Launched by Microsoft, this website guesses your age

Mechanical Clocktail

You upload a photo, v. easily done if you have a smart phone. Just grab one from your gallery and it'll make a guess.

I was told I look 40. I'm still in my twenties, albeit in the the second half. I don't think it's programmed to deal with beards very well.. see what it guesses.
I can't post links as a new user.

The site is "how-old" followed by ".net"

GLaDOS

It seems to constantly overestimate by 10-15 years from the photos I tried

Mint Aero

It said I don't look a day over 20 and I'm a handsome beast.

Menas

Has 15 year difference between 2 images I posted....

Hollister11

I'm 19, and it says i look 24. Booom

The Moldy Gowl

Hollister11 wrote: »

I'm 19, and it says i look 24. Booom

Come back to us when you are 24 and they say you look 29.

You won't be booming then

Maximus Alexander

Am 29, told me I was 32. Sad times.

Edit: It got my girlfriend's age exactly right.

hairyslug

It was only 2 years out for me and 5 years out for my da, not sure how old my sister is but if she is older that 47 she will be happy

Penny Tration

Guessed 23 for me. I'm 26

The Backwards Man

It recommended me a good nursing home.

Menas

Jenny Thalia wrote: »

Guessed 23 for me. I'm 26

Go out on the lash tonight and try again with your hungover face!

Penny Tration

The Backwards Man wrote: »

It recommended me a good nursing home.

So, it was pretty accurate? :P

Mechanical Clocktail

I tried a different picture and it said I look 44. Apparently I look old enough to be my own father.

smash

I wonder what age it will think my penis is...

ceadaoin.

I'm 32, I got 29 and 22 for one. Can hold off on the Botox for a couple more years

Earthhorse

I'm 36. It said 43. Which means I can sit back and relax for the next 7 years, I'm so far ahead of myself.

DareGod

Hollister11 wrote: »

I'm 19, and it says i look 24. Booom

You're happy that you look older?? That's such an alien concept to me at this stage.

KKkitty

I'm 33 and got 26. My day is made

Outkast_IRE

It said my dog is 6, she is actually 9.

No other pet photos work, got lucky with one

PandaPoo

Jenny Thalia wrote: »

Guessed 23 for me. I'm 26

Guessed 26 for me and I'm 23, my husband is 32 and it guessed 39

Guy:Incognito

hairyslug wrote: »

It was only 2 years out for me and 5 years out for my da, not sure how old my sister is but if she is older that 47 she will be happy

:eek:

suicide_circus

It added four years, I dont like this game.

TPD

With glasses, 43, without, 23. I'm 25.

Volovo

Apparently Santa Claus is 46

Custardpi

It seems to throw out different answers depending on light conditions, the angle the photo is taken from etc. Tested it with a few photos of myself from a recent night out. Results ranged from 4 years younger than my real age (wahey!) to 8 years older (boo!). Funnily enough my best result was with a photo taken towards the end of the night, when I was on my 10th or so beer. Perhaps that's the key to looking young.

Sleepy

It got my daughter right and aged me up a decade...

markc1184

Said 33 for me, I'm 30.

Lukker-

It got me bang on the money.

Fat Christy

It guessed 44....


I'm 23.....

Cnut of a thing. :mad:

Son Of A Vidic

smash wrote: »

I wonder what age it will think my penis is...

Don't waste your time, I tried but the software hasn't got widescreen facilities.

PizzamanIRL

It identified me as a female.

I am not a female.

WoollyRedHat

No way I'm uploading my picture to that website, it's all part of their evil plan to make a book of faces, millions and millions of faces. Well not mine.

PizzamanIRL

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

No way I'm uploading my picture to that website, it's all part of their evil plan to make a book of faces, millions and millions of faces. Well not mine.

Yeah I know! They'll probably call it something stupid and generic like Facebook or something.

yeahimhere

Wonder if it's aging men up and women down on purpose? Had me at 26 and then 23 with a second - im 30. Then my boyfriend at 39, 36 and 31 (the last one he sent me a pic with his face stretched out)

Fat Christy

yeahimhere wrote: »

Wonder if it's aging men up and women down on purpose? Had me at 26 and then 23 with a second - im 30. Then my boyfriend at 39, 36 and 31 (the last one he sent me a pic with his face stretched out)

:mad:

Oisin4

I got a 24 and I'm still 15

peckerhead

yeahimhere wrote: »

Wonder if it's aging men up and women down on purpose?

Wait till you see your Google ads for the next three weeks...

PizzamanIRL

Oisin4 wrote: »

I got a 24 and I'm still 15

Take a screenshot of it, go out tonight and show it to the bouncers when they ask for ID.

glynf

Sent a pic of my ball sack and it told me to check the date.

Oryx

It told me I was 6. Thats pretty badly wrong.

mushu

It said I'm 41, I'm 29

Said my 2 year old is 5 & 31 year old husband is 56

mushu

Oh and my 4 month old is 6 years old

perfectisthe

I'm 34 and it said I was 29. I'll take it.

NotASheeple

It took three years of me, so I won't complain.

brummytom

The first photo I tried, it said I was 46. I'm 21!

Can someone help me tie this noose?

Different facial expressions keep making me older. A sad face got 33, happy one got 35, my mouth open got 44. I'm 29.

NotASheeple

mushu wrote: »

It said I'm 41, I'm 29

Said my 2 year old is 5 & 31 year old husband is 56

Sure what's the point in going on now.

Lia_lia

I put three different pictures up. One from this year, last year and a few years ago. Got them all right! Put up two pictures of my boyfriend and it said he's 10+ years older. HA!

Calibos

I'm a 41 yo male. Smiley face gave me 23. Neutral face gave me 32. Every single person guesses my age as 26. Not 25, not 27....26.

ie. it's far off my real age but not far off what other people guess.

It usually comes up when a topic concerning anything about the 70's or 80's is discussed.

"Sure what would you know about the 70's or 80's??"
"Dude, I was born in 1974!"
"FCUK OFF!!"
"Yep "
"Jaysus, I would have guessed about....26!"

Woshy

It said I was 40 in two pictures and 26 in another. I'm in my early thirties.

I am not impressed! :mad:

darkpagandeath

Yeah I often freely give my image to marketing departments, that then can be linked to information they already have of you ....