"diva demands"

Robsweezie

a term often reserved for celebrities but do you have any specific demands or preferences in life that you
insist are obliged by others?? and would you lose your Sh1t if they aren't?

Señor Fancy Pants

If you go to the effort to make me toast, cut it into triangles or don't bother at all.

CruelCoin

If you bring me a beer, never ever bring it in a glass.

Put sugar in my coffee and a pox on your children.

A pasta dish had better have cheese on top! If not then i wish a lifetime of itchy underwear for you.

Menas

Do not disturb. Ever.

ash23

Don't smoke in my house or my car. Or my presence preferably.

The_Valeyard

I have my snickers, so that solves the problem.

Slicemeister

Don't piss on my shoes.

Grays Sports Almanac

Cook for me and I'll love you forever*.







*At least for the duration of the meal.

PandaPoo

ash23 wrote: »

Don't smoke in my house or my car. Or my presence preferably.

That's the complete opposite to a diva demand.

Dravokivich

Slicemeister wrote: »

Don't piss on my shoes.

....and tell me it's rainin'

Fuzzytrooper

CruelCoin wrote: »

Put sugar in my coffee and a pox on your children.

You demand a pox on my son while having coffee? Harsh.

padd b1975

No lumps in my mashed potatoes.

ash23

PandaPoo wrote: »

That's the complete opposite to a diva demand.

Oh you'd be surprised!

daRobot

Close your f*cking mouth when you're eating close to me.

That's my one and only demand.

Nucular Arms

Cover your mouth when you cough.

Had to give out to my mum recently about it, parents need discipline after all.

zl1whqvjs75cdy

If I'm at a friends house and they are offering coffee it needs to be good stuff. Preferably freshly ground beans. If someone puts a cup of that instant muck or nespresso ****e in front of me I won't drink it. I don't care if it's rude, it tastes like burnt water.

valoren

I will not eat a scone unless it will have real butter, strawberry jam and FULL fat whipped cream.

clever user name

If you put butter on any of my food it will promptly f**ked back at you!!

Thanks

CruelCoin

Fuzzytrooper wrote: »

You demand a pox on my son while having coffee? Harsh.

Thou shalt not ****tify coffee with sugar.

It is known.

GLaDOS

CruelCoin wrote: »

If you bring me a beer, never ever bring it in a glass.

Why would you not want your beer in a glass?

lazybones32

Don't talk to me in the morning...or at least don't expect me to interact with you until I've mentally woken up. Chatterboxes are most likely to suffer GBH before 9am in my company.

Saralee4

I love going on walks but if im going out on a night out, I am not walking far, we can get a cab. I don't mind in the summer but in winter no way. Im not getting my hair messed up in the wind and rain.

Its not really a diva demand, its just common sense or else its a waste of a blow dry

mikom

We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!

lazybones32

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Why would you not want your beer in a glass?

Beer is quite often best drank from the bottle it comes in...ice-cold. *gets Friday morning shakes*

libelula

If I buy a paper/magazine/book, and you read or even open it before I do, then may god have mercy on you...

Eutow

lazybones32 wrote: »

Beer is quite often best drank from the bottle it comes in...ice-cold. *gets Friday morning shakes*

I would rather a beer.

redfacedbear

You'd want to be a bloody good tea-maker if you expect me to drink a cup that you've made.

Aongus Von Bismarck

I always sit facing out towards the window when dining in the restaurant in work, and would have no hesitation in asking my dining companion to swap seats if they had taken the seat facing the window.

Facing out towards the window allows me to see the Frankfurt skyline. It reminds me of how far I've come and what I've achieved in my life. It's a view that inspires me to do my very best.

Your Superior

On work days I insist on eating lunch alone. It is my time to relax, enjoy a pleasant meal and perhaps a gin and tonic, without interruption. My lunch must be delivered, if I'm eating in my office, between noon and 12.15pm, and still be hot. Not warm, hot.

Jon Stark

If I get the stink of onions off someone I will tell them to remove themselves from my vicinity.

SuperGrover

Hot food a cold plate?

Up yours.

Cheshire Cat

libelula wrote: »

If I buy a paper/magazine/book, and you read or even open it before I do, then may god have mercy on you...

We must be related

AnonoBoy

Dravokivich wrote: »

....and tell me it's rainin'

That implies that it's ok to p*ss on your shoes as long as they don't tell you it's raining?

