Random thoughts

TheOtherBloke

Anyone have random thoughts to share? Might get a subject or conversation out of your posts.. Could be a catastrophic thread.. Anyone?

kneemos

Why am I dodging hail showers?

galljga1

Why is there no light in the freezer?

galljga1

kneemos wrote: »

Why am I dodging hail showers?

And typing at the same time?

The Backwards Man

This is how it feels to be lonely
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels when your word means nothing at all.

Not random, just the song I'm listening to.

uch

I thought I shat myself on the Bus this morning

walkingshadow

Why is my foreskin so tight?

kneemos

walkingshadow wrote: »

Why is my foreskin so tight?

Oh please!

Knex*

I think the eldest of twins should say, "back when I was your age", more often, and then proceed to tell their sibling what they did five minutes ago.

scouttio

How many photos have I randomly been in the background of without realising?

catallus

When I'm eating a petits filous yogurt and I can't be bothered to clean one of my few small spoons then I just use my tongue to get the yogurt out of the ridiculously small carton.

Chancer3001

I keep accidentally farting lately.

Is this a sign of getting older?

Or is my body facked!!??

Knex*

catallus wrote: »

When I'm eating a petits filous yogurt and I can't be bothered to clean one of my few small spoons then I just use my tongue to get the yogurt out of the ridiculously small carton.

My dog does that too.

walkingshadow

catallus wrote: »

When I'm eating a petits filous yogurt and I can't be bothered to clean one of my few small spoons then I just use my tongue to get the yogurt out of the ridiculously small carton.

I'm the same with my girlfriend.

Heat_Wave

I was driving along the other morning and was stopped at traffic lights. I looked up into the sky and saw several birds flying along. I thought to myself, wouldn't it be fascinating to live as a bird for one day just to see the world through their eyes and see how far they would travel in a day.

Robsweezie

I bark at people i don't like

KatW4

I wonder if the smell of burnt food will be on my clothes/in my hair for the rest of the day.

Knex*

KatW4 wrote: »

I wonder if the smell of burnt food will be on my clothes/in my hair for the rest of the day.

I hope this person isn't having a stroke.

KatW4

Knex. wrote: »

I hope this person isn't having a stroke.

I'm not. Now I'm wondering why Knex thinks I'm possibly having a stroke.

TheOtherBloke

Why do most of us attempt to balance the light switch between the On And Off position

TheOtherBloke

uch wrote: »

I thought I shat myself on the Bus this morning

Did you?

catallus

walkingshadow wrote: »

I'm the same with my girlfriend.

But how do ye get both of yeer tongues into the ridiculously small carton?

Are ye both little people?

galljga1

Heat_Wave wrote: »

I was driving along the other morning and was stopped at traffic lights. I looked up into the sky and saw several birds flying along. I thought to myself, wouldn't it be fascinating to live as a bird for one day just to see the world through their eyes and see how far they would travel in a day.

If humans could fly, they would consider it exercise and would not do it.

galljga1

Robsweezie wrote: »

I bark at people i don't like

That's ruff.

catallus

Heat_Wave wrote: »

I was driving along the other morning and was stopped at traffic lights. I looked up into the sky and saw several birds flying along. I thought to myself, wouldn't it be fascinating to live as a bird for one day just to see the world through their eyes and see how far they would travel in a day.

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silverfeather

Heat_Wave wrote: »

I was driving along the other morning and was stopped at traffic lights. I looked up into the sky and saw several birds flying along. I thought to myself, wouldn't it be fascinating to live as a bird for one day just to see the world through their eyes and see how far they would travel in a day.

Yeah it's great!

emigrate2012

What is wrong in my life? I must get drunk every night....

kfallon

The Backwards Man wrote: »

This is how it feels to be lonely
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels when your word means nothing at all.

Not random, just the song I'm listening to.

Ah the Inspiral Carpets, great tune!

Knex*

KatW4 wrote: »

I'm not. Now I'm wondering why Knex thinks I'm possibly having a stroke.

Smelling burnt stuff is one of the first signs of a stroke.

