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Silliest Place Names in Ireland

  • 02-03-2015 3:07pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭


    Haven't created a thread here in a while but just came up with this one, was watching one of these dull refurbishment programmes on RTE 1 last night, I think its called Room to Improve or something like that, but there was one particular area called Termonfeckin in County Louth, who in gods name came up with that, it sounds like it was named by someone with a poitin habit and a slight case of tourettes. Anyone know any oddly named places in Ireland?

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Has to be said.

    Muff.


    And by the way: Tearmann Feichín, means "Féchín's refuge''


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,506 ✭✭✭✭Xenji


    Emo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Cork


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    keano_afc wrote: »
    Cork

    Sounds like a floater.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Bray


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,420 ✭✭✭Lollipops23


    Newtownmountkennedy ftw.

    Although I'm from Swords which, since I moved abroad, I've realized sounds like something out of Game of Thrones.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 170 ✭✭Halfbaker


    Bastardstown.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,804 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Same as always.

    Ballycuntybollocks,Co.Laois.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Nobber. Bilboa. Elton. Oola. Carraigcitil. The River Goul. At the old Cross of Donoghmore about a half-hour outside Cork City, a signpost announces the lucky traveller's gateway to Bweeng, Stuake and New Tipperary.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,255 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Hackballscross.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,105 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Horse And Jockey

    Seriously?? WTF??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    Leitrim


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    newtwopothouse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,614 ✭✭✭Mozzeltoff


    Sneem.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Ballybunion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,813 ✭✭✭clintondaly


    Meanus


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    I always liked Ballinasack in Mullaghbawn.
    I can only assume Ball-In-A-Sack is Gaelic for scrotum

    Hackballscross as well. That whole south Armagh/north Louth region is historically obsessed with balls


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Chucken wrote: »
    Has to be said.

    Muff.

    Don't forget about their diving club :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Fartan Upper and Fartan Lower. Swellan Upper and Swellan Lower. All in Cavan.

    And of course another vote for Hackballcross!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭Roosterreid


    Borris-In-Ossory

    Twomileborris


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Bundle of Sticks Roundabout


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Chucken wrote: »
    Has to be said.

    Muff.


    And by the way: Tearmann Feichín, means "Féchín's refuge''

    What's so funny about a plain of land?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Don't forget about their diving club :D

    Which only exists on the internet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Which only exists on the internet.

    Everything on the internet is real


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 498 ✭✭Mallagio


    Spunkane Co.Kerry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,199 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    Tang, County Westmeath.
    Even better, in Irish it apparently means 'the tongue' :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Everything on the internet is real

    Muff Diving Club ain't


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭Roosterreid


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Everything on the internet is real

    The 'service station' is real though!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    The 'service station' is real though!
    It's gone too.

    Top Muff is now Texaco Muff.

    Take your playground humour somewhere else. :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Don't forget about their diving club :D
    What's so funny about a plain of land?

    Nothing at all :) I just knew someone would come along with the remark about the diving club!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    There's a wonderful place in East Limerick called Scragg. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Muff Diving Club ain't


    'Tis sure!

    http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Chucken wrote: »
    Nothing at all :) I just knew someone would come along with the remark about the diving club!

    It's like a red rag to a bull to me, some wanker in Bolivia in Cambodia or somewhere making money out of a lovely wee village, and them probably never even in The Squealin' Pig in their lives. Bastards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    It's like a red rag to a bull to me, some wanker in Bolivia in Cambodia or somewhere making money out of a lovely wee village, and them probably never even in The Squealin' Pig in their lives. Bastards.

    I propose the next After Hours Beers be in Muff :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Chucken wrote: »

    If you can get flippers and a snorkel off them charlatans, I'll sign you over my house and all my turf.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    The ironically named Jobstown


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Chucken wrote: »
    I propose the next After Hours Beers be in Muff :)

    AHers wouldn't like it, bars around there close at closing time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,830 ✭✭✭Cookie_Dough


    The Ring of Kerry. It just sounds wrong.


  • Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Although I'm from Swords which, since I moved abroad, I've realized sounds like something out of Game of Thrones.

    As does Kill :)

    Stillorgan is a good one ... or "Mickey Marbh" in Irish.

    Dingle always makes me smile too.

    And there's a place up the North called Ringrash Road :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Ballybecool


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭Anonymagician


    Hospital. Love the confusion when someone goes
    "where are ya now?"
    "Hospital"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,316 ✭✭✭circadian


    Red cow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    The ironically named Jobstown

    The equally ironic Prosperous


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Man O'War


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Hospital. Love the confusion when someone goes
    "where are ya now?"
    "Hospital"

    I remember being on a bus once going to Limerick City. An old lady boarded in Croom and the bus driver asked where she she was going. She says "Hospital".
    The bus driver burst out laughing saying that she was on the wrong bus. I laughed to myself but I don't think many others got it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,635 ✭✭✭donegal.


    right next to muff is the enigmatically named Burnfoot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Ballydehob :-) it always makes me smile,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,231 ✭✭✭marklazarcovic




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    I was in a place called Clones once. Everybody looked the same. Exact same features.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 140 ✭✭Tedddy


    Fagg0t Hill


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