PandaPoo

lazybones32 wrote: »

Beer is quite often best drank from the bottle it comes in...ice-cold. *gets Friday morning shakes*

My mam always said never to drink from a bottle because rats could have pissed on it. Is that an Irish mammy thing or is mine just crazy?

razorblunt

If I'm eating my lunch at my work desk, that does not entitle you to "ask me a quick question". I didn't follow you round the shops on your lunch break to ask something "quickly".

NegativeCreep

Don't talk to me when I'm reading or listening to music. You may wait until I'm finished.

Don't ask to try my lunch and don't tell me how delicious it smells. I know its delicious, I made it.

Don't stand too close to me or touch me either.

anncoates

The only time I can really be a cnut is in a reactive sense.

I'm really bad at saying it right off the bat about the kind of things in this thread even if I feel them.

mazwell

Do not bring beans into my presence. If you must have beans, you must have them in your own time.

everlast75

I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming...

eviltwin

No one talk to me while I am in the bath, I don't care what is going on outside, no one disturbs me, that is my time

TheBeardedLady

I don't complain outwardly at all about stuff but you can expect me to be internally grumbling if I'm served **** coffee with lukewarm milk (and I'm not even talking instant here) or **** wine. Living here has spoiled me on that front. I used to be a real beer snob as well back in the day but that was knocked out of me since moving here as the beer is generally horrible.

I've been known to lose it (in my mind) a bit for people arriving late as well. Even 5 minutes late and I'm cursing them under my breath. I'm stupidly punctual, so punctual I usually get to places 15 minutes early. I'm a bit of an unforgiving Nazi about this tbh.

Boom_Bap

When I'm being served caviar I find it's an insult if not served on a mother of pearl spoon

Aongus Von Bismarck

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

I don't complain outwardly at all about stuff but you can expect me to be internally grumbling if I'm served **** coffee with lukewarm milk (and I'm not even talking instant here) or **** wine. Living here has spoiled me on that front. I used to be a real beer snob as well back in the day but that was knocked out of me since moving here as the beer is generally horrible.

I've been known to lose it (in my mind) a bit for people arriving late as well. Even 5 minutes late and I'm cursing them under my breath. I'm stupidly punctual, so punctual I usually get to places 15 minutes early. I'm a bit of an unforgiving Nazi about this tbh.

Being prompt and on time isn't diva like behaviour. It's good manners though, and to be commended. Few things annoy me more than tardiness. It's taking away from my time, an asset that we all have a limited and dwindling supply of.

DeanAustin

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I always sit facing out towards the window when dining in the restaurant in work, and would have no hesitation in asking my dining companion to swap seats if they had taken the seat facing the window.

Facing out towards the window allows me to see the Frankfurt skyline. It reminds me of how far I've come and what I've achieved in my life. It's a view that inspires me to do my very best.

You're fast becoming my favourite poster.

mad muffin

Get me snickers and take out all the nuts. And don't you be getting me Mars bars and telling me, it's snickers sans nuts. Or you won't work in this town again!

To Elland Back

It is NOT and NEVER will be, anyone else's remote control

everlast75

I am ALWAYS player 1.

It's my console dammit..


and you can have the crappy second controller too

I'm full of preferences and neuroses but I try not impose them on anyone else. The big one is don't be late. You have ten minutes grace, then I walk. I won't make a big thing about it, but I won't make appointments with you again and you'll have to make the effort to come to me to see me on my terms. I'll put up with most things out of manners, but I won't put up with being left standing around. Also neither eat nor smoke in my car if you want to leave it and still be on good terms with me.

I'd also prefer you gave me Barrys tea and not Lyons, but I'll let it go.

Cool_CM

Give me a Weißbier glass with my Weißbier.
Do not give me a half-pint glass.
Do not give me ice.

Katgurl

Do not pick up my handbag and put it on the floor. If you want to sit down beside me then hand me my handbag. I would not take your jacket from the chair and throw it on the ground. Sometimes I put my handbag on the table. If it has spent time on the ground I can no longer put it on the table, I have to start again with a new handbag. I may as well put my trainers on the table. So instead of making me explain all this just don't put my mother-f***ing handbag on the ground please.

Jawgap

when making tea the pot goes to the kettle - not the other way around.......

I get the second cup out of the pot - not the first.

.......and heaven protect the person who puts milk in my cup before the tea!