Sleepwalking to the toilet while Drunk

Drakares

DulchieLaois wrote: »

Hi,

I have a tendancy to sleepwalk when drunk, especially if i want to go to the toilet.

My poor wife keeps waking up and having to guide me to the toilets which is not funny anymore as I can literally go anywhere in the house

any advice please besides drinking less

Thanks

John

I laughed.

DulchieLaois

Any reason why it happens ?

spaceHopper

It happens because you are a piss artists

Try having a full fry before you go to bed best to get the wife to cook it. Or go to the chipper and get ten or twelve spice burgers....

spaceHopper

It happens because you are a piss artists

Try having a full fry before you go to bed best to get the wife to cook it. Or go to the chipper and get ten or twelve spice burgers....

Temptamperu

Im sure i pissed in a few peoples wardrobes when i was drinking myself.

ColeTrain

Pop 5 Viagra when you get in from the pub, you won't be pissing in the pitched tent.

Gran Hermano

Buy her a kitten
Blame the kitten.

anncoates

iMac_Hunt wrote: »

I'm in the same boat!!

I was at a stag last weekend and locked myself out of the hotel room. I had to walk to reception in my underpants in order to get a key to get back into the room.

Not my proudest moment!!!!

Happened to me once as well except I was naked.

bodice ripper

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Avenge meeeeeeeee!!!

What a film.

endacl

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

It's too perfect. I can't..

BLAST HER WITH PISS, OP!!!!!!



Avenge meeeeeeeee!!!

Dude.

TheOtherBloke

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

It's too perfect. I can't..

BLAST HER WITH PISS, OP!!!!!!



Avenge meeeeeeeee!!!

:pac::pac: this has made my day. One of the best answers on AH

The Diabolical Monocle

I once knew this guy who said that instead of getting out of bed he kept an empty plastic milk container under his bed which he'd piss into.
maybe op knows someone who can follow his method.

He said to go for a wide topped one cause he had a fat helmet, he also said the main problem is a gas build up which forces your helmet out, and that can cause leakage so he said its best to crush the plastic container first, and to keep some toilet paper handy and to always cap after use and keep well separate from your water.

Mint Aero

That's ridiculous OP and you should be ashamed of yourself. I'm really surprised you have a missus to put up with that abhorrent behavior.

Kevin McCloud

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

always cap after use and keep well separate from your water.

He is no bear grylls.

fleet_admiral

Install a toilet pot in the wardrobe op

bb1234567

DulchieLaois wrote: »

Hi,

I have a tendancy to sleepwalk when drunk, especially if i want to go to the toilet.

My poor wife keeps waking up and having to guide me to the toilets which is not funny anymore as I can literally go anywhere in the house

any advice please besides drinking less

Thanks

What possible other advice could we give other than to stop drinking? Tie you to your bed?

Miall108

OP you could hire one of those home help nurses to come out and change your nappy every so often. It would take that embarrassing burden off your poor wife

Kevin McCloud

Miall108 wrote: »

OP you could hire one of those home help nurses to come out and change your nappy every so often. It would take that embarrassing burden off your poor wife

All they do is sit on their hole, drink tay and watch some day time tele.

Van.Bosch

Tell your wife you should be commended for getting up, the alternative is wetting the bed.

fizzypish

I used to get the spinnies after drinking when I was younger. I couldn't go to bed when I came home or I'd end up getting sick. Solution. Make some food and watch TV for a while. You'll sober up a touch before bed and so won't have to play the "where'd I piss last night" game. I cooked a full steak, butter mushrooms and onions with a grinder loaf of bread lathered in butter at 4 in the morning once. Best food ever.

DulchieLaois

christ, u think i did something wrong here by some of the people responses.

I know, i am wrong and the wife deserves a medal but like i said at the begining, any reason for why it happens ?

I do think food before bed is a big help so thinking that option as an alternative

Valetta

DulchieLaois wrote: »

christ, u think i did something wrong here by some of the people responses.

I know, i am wrong

That's the drink talking.