Hair cut issue

the nikkei is rising

Hey guys, recently starting balding and it's moving a a fairly rapid rate, I'm not quite ready for the buzz cut so I've being doing some research into alternate styles.

http://blogs.independent.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/1506711531.jpg

Unfortunately the above is the best look for me at the moment, how can I get that cut but also avoid bringing that picture into my barber.

Thank you

awec

Ask for a side parting.

Sheep Lover

Shear a cat and glue the fur to your head. No one will know difference

the nikkei is rising

Stretchdrip wrote: »

Short back and sides.

It's more than that though,there's a slight fade and it blends will with his beard. Need the right terminology or else I'll have to bring the picture

Chucken

You couldn't find a picture of anyone else to post?

Señor Fancy Pants

Chucken wrote: »

You couldn't find a picture of anyone else to post?

Schure that's not the AH way!

The Peanut

the nikkei is rising wrote: »

It's more than that though,there's a slight fade and it blends will with his beard. Need the right terminology or else I'll have to bring the picture

Bring the picture. As long as you're not getting your hair cut in Oslo, the average barber won't be too bothered.

Sheep Lover

Chucken wrote: »

You couldn't find a picture of anyone else to post?

He does look well though, decent barber I'd say.

FloatingVoter

Tell him to give you a free Charles Manson swastika with the goovy new haircut. Bring your own Bowie knife and you might get money off and a free trip to the police station.

NegativeCreep

Say what you want about him. He's some ride.

IamNotNumber

comb over for sure ..sure you hardly wouldn't notice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlYMID5qCdE

moc moc a moc

Edit: ^^ ah ye bollix

A good combover never goes out of style

Señor Fancy Pants

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Say what you want about him. He's some ride.

I hear he gave a few bangs with his finger alright.

DoYouEvenLift

Just put a black bar over his eyes and bring the photo with you lol

FloatingVoter

moc moc a moc wrote: »

A good combover never goes out of style

...and leaves you with a good chance of a FF seat in the next Dail.

kwestfan08

I guess it's a case of how much you want that haircut OP. Either bring the pic and take that comes with that or try describe it as best you can and maybe walk out with something different. Choices Choices.

Puibo

Chucken wrote:

You couldn't find a picture of anyone else to post?

Yeah totally agree. Imagine the hairdressers face......"so, you want to look like a child killer then eh?"

Gringo180

Hahahaha ****s sake gas thread op :pac:

Dontfadeaway

Blur the face.

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The Peanut wrote: »

Bring the picture. As long as you're not getting your hair cut in Oslo, the average barber won't be too bothered.

Barbers have periods every day where they have no clients and nothing to do but read the complementary newspapers. There's a good chance they'll know who it is, then the gossip spreads and Chinese whispers turns me into that child killer fella

NachoBusiness

Fcuk that..

Bill Murray, Jack Nicholson, Bill Belushi etc etc are all men that when they started to recede, said fcuk it and kept some length in their locks. Shaving your head or cutting it really tight is just conforming man.. fcuk that sh1t. I'm not saying go full Bill Baily, if you're slap head on top, you have to Picard the fcuker, no option, but otherwise, be a bit more devil may care.. otherwise you could lose your character. Just imagine Bill Murray with a shaved head ffs.

pmasterson95

the nikkei is rising wrote: »

Barbers have periods every day where they have no clients and nothing to do but read the complementary newspapers. There's a good chance they'll know who it is, then the gossip spreads and Chinese whispers turns me into that child killer fella

I dont thing anyone would mistake you for Breivik

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NachoBusiness wrote: »

Fcuk that..

Bill Murray, Jack Nicholson, Bill Belushi etc etc are all men that when they started to recede, said fcuk it and kept some length in their locks. Shaving your head or cutting it really tight is just conforming man.. fcuk that sh1t. I'm not saying go full Bill Baily, if you're slap head on top, you have to Picard the fcuker, but otherwise, be a bit more devil may care.. otherwise you cut lose your character. Just imagine Bill Murray with a shaved head ffs.

All talented men but I'm 23 so probably best not to aim to look like Bill Murray

IamNotNumber

Chill dude..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTTgpTeb0Z8

The Backwards Man

Unless he appeared on Wish You Were Here...? with Judith Chalmers, no barber on earth would have a clue who he is.

Lingua Franca

Are you going to have the chinstrap beard to go with it? Cos Breivek did for that what Hitler did to the toothbrush moustache.

The Peanut

the nikkei is rising wrote: »

Barbers have periods every day where they have no clients and nothing to do but read the complementary newspapers. There's a good chance they'll know who it is, then the gossip spreads and Chinese whispers turns me into that child killer fella

You're right of course. Explaining to the barber that you want your haircut similar to a man in a photo who looks nothing like you will lead him to mistake you for the man in the picture who's locked up in another country.

He's a barber not a plastic surgeon.

BlaasForRafa

Just ask him to give you the full Bobby Charlton look.

the nikkei is rising

Lingua Franca wrote: »

Are you going to have the chinstrap beard to go with it? Cos Breivek did for that what Hitler did to the toothbrush moustache.

I'll probably grow it all the way out, I think the beard/bald look works good. I don't want to look like Breivik I just want his haircut.

