Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

Tacitus Kilgore

Yer man must have won a £20 voucher for wish and went mad

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The bumpers on the mk 2.5 focus are notorious for coming undone from the wing at exactly the point where those connections are - they are definitely not just cosmetic!

rizzodun

That focus springs to mind when I wonder what a car would look like if it got coronavirus.

Rows Grower

These particular vans are bombproof, I rang the guy selling this about a month ago only to be told "Look I've had a few offers to buy at full price but I'm not sure I want to sell it, what you do is call up with the cash and if I'm in a good mood I might sell it to ya".

I said "What? It's a long journey for me, are you looking to sell or not?"

Hard shaw say's in his best tough man voice " I might sell it to ya but you mightn't make it out of the estate with it if you know what I mean".

Me "Are you actually retarded or are you threatening me?"

Skanger " Ehh, sorry, thanks for your interest, the van isn't for sale any longer. Thank you. Bye."

I can only assume he likes random people to ring his phone because he's very lonely.

He has renewed the ad many, many times over the last few months.

https://www.donedeal.ie/commercials-for-sale/ford-transit-82k-miles-amp-fsh/22388345

PsychoPete

Just looking at that van gives you a fair idea what kind of person the owner is

Duke O Smiley

Any time I see that Transit on Donedeal I'm always reminded of this belter of a post by our very own Hunky Monster.

Hunky Monster wrote: »

That transit has 100% had a horse in it at one point or another.

Rows Grower

PsychoPete wrote: »

Just looking at that van gives you a fair idea what kind of person the owner is

I'd still pay two grand for it and drive it like a boss all day long.

CoBo55

Rows Grower wrote: »

These particular vans are bombproof, I rang the guy selling this about a month ago only to be told "Look I've had a few offers to buy at full price but I'm not sure I want to sell it, what you do is call up with the cash and if I'm in a good mood I might sell it to ya".

I said "What? It's a long journey for me, are you looking to sell or not?"

Hard shaw say's in his best tough man voice " I might sell it to ya but you mightn't make it out of the estate with it if you know what I mean".

Me "Are you actually retarded or are you threatening me?"

Skanger " Ehh, sorry, thanks for your interest, the van isn't for sale any longer. Thank you. Bye."

I can only assume he likes random people to ring his phone because he's very lonely.

He has renewed the ad many, many times over the last few months.

https://www.donedeal.ie/commercials-for-sale/ford-transit-82k-miles-amp-fsh/22388345

With the corrosion sorted it will serve it's new owner for years to come.
I can't believe he actually wrote that in the Ad:pac:

What a Muppet, I'd say the arse is rotten out of it:cool: (like 'em all)

TrailerBob

And just like every other transit of that era, when you turn on the indicator, every light in the rear cluster will flash intermittently, except the actual indicator...

colm_mcm

TrailerBob wrote: »

And just like every other transit of that era, when you turn on the indicator, every light in the rear cluster will flash intermittently, except the actual indicator...

Or, if they’re Kast ones from micksgarage, the whole unit will melt as soon as you leave the rear fogs on a few minutes.

Rows Grower

CoBo55 wrote: »

With the corrosion sorted it will serve it's new owner for years to come.
I can't believe he actually wrote that in the Ad:pac:

What a Muppet, I'd say the arse is rotten out of it:cool: (like 'em all)

Easily fixed with 4" grinder, a sheet of metal and a welder.

It's usually only small patches need replacing, spray on some sealer then and she'll fly through the test.

Just need to buy a black vest then for yourself and a big pair of hoopy earrings for the wife.

CoBo55

Rows Grower wrote: »

Easily fixed with 4" grinder, a sheet of metal and a welder.

It's usually only small patches need replacing, spray on some sealer then and she'll fly through the test.

Just need to buy a black vest then for yourself and a big pair of hoopy earrings for the wife.

Small patches? Yea right..

colm_mcm

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/open-to-offers-black-hyundai-coupe-tuscani-1-5lt/24434760

Titzon Toast

Why would somebody spend so much money doing all those mods to that bag of scrap in the first place?!

colm_mcm

The Hyundai dealer on the Naas Road (was it Koping at the time?) put Lambo doors on a new Coupe back around 2007

Killinator

Fully functional.....needs new battery to start

Also missing front bumper? Did it walk off some morning before they got out of bed!

Whatwicklow

Maximum price €1500. That's me out, I was going to offer €1600

Duke O Smiley

https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/honda-civic-show-car-1992/24787345







I feel like I'm in 2005 again!

Plz absaluitly no stuped offers

If you haven't got the price of the car Dont ring

Will take serios cash offer

I love the fact that he thinks its still worth a fortune

PsychoPete

I'd love to see the cost in building that civic. One good thing about the 00s modified car scene was the individuality

Killinator

Obviously has such a big powerful engine that the bonnet can't be closed fully!

Judging by the 'too many to list' specifications it has had the square root of sod all done to make it actually perform any better than stock or at least to carry around the extra weight from all the play stations, speakers and flat screens.

Rows Grower

I'd love to bring that home and tell the wife to come out and see the new car I bought ya.

Mjolnir

When was the last time max power was published ?...
Dear god the spelling.
It's so horrible but if it was cheap I'd buy it for the craic, and I do mean cheap.

colm_mcm

Make me a offer

If you no what its worth

Does my head in.



Also, passed its last NCT 19 years ago!

Mjolnir

colm_mcm wrote: »

Does my head in.

It's worth what someone's willing to pay, so sfa I'd say.

Rows Grower

The passenger seat looks like a skeleton that tried to be scary but got embarrassed by it's own effort.

TrailerBob

This brought me back to the max power days alright.. in those days I despaired at the ruination of the Civic Lsi saloon, which, although plain, was a nicely specced car in standard form..comfy seats, all electrics, and a good engine... I still despair seeing that abomination of yoke.

AndyBoBandy

Is that a fire extinguisher attached to the front grill?

johndaman66

Mjolnir wrote: »

Dear god the spelling.

absaluitly

Eric Cartman

I bet that car smells like lynx Africa and hash

Seve OB

he has either forgotten to close the bonnet or he has ran up the arse of somebody!