven inside! It may be something we've never had, or known, but has been in our soul.

    There are feelings out there that will blast you away. People don't believe me but it's true. The drunken haze of party days cannot compare.

    All will be well again. Sleepy time.


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  • #22
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    catallus wrote: »
    It's Tuesday, backwardsman, go to bed!
    Is it?


    Changes in attitudes changes in latitudes, nothing remains quite the same


  • #23
    silverfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭silverfeather


    If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.

    So laugh now then sleep. :0)

    And take care. Please be ok.

    Do funny things tomorrow. Watch comedy! Laugh your socks off!


  • #24
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    silverfeather wrote: »
    So laugh now then sleep. :0)

    And take care. Please be ok.

    Do funny things tomorrow. Watch comedy! Laugh your socks off!

    I'm grand ya eejit, nibbling on sponge cake, watching the sun bake


  • #25
    silverfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭silverfeather


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'm grand ya eejit, nibbling on sponge cake, watching the sun bake
    :D Good ! Glad to hear it !


  • #26
    Tony Beetroot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    Is it with the pepper one


  • #27
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Tony Beetroot wrote: »
    Is it with the pepper one
    Ah Tony me oul mucker, I know a man of reserved tastes such as yourself may not have heard of the musical genius that is Mr. Buffet, but surely you know his co collaborator, Mr. Allan Jackson?


  • #28
    Tony Beetroot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    Never heard of Allan either, no time for tele when i was growing up.


  • #29
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Anyone spotted my salt shaker?


  • #30
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    efb wrote: »
    Anyone spotted my salt shaker?


    One of the boys in the yard might have it.


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  • #31
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    kneemos wrote: »
    One of the boys in the yard might have it.

    They're here for milkshakes


  • #32
    Tony Beetroot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    kneemos wrote: »
    One of the boys in the yard might have it.

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard


  • #33
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Ah, now I see. OP is making the point that social cohesion is eroded by the inexorable passage of time.

    Using seemingly cryptic references to salt shakers he cites faded songs of yesteryear to remind us all that our culture is constantly diminished by the passing years ebbing on our communal memory.

    But surely we can beat against the tide?


  • #34
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Keep running up that hill


  • #35
    Tony Beetroot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    catallus wrote: »

    But surely we can beat against the tide?

    Cannot make a racehorse out of a donkey


  • #36
    Doyler92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    We should have Margaritavilles in Ireland, anyone know why we don't?

    Some people claim that there's a woman to blame . .

    Are you in Vegas?


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  • #37
    Gerinspain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭Gerinspain


    Ah memories! I'd never heard of Jimmy Buffet until one night in Barco Hundido in Bocas del Toro a Spring Breaker asked me if I knew was the guy at the other end of the bar Jimmy Buffet...rumour had it that his yacht was anchored in the bay.


  • #38
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Doyler92 wrote: »
    Are you in Vegas?

    Na, I was just steamboats. Walked past the Flamingo listening to one of them five songs on a loop once too often I think! :D


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