Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

Squidgy Black

NCT out well over a year, can only imagine the problems with it.

thedarksh1te

mhackett102 wrote: »

Best way to advertise your business - on the headrest of an Opel Corsa.

That roof looks like my girlfriends arse

mossy50

TOTALLY STREET LEGAL LOL

MarkAnthony

That literally crashed my computer when I clicked on it.

dr.fuzzenstein

thedarksh1te wrote: »

That roof looks like my girlfriends arse

Don't tell her that! :eek:

punisher5112

thedarksh1te wrote: »

That roof looks like my girlfriends arse

You should put the stapler away.

johndaman66

mhackett102 wrote: »

Surprised the words "mint" or "real headturner" havent appeared in this ad.

but he does say and I quote:


"real eye catcher"

dr.fuzzenstein

johndaman66 wrote: »

but he does say and I quote:


"real eye catcher"

It caught my eye like a rusty nail sticking out of a plank of wood.

mhackett102

mhackett102 wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/modified-corsa/9431738?offset=15

Seen this car about 15 minutes ago. I usually hate giving out about others "pride and joys" but I honestly thought I was going to get sick. A Corsa should never ever look like that.

colm_mcm

This ad seems to be for that corsa too


http://www.muamat.com/classifieds/974/posts/2_Vehicles/17_Used_Cars/6924858_Opel_corsa_Fusion_For_Sale.html

1400cc gsi 4 cylinder engine, PiPercross forced fed Induction kit, performance plugs, custom fitted sport Exaust system, Suspension; koni Adjustable coilovers. 16-inch dare devil deep dish rims
215/40/16, Exterior; Full custom wide arch bodykit compriseing of Foucus frount wide archs, frount fiat bumper & corsa B rear bumper with flaired arches,supra side skirts, jocker bonnet skin,sparco fual filler cap, gsi rear wing,morette light conversions frount & rear, Electric DTM wing mirrors, m3style side vents in wings, Flushed tailgate, full debadged,de locked, de handled. door poppers under wing mirrours, underbody neon kit, fusion, Interior; Full retrim by jk Autostyling, seats & door cards in green & white leather, dash& roof colour coded to match, green Footwell neons, ICE; JVC CD/MP3 ,Full Fusion speaker upgrade,door comonents, Tweeters, rear mid speakers, 4x fusion2 channel amps, 2x15-inch Fusion Subwoofers , may part exchange 4 cash & right car. E-mail replys please.

Foxhole Norman

WANT



http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/bmw/9078894?offset=16

dickwod1

Foxhole Norman wrote: »

WANT

Pretty sure thats been up before, gets better looking every time :pac:

GvidoR

Seller: Mario

Ah, makes sense then. Ate a bunch of mushrooms and thinks that looks good. :pac:

Looks like there's paint on the brake discs. :eek:

mhackett102

I dont really know what to say..

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/volkswagen-passat-2-5-v6-tdi-very-rare/9504370?offset=20




Edit: Car would be grand if it werent for that front bumper. Car seems immaculate.

punisher5112

Looks like they went for the audi look it is one epic fail along with me using epic but sure it is in need wow it has ruined that car.

GvidoR

It looks horrible, but it has a V6.

Easy job de-skangering that.

Duke O Smiley

Then you're left with a €1k tax bill on a Passat

colm_mcm

Looks a bit rough regardless.
That's been posted a few times through the years.

coolbeans

Duke O Smiley wrote: »

Then you're left with a €1k tax bill on a Passat

I'm working across the water at the moment. She'd be £200 to tax and at £1000 it'd be a cheap car. I couldn't though, that 2.5l isn't great to go and that grill is beyond grim. Whoever wanted that must've been blind.

coolbeans

Foxhole Norman wrote: »

WANT



http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/bmw/9078894?offset=16

Why is that car so cheap? It's also 3.2. Is it an M3? Why so cheap?😨

colm_mcm

It is tradition to post this every time that passat makes this thread.

GvidoR

coolbeans wrote: »

Why is that car so cheap? It's also 3.2. Is it an M3? Why so cheap?😨

It's not an M3, it's BMW 320 / E36 with a 2.0 engine. It's probably so cheap because it's on UK plates and well, just look at it.

Duke O Smiley

That is in my arse cheap!

coolbeans

coolbeans wrote: »

Why is that car so cheap? It's also 3.2. Is it an M3? Why so cheap?😨

Ah, I just saw the actual engine size now. In the title it says 3.2. Lose the wheels and chrome bits as well as the awful rear lights and it'd be ok looking. I'd love a totally straight 4 door e32 M3 all the same. Very rare now. All e32s seem to be dead or wrecked.

CianRyan

E36*

YbFocus

coolbeans wrote: »

Ah, I just saw the actual engine size now. In the title it says 3.2. Lose the wheels and chrome bits as well as the awful rear lights and it'd be ok looking. I'd love a totally straight 4 door e32 M3 all the same. Very rare now. All e32s seem to be dead or wrecked.

Is that you Cian?

Interslice

GvidoR wrote: »

It's not an M3, it's BMW 320 / E36 with a 2.0 engine. It's probably so cheap because it's on UK plates and well, just look at it.

Ha posted that ages ago. It's a wonder it hasn't sold :pac:

edit: only 6 weeks ago. give her time

jca

Interslice wrote: »

Ha posted that ages ago. It's a wonder it hasn't sold :pac:

edit: only 6 weeks ago. give her time

Lots of time....

Copa Mundial

A Starlet with a carbon-fiber blue flame bonnet and purple back box.

GvidoR

Also horrible grammar in the ad, weird window winders and a bold choice for brake drums, engine bay.