Weirdest insult

Lau2976

I got called a soggy bag of grapes today. Walking dowb the street minding my own business and some teenager taps me on the shoulder and says

"Ah here luv, givus a smile ya look like a bleedin' dripping bag a grapes"

Or as a teenager "cabbage minge" was a big one around where I'm from.

Console me with tales of your weirdest insults please!

One eyed Jack

I dread to think how anyone could come up with the name "cabbage minge" :pac:


I had a few but I think cabbage minge is going to take some beating

VoodooSupreme

Illiterate. I know, sounds pretty normal, but it was delivered via text message... Oh the irony!

The Backwards Man

I used to have a Hare Krishna type haircut and these kids used to follow me about singing 'Rosie and Jim, Rosie and Jim', presume it was a TV show or something. Was on a quiz show on RTE with it, and having a fag outside(what a rebel I was), Jimmy Magee walked past and said I looked 'like nothing tied up in a bag'

Supergurrier

Grizzly adams looking auld prick

A couple of years back me and a few mates jumped in a taxi to head home from a night out, as we drove across o'connell bridge another taxi was beside us and a excited fella rolls down the window and starts shouting abuse at us, after a few back and forths he shouts loudly "your nanny's an oul one"

It was so unexpected we couldn't even think of a comeback. He won that round.

Cienciano

Cúnt muscle

rawn

"If brains were petrol you wouldn't have enough brains to power an ant's motorcycle around the outside of a penny."

Banjo String

"Greatest cnut, balls ever hung on"

WTF

corkgsxr

Your a fu"king ****ehawk

Wacker The Attacker

The son of a b**tard mother c*nt

eternal

'Have you got the time, cos I got the energy to shove it up your fanny.' I was 13.

chrisguy116

Dickhole. Pretty explanatory.

Was also in a londis in town and a 30 stone shmad lad called the lad behind the counter (having a darker skin colour) "a spicy cracker"..

It was one of those moments that catch you completely off guard as it was looking like he was gonna pounce (energy permitting) on someone.

Told it to a few mates & we still laugh about it today!8

Mr. Incognito

Job- bridge.

Its for your own good we are not paying you. Sure think of the EXPERIENCE of getting rode

riffmongous

ya handicapped biscuits!

LadyAthame

“Your mother is so small her head smells of feet”

RoadhouseBlues

Was told once. "You have a head like a pup, and eyes like a pigeon". We always laugh about that one. It was good:-)

donegaLroad

'Go ndeine an diabhal dréimire de cnámh do dhroma ag piocadh úll i ngairdín Ifrinn.'



May the devil make a ladder of your backbone when he plucks apples in the garden of hell.

Sam Kade

I remember years ago when we were coming home from secondary school on the bus, as we were going over the bridge one of the townie pupils started laughing saying ah the farmers are going home. He was hopping sideways along the bridge repeating his chant when all of a sudden BANG he rapped himself off an esb pole The laugh was on him then as he buckled up in two from the pain

DoYouEvenLift

"Ya junkies bastard ya"

5rtytry56

former Italian Prime Minister (name escapes me) has been called an "iPod Nano".

Frynge

You're worse than the scab off a tinkers back.

Mister Vain

I was once told I have a head of hair like a fat mans crotch.

racso1975

Your passport picture does you justice!!!!

jamesbere

donegaLroad wrote: »

'Go ndeine an diabhal dréimire de cnámh do dhroma ag piocadh úll i ngairdín Ifrinn.'



May the devil make a ladder of your backbone when he plucks apples in the garden of hell.

Quite a good insult

Everythin coming up Milhouse

Someone at an Ireland match calling Stephen Ireland a "f***in sea monkey".

artanevilla

I got called a "tall glasses".

Talib Fiasco

"you're not putting that thing in my @ss"

Roquentin

fat barrel of monkey spunk

Mister Vain

You look like I need a drink.

5rtytry56

Curate's egg of a thread, this.

Skylinehead