I found the cure to a dirty toilet seat

whacker1982

just came across this while browsing the web, don't ask how but is this the fix for all our toilet needs? Me personally nothing worse then going to the toilet when u find urine sprayed all over the seat. Have a look wat are your thoughts
sanitarysolutions.ie

mikom

whacker1982 wrote: »

Me personally nothing worse then going to the toilet when u find urine sprayed all over the seat.

God help you when you find it splattered with scour.

whacker1982

mikom wrote: »

God help you when you find it splattered with scour.

I've been lucky so far

JupiterKid

Just a question - what's the best cleaning product for getting rid of puke off a toilet?

whacker1982

JupiterKid wrote: »

Just a question - what's the best cleaning product for getting rid of puke off a toilet?

Acetone I'm thinking

Son Of A Vidic

whacker1982 wrote: »

I found the cure to a dirty toilet seat

Levitation?

Turtyturd

Cleaning the seat with your own sterile piss?

Flood

Wear adult nappies?

Aglomerado

whacker1982 wrote: »

just came across this while browsing the web, don't ask how but is this the fix for all our toilet needs? Me personally nothing worse then going to the toilet when u find urine sprayed all over the seat. Have a look wat are your thoughts
Www.sanitarysolutions.ie

Saw something similar in Belgium. It blasted the seat with UV rays or something. Freaked me out when I went in, because it was still rotating after the last user!

ScumLord

Just wipe it off, piss doesn't really carry anything dangerous.

Mesrine65

I use the squat/shít method, arse never touches the seat...problem solved

Flood

Mesrine65 wrote: »

I use the squat/shít method, arse never touches the seat...problem solved

Must be very hard to relax your bowels in that position.

pablo128

Mesrine65 wrote: »

I use the squat/shít method, arse never touches the seat...problem solved

Otherwise known as the 'chinaman crouch'!

Aglomerado

Mesrine65 wrote: »

I use the squat/shít method, arse never touches the seat...problem solved

That's OK unless you have the squits. Then, things get a WHOLE lot worse.

Toots

I love how the website has a picture of that contraption in what's obviously a domestic bathroom! I mean, what sort of dirt birds would you be living with to need something like that?? Also if this is in a public toilet, it's virtually guaranteed that you'll end up with a scenario like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFWNAZdEOVk (probably NSFW)

whacker1982

Toots wrote: »

I love how the website has a picture of that contraption in what's obviously a domestic bathroom! I mean, what sort of dirt birds would you be living with to need something like that?? Also if this is in a public toilet, it's virtually guaranteed that you'll end up with a scenario like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFWNAZdEOVk (probably NSFW)

That's messed up, hope someone was outside waiting to use that toilet next. He should be shot! That's if he is a he 😊

One eyed Jack

Aglomerado wrote: »

That's OK unless you have the squits. Then, things get a WHOLE lot worse.

Surprised to find you in a toilet thread Anglomerado...


OP that link isn't working for me, but sure nowadays I don't need to use public toilets because I carry a plastic bag with me at all times :eek:



(biodegradable, of course :rolleyes: )

Aglomerado

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Surprised to find you in a toilet thread Anglomerado...


OP that link isn't working for me, but sure nowadays I don't need to use public toilets because I carry a plastic bag with me at all times :eek:



(biodegradable, of course :rolleyes: )

Where there is toilet talk, I WILL BE THERE!

Mesrine65

Aglomerado wrote: »

That's OK unless you have the squits. Then, things get a WHOLE lot worse.

Get one of those collars for dogs to stop them scratching & strategically place it reverse ways over your hoop & direct towards the jax.

Voilà your very own shít chute :eek:

Aglomerado

Mesrine65 wrote: »

Get one of those collars for dogs to stop them scratching & strategically place it reverse ways over your hoop.

Voilà your very own shít chute :eek:

Stifling some hysterical giggles here!!! :D:D:D:D:D

kneemos

JupiterKid wrote: »

Just a question - what's the best cleaning product for getting rid of puke off a toilet?

A dog.

Rosie Rant

Toots wrote: »

I love how the website has a picture of that contraption in what's obviously a domestic bathroom! I mean, what sort of dirt birds would you be living with to need something like that?? Also if this is in a public toilet, it's virtually guaranteed that you'll end up with a scenario like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFWNAZdEOVk (probably NSFW)

Eeeeeeeeew

Hoop66

Shit on the floor?

Aglomerado

Hoop66 wrote: »

Shit on the floor?

Appropriate user name...!!

harry Bailey esq

Flood wrote: »

Must be very hard to relax your bowels in that position.

Ever been in mountjoy? Those residing there have the 'whole 'sh1t and squat" down to a tee im told.

BBDBB

sh1te in a bucket

Steve_Carella

Toots wrote: »

I love how the website has a picture of that contraption in what's obviously a domestic bathroom! I mean, what sort of dirt birds would you be living with to need something like that?? Also if this is in a public toilet, it's virtually guaranteed that you'll end up with a scenario like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFWNAZdEOVk (probably NSFW)

"Probably"??? :eek::eek::eek:

Flood

BBDBB wrote: »

sh1te in a bucket

That wouldnt be very middle class

BBDBB

Flood wrote: »

That wouldnt be very middle class

as long as its middle of the bucket Im not complaining

Antar Bolaeisk

Pray you never have to use a foreign loo