Birneybau

Heat_Wave wrote: »

I was driving along the other morning and was stopped at traffic lights. I looked up into the sky and saw several birds flying along. I thought to myself, wouldn't it be fascinating to live as a bird for one day just to see the world through their eyes and see how far they would travel in a day.

And sh!t on anyone you didn't like the look of.

The_Valeyard

Surely ive some work to be doing, rather than posting nonsense on boards.

Knex*

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Surely ive some work to be doing, rather than posting nonsense on boards.

Lol.

kfallon

Knex. wrote: »

I hope this person isn't having a stroke.

KatW4 wrote: »

I'm not. Now I'm wondering why Knex thinks I'm possibly having a stroke.

Because Redtube is one of your most frequently visited sites......

:P

catallus

Why do carrots sink but parsnips float?

silverfeather

catallus wrote: »

Why do carrots sink but parsnips float?

:eek: is that true?

KatW4

Knex. wrote: »

Smelling burnt stuff is one of the first signs of a stroke.

Oh I didn't know that. I left food an hour too long in the oven, that's why I can smell smoke.

KatW4

kfallon wrote: »

Because Redtube is one of your most frequently visited sites......

:P

Yep... every minute of every day...

biko

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind".
Basically, it's made up of two separate words, mank and ind.
What do these words mean?
It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Where could I borrow a gun?? a crow keeps knocking on my fcuking windows at 5:30am every morning for the last week so I've been told I need to kill it and hang it up nearby to warn other crows in the area to stay the fcuk away.

cloud493

galljga1 wrote: »

Why is there no light in the freezer?

My freezer has a light.

silverfeather

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Where could I borrow a gun?? a crow keeps knocking on my fcuking windows at 5:30am every morning for the last week so I've been told I need to kill it and hang it up nearby to warn other crows in the area to stay the fcuk away.

You should not own a gun.

catallus

Don't shoot birds

Just put up a mini scare crow inside your window.

galljga1

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Where could I borrow a gun?? a crow keeps knocking on my fcuking windows at 5:30am every morning for the last week so I've been told I need to kill it and hang it up nearby to warn other crows in the area to stay the fcuk away.

Have you seen The Omen?

Knex*

I still laugh, and I mean properly laugh, whenever I remember the thread:

How do blind people not fall asleep all the time?

:pac:

Mint Aero

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Where could I borrow a gun?? a crow keeps knocking on my fcuking windows at 5:30am every morning for the last week so I've been told I need to kill it and hang it up nearby to warn other crows in the area to stay the fcuk away.

Jaysus that's a blast from the past. Neighbours used always hang dead crows up to warn off others from their rhubarb and onions The good ol' days. 1996 to be exact.

130Kph

Human like creatures might exist again in 54,000,000 billion years and develop country music again. Scary :eek:

Voodoomelon

Not a random thought as such, but I was stopped at a set of traffic lights some 3 miles away from my house recently and a small bird landed on the bonnet and started chirping away, much to the amusement of everyone in the car and cars around me.

The next day, the exact same thing happened again at the exact same lights. Even looked like the same bird. Weird.

Pumpkinseeds

I'm trying to ignore the beautiful ginger cat from across the road that's just jumped into our front garden and I'm randomly wondering which of my 4 cats, currently in the living room with me, is going to spot him and go chase him off. Hopefully they'll stay asleep and leave him be.

Cee-Jay-Cee

silverfeather wrote: »

You should not own a gun.

I don't own a gun. That's why I want to borrow one, 5:20am this morning the fcuker was at it again. It will die soon.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Mint Aero wrote: »

Jaysus that's a blast from the past. Neighbours used always hang dead crows up to warn off others from their rhubarb and onions The good ol' days. 1996 to be exact.

Yeah I was told to do that but the problem is I don't have a dead crow but if I borrow a gun then I'll have one to hang up to warn the others. Apparently it's very very effective.

fizzypish

Billions invested in making mobiles into compact, application filled, constantly connected to the internet, fully functional computers that also moon light as Cameras. Some of the most advanced technology we have at our disposal and some guy thinks "Why don't we put this on a stick so people can take pictures of themselves easier" AND PEOPLE ****ING BOUGHT IT! God dammit but I hope he patented the idea and made money.