The Late Late Show: March 6th 2015

Skid X

Hello there. Did you know that Dolphins never sleep? They let one half of the brain have a rest while the other half stays alert.





Olympic, World, European Boxing Champion and star of those appalling It's For Women adverts Piers Morgan is one of the guests tonight



Former CNN loudmouth and ITV chat show presenter Mary Berry is in town for some reason



The best judge on The Great British Bake Off Noel Fitzpatrick talks about cakes and baking and that kind of thing



Katie Taylor from Channel 4's Supervet programme talks about puppehs and kittehs and all that.



Music from Padraig Harrington while The Overtones talk about their terrific win in the Honda Classic this week. Probably some other stuff too.

That's all from me, and now some more Dolpins

Selfish Giant

Skid X wrote: »

The best judge on The Great British Bake Off Noel Fitzpatrick talks about cakes and baking and that kind of thing

Noel Fitzpatrick is the Irish-born vet from Channel 4's 'Supervet' series.

BQQ

Selfish Giant wrote: »

Noel Fitzpatrick is the Irish-born vet from Channel 4's 'Supervet' series.

Oh dear.

I'm morto for ya :pac:

Ol' Donie

Ha ha, what a great OP. Dolphins, eh? Cool yokes.

Did you know snakes are lizards that lost their legs through evolution?

So it was believed, anyway. But that will be disproved this evening when that Morgan king-of-the-douchebags walks onto the stage.

Mr. Remote Control

Sometimes I wonder about life. What does it all mean? Am I doing enough for the world? What do I bring to the world? Sure I know *I* don't watch The Late Late Show anymore, but it still airs every week without fail. Where am I going wrong? I sometimes feel like a failure when I think about it.

I should be out there trying to get this sh*t taken of the air. But I just can't find the time. I'm sorry Ireland, I'm sorry humanity. I just wish I had the motivation of a hundred men. I would campaign for this sh*t to be taken off air for us all. I would come up with a well thought out plan and make it happen. But I'm just so damned busy at the minute.

Maybe someday in the future I will realise my dream, our dream - but for now - that's all it is at the minute, a dream.

Selfish Giant

BQQ wrote: »

Oh dear.

I'm morto for ya :pac:

Okay, but at least tell me what I've done wrong. I thought the OP made a mistake, so I thought I'd point it out while he/she had the chance to edit it. It was my first ever post on Boards.ie. Thanks for the warm welcome.

Mr. Remote Control

Selfish Giant wrote: »

Okay, but at least tell me what I've done wrong. I thought the OP made a mistake, so I thought I'd point it out while he/she had the chance to edit it. It was my first ever post on Boards.ie. Thanks for the warm welcome.

Yeah and this is my 49th ever post on Boards.ie!!

I'm scarleh for you!! (Did I do that right? the scarleh thing? Have I spelled it wrong? I think I have. Anybody?)

Cead mile failte!!

Ol' Donie

Selfish Giant wrote: »

Okay, but at least tell me what I've done wrong. I thought the OP made a mistake, so I thought I'd point it out while he/she had the chance to edit it. It was my first ever post on Boards.ie. Thanks for the warm welcome.

It's just a joke, don't worry. :-)

There'll be a lot of that in this thread, most of it is good natured. :-)

Selfish Giant

Selfish Giant wrote: »

Okay, but at least tell me what I've done wrong. I thought the OP made a mistake, so I thought I'd point it out while he/she had the chance to edit it. It was my first ever post on Boards.ie. Thanks for the warm welcome.

Honest, you are very welcome! I hope you enjoy Boards as much as I do!! The comments, wit and contributions greatly improve the "enjoyment" of watching, and listening, to programmes.

Selfish Giant

Deleted User wrote: »

Honest, you are very welcome! I hope you enjoy Boards as much as I do!! The comments, wit and contributions greatly improve the "enjoyment" of watching, and listening, to programmes.

