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Random thoughts

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  • 18-05-2015 4:55pm
    #1
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭


    Anyone have random thoughts to share? Might get a subject or conversation out of your posts.. Could be a catastrophic thread.. Anyone?


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    #2
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,415 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Why am I dodging hail showers?


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    #3
    galljga1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,938 ✭✭✭galljga1


    Why is there no light in the freezer?


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    #4
    galljga1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,938 ✭✭✭galljga1


    kneemos wrote: »
    Why am I dodging hail showers?
    And typing at the same time?


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    #5
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    This is how it feels to be lonely
    This is how it feels to be small
    This is how it feels when your word means nothing at all.

    Not random, just the song I'm listening to.


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    #6
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    I thought I shat myself on the Bus this morning

    21/25



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    #7
    walkingshadow
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 369 ✭✭walkingshadow


    Why is my foreskin so tight?


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    #8
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,415 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    walkingshadow wrote: »
    Why is my foreskin so tight?

    Oh please!


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    Knex*
    Registered Users Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    I think the eldest of twins should say, "back when I was your age", more often, and then proceed to tell their sibling what they did five minutes ago.


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    #10
    scouttio
    Registered Users Posts: 386 ✭✭scouttio


    How many photos have I randomly been in the background of without realising?


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    #11
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    When I'm eating a petits filous yogurt and I can't be bothered to clean one of my few small spoons then I just use my tongue to get the yogurt out of the ridiculously small carton.


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    #12
    Chancer3001
    Registered Users Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    I keep accidentally farting lately.

    Is this a sign of getting older?

    Or is my body facked!!??


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    #13
    Knex*
    Registered Users Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    catallus wrote: »
    When I'm eating a petits filous yogurt and I can't be bothered to clean one of my few small spoons then I just use my tongue to get the yogurt out of the ridiculously small carton.

    My dog does that too.


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    walkingshadow
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 369 ✭✭walkingshadow


    catallus wrote: »
    When I'm eating a petits filous yogurt and I can't be bothered to clean one of my few small spoons then I just use my tongue to get the yogurt out of the ridiculously small carton.

    I'm the same with my girlfriend.


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    Heat_Wave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Heat_Wave


    I was driving along the other morning and was stopped at traffic lights. I looked up into the sky and saw several birds flying along. I thought to myself, wouldn't it be fascinating to live as a bird for one day just to see the world through their eyes and see how far they would travel in a day.


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    #16
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    I bark at people i don't like


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    KatW4
    Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    I wonder if the smell of burnt food will be on my clothes/in my hair for the rest of the day.


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    Knex*
    Registered Users Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    KatW4 wrote: »
    I wonder if the smell of burnt food will be on my clothes/in my hair for the rest of the day.

    I hope this person isn't having a stroke.


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    #19
    KatW4
    Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    Knex. wrote: »
    I hope this person isn't having a stroke.

    I'm not. Now I'm wondering why Knex thinks I'm possibly having a stroke.


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    #20
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    Why do most of us attempt to balance the light switch between the On And Off position


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    #21
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    uch wrote: »
    I thought I shat myself on the Bus this morning

    Did you?


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    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    walkingshadow wrote: »
    I'm the same with my girlfriend.

    But how do ye get both of yeer tongues into the ridiculously small carton? :confused:

    Are ye both little people?


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    galljga1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,938 ✭✭✭galljga1


    Heat_Wave wrote: »
    I was driving along the other morning and was stopped at traffic lights. I looked up into the sky and saw several birds flying along. I thought to myself, wouldn't it be fascinating to live as a bird for one day just to see the world through their eyes and see how far they would travel in a day.

    If humans could fly, they would consider it exercise and would not do it.


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    galljga1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,938 ✭✭✭galljga1


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    I bark at people i don't like

    That's ruff.


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    #25
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Heat_Wave wrote: »
    I was driving along the other morning and was stopped at traffic lights. I looked up into the sky and saw several birds flying along. I thought to myself, wouldn't it be fascinating to live as a bird for one day just to see the world through their eyes and see how far they would travel in a day.

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/45/3f/d9/453fd90dee1f29650514825efadc5a0a.jpg


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    silverfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭silverfeather


    Heat_Wave wrote: »
    I was driving along the other morning and was stopped at traffic lights. I looked up into the sky and saw several birds flying along. I thought to myself, wouldn't it be fascinating to live as a bird for one day just to see the world through their eyes and see how far they would travel in a day.
    Yeah it's great! :)


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    #27
    emigrate2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 323 ✭✭emigrate2012


    What is wrong in my life? I must get drunk every night....


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    #28
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    This is how it feels to be lonely
    This is how it feels to be small
    This is how it feels when your word means nothing at all.

    Not random, just the song I'm listening to.

    Ah the Inspiral Carpets, great tune!


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    Knex*
    Registered Users Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    KatW4 wrote: »
    I'm not. Now I'm wondering why Knex thinks I'm possibly having a stroke.

    Smelling burnt stuff is one of the first signs of a stroke.


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    #30
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,242 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Heat_Wave wrote: »
    I was driving along the other morning and was stopped at traffic lights. I looked up into the sky and saw several birds flying along. I thought to myself, wouldn't it be fascinating to live as a bird for one day just to see the world through their eyes and see how far they would travel in a day.

    And sh!t on anyone you didn't like the look of.


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Surely ive some work to be doing, rather than posting nonsense on boards.


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