Fishy Donedeal Text...

Hoof_Harted · 20-04-2015 2:11pm #1

Just received a strange text about an ad I have on Dondeal.

The text has no number what so ever and the name that comes up is 'Lampard'?

The text reads: ''Is your Musical/education on donedeal still up for sale? what's it's condition/final price? Please reply ONLY to my email [SNIP], Thanks''.

Haven't replied and won't be either!

FluffyAngel · 20-04-2015 2:18pm

your codding us op with your claim of a fishy text
if i was you id clam up till you hear more back

plenty of sharks on donedeal

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:20pm

FluffyAngel wrote: »

your codding us op with your claim of a fishy text
if i was you id clam up till you hear more back

plenty of sharks on donedeal

You should dolphinately scale back on the fish puns.

Thepoet85 · 20-04-2015 2:21pm

Don't engage them. I met a similar potential buyer last year and they only contacted by email. After a few replies and they agreed on a fee for my item I got a standardised email written in broken English asking for PayPal details to complete the purchase. I replied saying no way and I'd meet them, they never got back to me. It arose my suspicions and I contacted done deal about it. Don't respond to them is my advice.

Yamanoto · 20-04-2015 2:21pm

jimmii wrote: »

You should dolphinately scale back on the fish puns.

Thought I'd join in just for the halibut.

FluffyAngel · 20-04-2015 2:22pm

Guys ,your fishing for likes...:D

Thepoet85 · 20-04-2015 2:23pm

Wish I didn't reply now, all these puns are giving me a haddock!

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:23pm

Yamanoto wrote: »

Thought I'd join in just for the halibut.

Let minnow if you have any more.

5rtytry56 · 20-04-2015 2:24pm

Not any ordinary Red Herring eh?

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:24pm

FluffyAngel wrote: »

Guys ,your fishing for likes...:D

Definitely gillty :pac::pac:

Thepoet85 · 20-04-2015 2:25pm

For Cod sake lads give it a rest!

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:25pm

This is one of those scam texts I've been herring about.

FluffyAngel · 20-04-2015 2:26pm

This thread is all over the plaice...

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:26pm

Thepoet85 wrote: »

For Cod sake lads give it a rest!

Knew someone couldn't pass the opportunaty to post that.

Zombienosh · 20-04-2015 2:26pm

These bloody puns were the sole purpose of this thread.

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:26pm

FluffyAngel wrote: »

This thread is all over the plaice...

Your post gets the ofishal stamp of approval.

FluffyAngel · 20-04-2015 2:27pm

im having a whale of a time on this thread..

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:28pm

Zombienosh wrote: »

These bloody puns were the sole purpose of this thread.

I don't know getting that text must have been a pain in the bass.

smash · 20-04-2015 2:28pm

Hoof_Harted wrote: »

Haven't replied and won't be either!

Well thanks for letting us know.

Honestly, was there a need to start a thread about this? It's clearly a spam/scam text. When you place an item for sale it's to be expected these days.

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:29pm

FluffyAngel wrote: »

im having a whale of a time on this thread..

Lets not be koi we want this as thread of the day!

Thepoet85 · 20-04-2015 2:29pm

This Scampi happening to this thread!!

FluffyAngel · 20-04-2015 2:29pm

be glad op ,that you didnt get hooked into the scam-pi

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:29pm

smash wrote: »

Well thanks for letting us know.

Honestly, was there a need to start a thread about this? It's clearly a spam/scam text. When you place an item for sale it's to be expected these days.

If OP didn't post it salmon else would.

Zombienosh · 20-04-2015 2:30pm

He's just acting the Pollocks.

cml387 · 20-04-2015 2:30pm

This thread should be closed. It serves absolutely no porpoise.

FluffyAngel · 20-04-2015 2:31pm

smash wrote: »

Well thanks for letting us know.

Honestly, was there a need to start a thread about this? It's clearly a spam/scam text. When you place an item for sale it's to be expected these days.

you floundered with that reply...

Yamanoto · 20-04-2015 2:32pm

FluffyAngel wrote: »

you floundered with that reply...

I hake when folks carp on like that.

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:32pm

cml387 wrote: »

This thread should be closed. It serves absolutely no porpoise.

Are you saying this thread is a load of pollocks? You could only say that if you had no sole.

Zombienosh · 20-04-2015 2:32pm

jimmii wrote: »

Are you saying this thread is a load of pollocks? You could only say that if you had no sole.

don't worry eel come around.

Magenta · 20-04-2015 2:33pm

We could definitely come up with batter puns, the atmosphere is getting tench.

Hoof_Harted · 20-04-2015 2:33pm

smash wrote: »

Well thanks for letting us know.

Honestly, was there a need to start a thread about this? It's clearly a spam/scam text. When you place an item for sale it's to be expected these days.

Stop being the angry elf of this thread, Not even squidding!

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:33pm

Zombienosh wrote: »

don't worry eel come around.

You could trawl the whole internet and not find a better plaice for this thread than here.

Magenta · 20-04-2015 2:34pm

jimmii wrote: »

You could trawl the whole internet and not find a better plaice for this thread than here.

We needed a new pun thread and the OP rose to the orcasion.

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:35pm

Magenta wrote: »

We needed a new pun thread and the OP rose to the orcasion.

Well we all need something to do beside looking at prawn.

galljga1 · 20-04-2015 2:35pm

This thread is a right load of pollocks.

FluffyAngel · 20-04-2015 2:36pm

Zombienosh wrote: »

don't worry eel come around.

You are carping on ?

5rtytry56 · 20-04-2015 2:36pm

for fux hake!

smash · 20-04-2015 2:37pm

FluffyAngel wrote: »

you floundered with that reply...

don't get crabby with me!

galljga1 · 20-04-2015 2:37pm

Waiting with bait-ed breath for the next brill-iant pun.

Magenta · 20-04-2015 2:39pm

smash wrote: »

don't get crabby with me!

He's only squidding!

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:39pm

galljga1 wrote: »

Waiting with bait-ed breath for the next brill-iant pun.

I thought fish puns were allowed on any day barramundi but I guess not.

smash · 20-04-2015 2:39pm

galljga1 wrote: »

Waiting with bait-ed breath for the next brill-iant pun.

Sometimes these pun threads get turtley over done though.

FluffyAngel · 20-04-2015 2:41pm

thank gods this is a text thread, im hard of herring and would never be able to conger it otherwise

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:41pm

smash wrote: »

Sometimes these pun threads get turtley over done though.

Does it not get your seal of approval then? We should probably kipper a lid on things don't want it getting out of control.

eamonnq · 20-04-2015 2:41pm

galljga1 wrote: »

Waiting with bait-ed breath for the next brill-iant pun.

Not bad, but cod do batter.

Bandit0 · 20-04-2015 2:42pm

This thread definitely gets the Seal of approval!

http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2013/10/seal-of-approval-meme.jpg

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:43pm

Its wearing quite fin now we need to scale it down.

eamonnq · 20-04-2015 2:44pm

You don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun.

jimmii · 20-04-2015 2:44pm

eamonnq wrote: »

You don't have to be a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun.

I bait it won't go on much longer though.

blade1 · 20-04-2015 2:45pm

Does he have an offshore account?

5rtytry56 · 20-04-2015 2:45pm

beginning to smell a bit kipper now alright

Fishy Donedeal Text...

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