Cheers. I still need someone to tell me what I done wrong though. No doubt it's something quite obvious, but it has me baffled.

Ol' Donie

Selfish Giant wrote: »

Cheers. I still need someone to tell me what I done wrong though. No doubt it's something quite obvious, but it has me baffled.

'Twas a joke in the first post. All the names are mixed up.

Hehehe, I feel tonight should be very entertaining. :-D:-D

Mr. Remote Control

Selfish Giant wrote: »

Cheers. I still need someone to tell me what I done wrong though. No doubt it's something quite obvious, but it has me baffled.

I don't see you having done nor said anything incorrect either to be honest. What you pointed out was dead on. If anything I'm scarleh for the OP!! Only joking OP! (Did I do that right? the scarleh thing? Have I spelled it wrong? I think I have. Anybody?)

Mr. Remote Control

Ol' Donie wrote: »

'Twas a joke in the first post. All the names are mixed up.

Hehehe, I feel tonight should be very entertaining. :-D:-D

Ahh! Ha ha ha. That's funny!! I'm scarleh that I didn't see that! (Did I do that right? the scarleh thing? Have I spelled it wrong? I think I have. Anybody?)

Selfish Giant

Mr. Remote Control wrote: »

Ahh! Ha ha ha. That's funny!! I'm scarleh that I didn't see that! (Did I do that right? the scarleh thing? Have I spelled it wrong? I think I have. Anybody?)

Ah, I see. I didn't even ever read the entire thing. I just spotted Noel's name because he was born nearby.

I'm morto.

Mr. Remote Control

Selfish Giant wrote: »

Ah, I see. I didn't even ever read the entire thing. I just spotted Noel's name because he was born nearby.

I'm morto.

That's the spirit!! We're all morto!!

Kerrydude1981

Piers Morgan

Good god

Fungi would be a better guest

cofy

Loving the dolphins Skid. I'm delighted that Mary Berry is going to be on. The loudmouth and all that she is:D:D:D. Mary has a great sense of humour, lets hope Ryan can bring that across.

cofy

Selfish Giant wrote: »

Ah, I see. I didn't even ever read the entire thing. I just spotted Noel's name because he was born nearby.

I'm morto.

Welcome to the thread, I hope you enjoy it.:)

Atlantic Dawn

Perhaps Michelle Mone will be on, she has a book out and was on with Matt Cooper earlier?

BQQ

Selfish Giant wrote: »

Okay, but at least tell me what I've done wrong. I thought the OP made a mistake, so I thought I'd point it out while he/she had the chance to edit it. It was my first ever post on Boards.ie. Thanks for the warm welcome.

Ahh, I was only teasing.

Céad míle fáilte.

Black Menorca

I like Piers. He gave the Republicans a roasting at every opportunity on his American chat show.

grey_so_what

BOOM!!

And with that OP Skid starts it all off!!!.....




But....but.....but.........did the Dolphins eat kitteh and Puppeh???....:eek::eek::eek:






Might as well totally confuse the very welcome newbies to the thread!!!.

:pac::):)

Welcome friends!!

_Kaiser_

Evening all.. I'm (very!) early this week for a change!

grey_so_what

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

Evening all.. I'm (very!) early this week for a change!

You could go out, get hammered and come back in time for the misery slot Kaiser!!...:eek:

Ol' Donie

Black Menorca wrote: »

I like Piers.

Post reported.







:-D

keith16

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

Evening all.. I'm (very!) early this week for a change!

