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€38K for falling over after 10 pints

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  • #122
    end of the road
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,721 ✭✭✭✭end of the road


    bjork wrote: »
    €25,000 for being a bad parent

    Nice work if you can get it
    why the courts entertain these paracitic vermin i don't know

    I'm very highly educated. I know words, i have the best words, nobody has better words then me.



  • #123
    keeponhurling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,840 ✭✭✭keeponhurling


    Tel El Kebir United Football Club ??


  • #124
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,575 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    end of the road wrote: »
    why the courts entertain these paracitic vermin i don't know

    There has to be something in for them. otherwise there is no rational explanation how someone can stand in front of a judge and say
    "I got absolutely plastered and started dancing and jumping round the place, then I fell over, threw up and passed out. Can I have €20k please?"
    or
    "I saw a pebble on the road, ran up to it, took a running jump and managed to do a 3 turn somersault, land on my head and break my hip, can I have €30k please?"
    or
    "I saw all those keep out signs, forced open a door, climbed over a fence and fell on my head, can I have €50k please?"

    and the judge goes "Yes, that is a reasonable story, you are all blind, drunk, clumsy morons who can't read, here's a pile of money that you don't deserve, may it serve you well". Because otherwise there cannot be ANY explanation how judges would entertain that sort of sh*te.
    All these cases must be after lunch, when the average circuit court judge, who is mostly insane to start with, had a few down the pub for his usual liquid lunch.
    It's a racket and probably serves as holiday money for the legal profession, well you have to get the money for your holidays in a 5 star resort in the Caribbean somewhere...


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