I think I'll go for the bushy look myself, I got shafted totally hair genetics wise and I'm going grey as well. Try to picture the Breivik haircut with something along the lines of this

http://wwwcdn.channel5.com/assets/images/000/057/669/large_size_18751.jpg?1397062897

diomed

A few ideas here
http://thechive.com/2011/01/21/these-comb-overs-wouldnt-fool-a-retarded-alien-20-photos/

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diomed wrote: »

A few ideas here
http://thechive.com/2011/01/21/these-comb-overs-wouldnt-fool-a-retarded-alien-20-photos/

Personally I don't care but going bald is a very touchy issue for some men, probably best not to make jokes until you know

mad muffin

Wadabout

MarkAnthony

I feel your pain!

I just let it grow out a bit at the front and mess it up with wax, fooling no one but never mind.

MarkAnthony

http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Vladimir_Putin_-_2006.jpg&imgrefurl=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Putin&h=269&w=187&tbnid=qklSNDMEdlq8IM:&zoom=1&tbnh=186&tbnw=129&usg=__4Vb2XxCXxE0KanvCDYJi9WeK5SI=&docid=tUmXuBZES49-OM&itg=1&ved=0CIkBEMo3&ei=mzX2VLLhKuqu7Abv4oG4CA

biko

Go balding ponytail. It never goes out of style.

the nikkei is rising

mad muffin wrote: »

Wadabout

Not a bad look, thank you.

I'll have to get over the fact that I'll never look like the other Wahlberg but Donnie is a good guy

Rayne Wooney

That haircut would look great with a stache

http://www.haaretz.com/polopoly_fs/1.493901.1360496364!/image/1136770295.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_640/1136770295.jpg

MarkAnthony

Would a mop top sort it? A la:

http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01613/SNN0401GB_1613567a.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4626018/Im-Fred-Wests-love-child-says-Dean-Barry.html&h=275&w=183&tbnid=vu-hi6t9GhevDM:&zoom=1&tbnh=186&tbnw=123&usg=__LwrYBqxMrJz8_UfeehGLEIoFgSM=&docid=TrUzeP9FsnYx_M&itg=1&ved=0CIcBEMo3&ei=ujf2VKWrNISt7gbTpICIAw

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Rayne Wooney wrote: »

That haircut would look great with a stache

http://www.haaretz.com/polopoly_fs/1.493901.1360496364!/image/1136770295.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_640/1136770295.jpg[/rl]

http://38ccda.medialib.glogster.com/media/6143938ce5fec45254afcbf1a7b2ae6383cdd2a1812244842e94af92cb69a9dd/young-stalin.jpg

If I had the hair for it I'd be rocking the young Stalin

Mint Aero

Goes like this OP

Can I get an Anders Behring Breivik

Sure, Dawsons Creek Breivik or Psycho Breivik?

Psycho please.

FloatingVoter

A while ago we were asked to imagine Bill Murray as a cueball. Here he is in all his greatness displaying the World's Greatest Comb-over and winning .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci6YPGQedr0

MarkAnthony

the nikkei is rising wrote: »

http://38ccda.medialib.glogster.com/media/6143938ce5fec45254afcbf1a7b2ae6383cdd2a1812244842e94af92cb69a9dd/young-stalin.jpg

If I had the hair for it I'd be rocking the young Stalin

Fcuking hipster.

MarkAnthony

OP is it this bad?

mad muffin

the nikkei is rising wrote: »

Not a bad look, thank you.

I'll have to get over the fact that I'll never look like the other Wahlberg but Donnie is a good guy

Or you can bring this in.

http://i.imgur.com/4JZ8dWx.png

FloatingVoter

MarkAnthony wrote: »

Fcuking hipster.

Uncle Joe was in jail for bank robbery when that got taken. Says a lot that a bloody mass murdering monster takes a pic worthy of a model when in the jails of the Tsar.

the nikkei is rising

mad muffin wrote: »

Or you can bring this in.

http://i.imgur.com/4JZ8dWx.png

Post of the day, great stuff.

NachoBusiness

Or if you're rich, you could from this to this or this to this. Personally, I think both looked better before the transplants.

Not that some men can't look better after a transplant than before it (George from Seinfeld for example) just that a receding hairline it can suit some men.

DoYouEvenLift

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Or if you're rich, you could from this to this or this to this. Personally, I think both looked better before the transplants.

Not that some men can't look better after a transplant than before it (George from Seinfeld for example) just that a receding hairline it can suit some men.

MM's is a good example too. Hair's actually a massive deal to actors, balding can end careers for some of them. As time goes on, hair transplants are getting amazing.

Depraved

OP, I just shaved my pubes this morning and I have a spare bottle of clue. €20.

Autonomous Cowherd

the nikkei is rising wrote: »

Hey guys, recently starting balding and it's moving a a fairly rapid rate, I'm not quite ready for the buzz cut so I've being doing some research into alternate styles.

http://blogs.independent.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/1506711531.jpg

Unfortunately the above is the best look for me at the moment, how can I get that cut but also avoid bringing that picture into my barber.

Thank you

Nikkei, You are a funny dude, your hairline is not going to affect your mojo with that kind of wit....so don't mess too much with your hair

munster87

You should try and get a hair transplant from Breivik. They did it in the Simpsons when Homer got Snake's hair.