Me also. I think I might go for a nap first. Or just watch house of cards. And then nap. For the night.

dball

SevesThreeIron wrote: »

Harrington is going to be on the Late, Late Show tonight. Should be interesting. Even Tubridy can't mess this up!

i'm just repeating wha' he said

LiamNeeson

Hey guys, any word of a wee call up for an interview? I'm well due a trip to Dublin

grey_so_what

LiamNeeson wrote: »

Hey guys, any word of a wee call up for an interview? I'm well due a trip to Dublin

On condition you take Mr.T away with you after the show!!....;)

I shook your hand btw.....I think.....:p

_Kaiser_

grey_so_what wrote: »

You could go out, get hammered and come back in time for the misery slot Kaiser!!...:eek:

Could do, but I'm up early in the morning so better not - now I live vicariously though others!

keith16 wrote: »

Me also. I think I might go for a nap first. Or just watch house of cards. And then nap. For the night.

HoC is well worth the watch.. finished the latest season last weekend.

C.K Dexter Haven

Mr. Remote Control wrote: »

That's the spirit!! We're all morto!!

I'm not:(



:P

Skid X

grey_so_what wrote: »

BOOM!!

And with that OP Skid starts it all off!!!.....

JP Liz V1

^ I'm morto have the same outfit as Cher on

grey_so_what

Skid X wrote: »

Cher on a cannon?.......Yes, the night can only go downhill from now!!....:pac:

Say Your Number

Piers Morgan? Ah Jaysus....

If smugness could be converted to electricity then that fella could effortlessly power a small country.

Kerrydude1981

Say Your Number wrote: »

Piers Morgan? Ah Jaysus....

If smugness could be converted to electricity then that fella could effortlessly power a small country.

Be no need for wind turbines

_Kaiser_

grey_so_what wrote: »

Cher on a cannon?.......Yes, the night can only go downhill from now!!....:pac:

Personally I'm very disappointed that Erika Elniak didn't pop out of a cake in that video. Bloody PG-cut.. they even cut out Tommy Lee Jones and Steven Seagal!

grey_so_what

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

Personally I'm very disappointed that Erika Elniak didn't pop out of a cake in that video. Bloody PG-cut.. they even cut out Tommy Lee Jones and Steven Seagal!

Sure, most of them are probably having the pre-show drinkies in the Green Room don't you know!!.................................................Yeah............:pac:

Welsh Megaman

_Kaiser_ wrote: »

Personally I'm very disappointed that Erika Elniak didn't pop out of a cake in that video. Bloody PG-cut.. they even cut out Tommy Lee Jones and Steven Seagal!

Will Mary Berry do? :pac:

grey_so_what

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Will Mary Berry do? :pac:

I take it Mary Berry is your pin-up so WM??.......:D:D:D

I think I'm a bit jealous.....:eek::pac:

Welsh Megaman

cofy wrote: »

Loving the dolphins Skid. I'm delighted that Mary Berry is going to be on. The loudmouth and all that she is:D:D:D. Mary has a great sense of humour, lets hope Ryan can bring that across.

grey_so_what

If Mr. T blows the candles out on Mary's interview I'll be very annoyed......

Ol' Donie

Say Your Number wrote: »

Piers Morgan? Ah Jaysus....

If smugness could be converted to electricity then that fella could effortlessly power a small country.

Jesus, imagine what he could do if being a w***ker could be made into something useful!

CountyHurler

Can we just have Katie Taylor and Padraig Harrington interview each other because I'm already have the TV half out the window in anticipation of Tubridy's stupid questions...

Skid X

I thought some of Piers Morgan's interviews on ITV were good.

Not a very likeable person but I think he isn't the worst interviewer around.





































Insert Ryan Tubridy punchline here

NIMAN

Katie Taylor, a fantastic sportsperson but Jesus I am guaranteed to fall asleep, as she has THE worst voice in the world.

grey_so_what

So what time is Cher on at??............


Good Evening All!! xxx

CountyHurler

Starting the show in full Kermit D Frog mode...

A yeaaaaaaaa...

Are we in pre record mode already?

Atlantic Dawn

Evening all.

I wasn't going to drink tonight but Piers Morgan is on so I will neeed to be half cut to stand him.

jayo26

ohh good paddy is up first indont have to watch it all

Ol' Donie

Was Padraig not on about a fortnight ago?