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So I'm walking home from the pub . .

  • 27-04-2015 11:41pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    Well, I usually would be at this time but I'm an hour behind and the pub is still open. There's a lad here with SPQR tattooed on his shoulder. Anyone know what it means? May be the difference between me getting the ride and not tonight.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    He's a time travelling roman.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Rangers football team?

    Scottish queens park rangers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Flood


    If it dont fit dont force it tbm.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 17,425 ✭✭✭✭Conor Bourke


    But what does it meeeeeeeeeeaaaannn?!?!?!?!??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    Senatus populus que romanus-for the people and senate of rome-it was like the motto of rome,I Think maximus had it tattooed on his arm in the Movie "Gladiator"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,586 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Ask him.people love talking about their tats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I think I'm OK, I'm in the biggest banana producing country in Europe!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    Country that produces the biggest bananas or the biggest country that produces bananas,tell us,this isn't fcking "where in the World"


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    It's your weird Friday again isn't it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 80 ✭✭Phil Mitchell


    Maximus Decimus Meridius (commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius, father of a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife) had that tattoo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    I think I'm OK, I'm in the biggest banana producing country in Europe!
    & Pineapples... don't forget the pineapples.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    crockholm wrote: »
    Country that produces the biggest bananas or the biggest country that produces bananas,tell us,this isn't fcking "where in the World"

    The country that produces the most in Europe, you'll never guess it :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,407 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Well, I usually would be at this time but I'm an hour behind and the pub is still open. There's a lad here with SPQR tattooed on his shoulder. Anyone know what it means? May be the difference between me getting the ride and not tonight.
    It's a support group for dyslexic Queen's Park Rangers supporters.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Well, I usually would be at this time but I'm an hour behind and the pub is still open. There's a lad here with SPQR tattooed on his shoulder. Anyone know what it means? May be the difference between me getting the ride and not tonight.

    Is it him you're riding? Don't eat any curries.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    & Pineapples... don't forget the pineapples.

    And coconuts.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    endacl wrote: »
    It's a support group for dyslexic Queen's Park Rangers supporters.

    I'll never forget the time we invited those lads to a toga party and they showed up dressed as goats.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Flood


    eternal wrote: »
    Is it him you're riding? Don't eat any curries.

    Good point bad lubrication in curry waste.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,407 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    crockholm wrote: »
    I'll never forget the time we invited those lads to a toga party and they showed up dressed as goats.
    Dyslexics of the World, Untie!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    The country that produces the most in Europe, you'll never guess it :)

    You're a sort of opaque fellah at the best of times,so even though i'm expecting a trick in there somewhere, I'm going to guess Italy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    endacl wrote: »
    Dyslexics of the World, Untie!

    You're 100% right Edna :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,871 ✭✭✭Karen23


    Could be S.P.Q.R as in Dance music. They had a hit with Unlimited Dreams.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 499 ✭✭greenflash


    Italian fascists love their SPQR tattoos.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    crockholm wrote: »
    You're a sort of opaque fellah at the best of times,so even though i'm expecting a trick in there somewhere, I'm going to guess Italy.

    No trick, think of the warmest place to grow bananas and think of the cheapest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,341 ✭✭✭emo72


    No trick, think of the warmest place to grow bananas and think of the cheapest.

    If you have the answer why don't you give it to us? Why have a geography quiz right now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,588 ✭✭✭ahnowbrowncow


    No trick, think of the warmest place to grow bananas and think of the cheapest.

    Arklow?

    Source: I bought a banana in Arklow before.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    Em... are you in Luxembourg??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Donegal.. :)
    Am I right Bamber Gascoigne


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Why is his shoulder visible? :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Why is his shoulder visible? :confused:
    Cos he is on the hunt??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    France??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Canary Islands.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,407 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Why is his shoulder visible? :confused:
    Because it reflects the range of wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum that is perceived by the human visual cortex?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Lichtenstein?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    Thinking Greece,but they probably wouldn't have a roman tattoo,so Spain or Turkey(part of it is in Europe)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Canary Islands.

    Can't be, he's always on about loving the turf fire, being in the sticks. Not letting the dog in the house.
    ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Yous are all miles away! Think of the place where you would meet the most genetically Irish people outside Ireland. You'll still never guess!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    Give us a clue?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    Montserrat?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Spain.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    crockholm wrote: »
    Montserrat?
    Good, and yours?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,407 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    I think I'm OK, I'm in the biggest banana producing country in Europe!
    That'd be Ireland, right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Yous are all miles away! Think of the place where you would meet the most genetically Irish people outside Ireland. You'll still never guess!

    Iceland doesn't produce nearly enough bananas to be anywhere close to the largest producer.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Flood


    Scotland.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    crockholm wrote: »
    Montserrat?
    Has to be, sure they sound like boggers!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭daRobot


    Jesus Christ, you lot are slow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    One last clue. Where would you go where the wind bates the head off ya, you pay half a week's wages for a pint, and everybody thinks you speak the lingo because you're pale and spent too many days in the bog?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,407 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    daRobot wrote: »
    Jesus Christ, you lot are slow.
    Its late. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,341 ✭✭✭emo72


    Yous are all miles away! Think of the place where you would meet the most genetically Irish people outside Ireland. You'll still never guess!

    Northern Spain or maybe Germany.

    Maybe Argentina. Can you give us the continent?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    endacl wrote: »
    Because it reflects the range of wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum that is perceived by the human visual cortex?

    Is he topless? Is he wearing a vest? :confused: male shoulders are not normally visible in bars are they?


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