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Saying hello in Ireland

  • 16-05-2015 12:20pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭


    How do most of you AH'ers say hi...


    Ones I often hear....
    Me:Well how's things..
    Other person:Arragh tearing away like a tinkers shirt.

    Me :hi how are you.
    Other person: pulling the divil by the tail lad.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    ...'story bud,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Good day kind fellow.

    Ara a bita the divils tail bull in hat sh*t

    Ah you're so cool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 156 ✭✭Depraved


    I usually start with "Give me your wallet or I'll kill you".

    I know...not the most sociable, but at least I have quite a bit of money.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Hello?

    Hello?

    Hello?


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    catallus wrote: »
    Hello?

    Hello?

    Hello?

    Lionel Ritchie has a stutter in his old age. So sad :-(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    antodeco wrote: »
    Lionel Ritchie has a stutter in his old age. So sad :-(

    Can you hear me now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 613 ✭✭✭rodge68


    Is it me your looking for ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Icaras


    Top of the morning to ya!!!!!!!!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,973 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    S'craic?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭Slicemeister


    Alright fukhed?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Hello?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Q. What's happening?

    A. Fcuk all.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Howya?

    Or simply just a nod of the head


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Any crack


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    alright?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Icaras


    Just thought of years ago lads I used to drink with came up with "what's the J, A, double Z" as a greeting. It was hilarious for the first drunken hour, was annoying for the next six months.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭deise08


    Well boy.

    Well girl.


    Don't ever say how you gettin on.
    The amount of awkward conversations that's after getting me in to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    hey dude whats up?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    Scail cappal


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    I learned the hard way that when in Amsterdam, it's not wise to greet people with 'well any craic..?'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,732 ✭✭✭weisses


    Suuppp


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    Icaras wrote: »
    Just thought of years ago lads I used to drink with came up with "what's the J, A, double Z" as a greeting. It was hilarious for the first drunken hour, was annoying for the next six months.

    It was annoying reading it here just once.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Sceal?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 650 ✭✭✭csallmighty


    Are ya well?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Smell my finger?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    I just say "Hi" or "Hello" - Phrases like "what's the craic?" annoy me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 650 ✭✭✭csallmighty


    Well boss


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Three different greetings.

    Well.

    Yes.

    Alright.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    How do most of you AH'ers say hi...


    Ones I often hear....
    Me:Well how's things..
    Other person:Arragh tearing away like a tinkers shirt.

    Me :hi how are you.
    Other person: pulling the divil by the tail lad.

    Well done you...

    making fun of the rape of a traveller. Is that how you'd greet your daughter if she walked through the door?

    "Arragh" .... are you looking for a part in a John B. Keane play or something?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭Geniass


    Hi















    'cause that's how I muther fcuking roll!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭Geniass


    Gebgbegb wrote: »
    Well done you...

    making fun of the rape of a traveller. Is that how you'd greet your daughter if she walked through the door?

    "Arragh" .... are you looking for a part in a John B. Keane play or something?

    :confused::confused::confused: Travellers would not be known for being raped. Fighting yes. It may be a stereotype, but it's not of the OP's making.

    Edit, actually, think you may just need to reread the OP's post and ask yourself :o:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Sup bro


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,861 ✭✭✭fuzzydunlop85


    Sup homey


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    Geniass wrote: »
    :confused::confused::confused: Travellers would not be known for being raped. Fighting yes. It may be a stereotype, but it's not of the OP's making.

    Edit, actually, think you may just need to reread the OP's post and ask yourself :o:pac:

    Oh yeah sorry, I thought it was 'travellers skirt'.. which would indeed be stereotyping in a derogatory way...

    No... travellers shirt... that's definitely not stereotyping or derogotary.

    Carry on, enjoy racism responsibly.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    I dont envy any foreigner coming to Ireland to learn English


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,807 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Howya?

    Or simply just a nod of the head
    Correct!

    Both of these are how I deal with greeting people, 97% of the time, although sometimes it's a "Howya!" complete with a slight nod of the head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    If the head nod is not done correctly it can lead to ungasthly things like conversation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭Geniass


    Gebgbegb wrote: »

    Carry on, enjoy racism responsibly.

    Most widely misused label ever. Will nobody think of us pedants :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭Geniass


    I dont envy any foreigner coming to Ireland to learn English

    Lots of worse places to learn it, mostly in England. :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    Fist-bump


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭Geniass


    In the Masons we greet each other by
    See you at the next meeting


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    thelad95 wrote: »
    I learned the hard way that when in Amsterdam, it's not wise to greet people with 'well any craic..?'

    Sold you candlewax?dirty b@stards :mad:
    Tough break bro,live and learn.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    tis yourself

    for bonus points just add: sure who else would it be? sez you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭Wang King


    "How's that man!?"

    Especially if you haven't a clue who the fcker is


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,730 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    As a teen I'd have said alright boy, but I got out of the habit after a trip to south Africa where it didn't go down well


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,394 ✭✭✭Sheldons Brain


    I say hallo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    Well bah.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 933 ✭✭✭snowstorm445


    How's she cuttin?


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