Alternative use for Mustard

Dozer Dave

As the title suggests what other practical uses are there for mustard, i have a jar of it from christmas that i wont use. Hate throwing things in the bin so all suggestions welcome.

uch

What type of Mustard ?

Polo_Mint

eye drops

skallywag

You can use it a cat tormentor i.e. large slice of ham with a large blob of hot mustard on the underside, the cat will likely horse down the complete slice only to notice the mustard surprise a few seconds after swallowing. Major eye watering to follow.

* I know this sounds awful and I am ashamed to say that I once did this as a young lad to a cat we had at home ...

my3cents

Embrocation - a word that needs using more often.

Testacalda

My father used to smeer colmans mustard on the hens eggs, to stop the dog from taking them from the chicken shed. Worked great as a deterent after the first mustard covered theft went badly wrong for the dog

Unless the dog had a taste for mustard of course!

Sudance

Would come in handy for the first time daughter/s bring home boyfriend.

Test 03:Hand subject out of date hot mustard and ham sandwich

Wait for reaction

Evaluate character traits in awkward/embarrassing/delicate situations

syklops

Sudance wrote: »

Would come in handy for the first time daughter/s bring home boyfriend.

Test 03:Hand subject out of date hot mustard and ham sandwich

Wait for reaction

Evaluate character traits in awkward/embarrassing/delicate situations

When I started reading this, I felt certain you were going to put the mustard somewhere other than on a sandwich.

Sudance

syklops wrote: »

When I started reading this, I felt certain you were going to put the mustard somewhere other than on a sandwich.

Oh that's for a later visit....much later one