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6 word stories

  • 02-03-2015 8:02pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 216 ✭✭


    Young couple, Old man ,fun times

    Post your own.


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  • Site Banned Posts: 217 ✭✭Father Ted Crilly


    For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn. - Ernest Hemingway.

    Not mine but I guess it counts.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    She cried. He would never stop.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Heh...
    Look out, it's behind you! Aaagghhhh!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭Hildred


    Ghostly screams. From behind the wall.


    They're coming, to take me away.


    Move along. Nothing to see here.


    I am I said, nobody heard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 714 ✭✭✭Livvie


    Hildred wrote: »
    Ghostly screams. From behind the wall.


    They're coming, to take me away.


    Move along. Nothing to see here.


    I am I said, nobody heard.

    Really like the third. They're all good, mind - though Neil Diamond might have something to say about the last one. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,383 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    Drink! Shops. Ran out. 2 Trucks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭femur61


    Gone to war, never coming home.

    Helmuts on. Clash of the ash.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭Hildred


    So lost without my beloved . . . books.

    I am from nothing: empty space.

    I love snow, imagine those snowangels!

    Snow, covers all evidence of misdeeds.

    My mind is sponge, saturate it.

    Waves wash over dunes, starting afresh!

    Railroad sleepers tell some interesting stories.

    Rain falls. Heavy drops, like tears;
    Earth is weeping for its loss.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭Hildred


    Eyes reflect the world of dreams.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭Hildred


    Struggle and strife - succeed or die.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 216 ✭✭theboy1


    You don't win friends with salad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 349 ✭✭BabySlam


    Tired of life. Bye Bye,now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭Hildred


    Experience teaches us to fight back.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    This story is longer than six....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53 ✭✭Vernonymous


    Wake up. Eat more. Sleep tight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭SoftMicro


    married an angel, divorced a monster


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭Hildred


    Terry Pratchett. Gone to Ankh Morpork.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,001 ✭✭✭Radio5


    Your father? Sorry. She lied again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,283 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    My never-ending story is now over.

    Family will always let you down.

    Trouble with money has me sad.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Most six word stories are sad....

    That actually wasn't planned :D

    All alone. Phone rings. Happy now.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18 morriss003


    She cried when the condom broke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,883 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    I wouldn't, I couldn't, I did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭echo beach


    morriss003 wrote: »
    She cried when the condom broke.

    Thank God for morning after pill.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 198 ✭✭MagicHumanDoll


    He looked straight down the barrel.

    Lips moved, but sounds did not.

    She had won. It was over.

    I turned, saw it, then ran.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 80 ✭✭Redhenrun


    For Sale: Knife.. Unwanted wedding gift.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Too much. Can't stop. So ashamed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,122 ✭✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    Screams in the night fade away.

    He said. She disagreed. Surrender. Peace.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭WomanSkirtFan8


    Think Well. Do Well. Harm None.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    He died. Now his adventure begins.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 canttalk


    I laughed. I fell in love.

    Sad. In bed. Someone Help me.

    My children. Reason returns. Life renewed

    Sunlight. Warmth. Colours. Spirit metamorphosis. Rebirth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 641 ✭✭✭howardmarks


    Ham, cheese, onion, tomato. Toasted please


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Aw shucks! You really shouldn't have.

    (Or "Aw shucks! You shouldn't have." depending on how you count the words.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭femur61


    Appeal dismissed. Your're trespassing. Leave now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 93 ✭✭Pessimist


    Hairdresser required! Or a good hat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Walking in the woods. Birdsong everywhere.

    Picnic in the sun. What fun!

    With you, life is an adventure.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,694 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    I saw, I conquered, I came.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 Mike M.M.G


    "Bomb disposal experience? Unnecessary." Oops. BOOM!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,122 ✭✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    "Oooh new phone!" Slip, smash... cry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,635 ✭✭✭loubian


    "Lost at sea; he was free"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭exgp


    Difficult but I hope it works.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭exgp


    I saw, I conquered, I came.

    Vidi, vincit, veni. I may have met her also.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,283 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    My Life never even mattered, why?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,283 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Who is knocking at my door?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 142 ✭✭Rob094


    Unopened jumbo box of condoms. Expired.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,635 ✭✭✭loubian


    She's pulling at her ear again


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Many posts. Few stories. Failing experiment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    Graveside Funeral. Grieving Husband. Smiling Mourner.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    She found me again, oh dear!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    Old Woman, throws spectacles, into Ocean.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,283 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    She slapped me, I shot her.


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