Cats: Are they evil?

0byme75341jo28

After spending the last fifteen minutes watching my kitten slaughter a catnip pillow I've come to the conclusion that he definitely has an evil streak. Doesn't stop me loving the little fúcker though.

Is your cat evil?

Tarzana2

No, they're just only semi-domesticated. So still have a certain wildness in them.

DrGreenthumb

Only the purrsian cats are

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cruais

http://wanna-joke.com/tag/pure-evil/

No....not evil at all....

iDave

They may very well be evil but I respect that more than attention seeking over-energetic dogs

Duggy747

If you die by your dog, it'll stay by your side.

If you die by your cat, it'll rob your wallet, claim the deeds to your house and car, distort your will enough so that nobody gets anything but the cat itself, sell your belongings, and then move abroad to live the high life with it's mistress.

And, most likely, have a laugh on a beach with a cocktail in it's paw about how it got away with your murder.

jimgoose

Some o' the we scunners are frae' Glesage, they'll set aboot ye:

https://flic.kr/p/9oPb2U

RomanKnows

Not evil.

You know who I always seem to find really dull and boring though? People who proclaim that they utterly despise cats, as if their completely irrational hatred of them is somehow a badge of online e-dweeb honour.

whiskeyman

The interwebz only exists because of peoples love and want to share cat pics to fellow cat lovers around the world, so no.... cats are not evil.

Aglomerado

Exactly. The internet is made of cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM

Mr. CooL ICE

Myself and cats have an unspoken agreement; they leave me alone and I leave them alone. We may have our differences, but I can't see how they can be evil.

Banjo String

My favourite various breeds of cats.

Karl Stein

RomanKnows wrote: »

You know who I always seem to find really dull and boring though? People who proclaim that they utterly despise cats, as if their completely irrational hatred of them is somehow a badge of online e-dweeb honour.

I suspect there's a degree of 'control freakery' in these rather dim folk too. Most cats aren't very good at taking orders and retain a self-reliant wild streak that some people dislike.

bodice ripper

ALL HAIL OUR KITTY OVERLORDS, AND BLESSED BE THEIR TINY FEET!

Generic Dreadhead

iDave wrote: »

They may very well be evil but I respect that more than attention seeking over-energetic dogs

You're gonna do well here

looksee

Lazy, peaceful tabby and mad, wild eyed skinny black cat (both neutered females). For some unfathomable reason tabby is alpha cat when it is feeding time, black cat is totally subordinate and waits her turn. However. At all other times black cat lays in wait for tabby and jumps on her in completely unprovoked attacks. Tabby looks bullied and put upon and usually goes and finds a high and unassailable spot. Other times she fights back with a good deal of hissing and quick spats of fighting, and black cat backs off. Otherwise they totally ignore each other.

Black cat is the one that climbs all over me though, and wants to be petted, the other one just sleeps, demands food, and sleeps again. Evil? Nah.

Ken.

People have pet dogs. Cats have pet humans.

Summer wind

When I was small we had a cat and I think he thought he was a dog. Any time I was upset about something he would come over and lick my hand and keep walking around me exactly like a dog.

my3cents

If we didn't have evil cats the Hamsters would stop running around in their wheels and the internet would stop running.

Hans Bricks

As much as we love Mr.Jenkins in the Brick's household, there is no doubt he would wait for us to burn to death until we're well done like a fillet steak

Micky Dolenz

Make no mistake, a cat would kill you and everyone you love, given half a chance.

RobertKK

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Make no mistake, a cat would kill you and everyone you love, given half a chance.

Says the Cat mod :P

Karl Stein

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Make no mistake, a cat would kill you and everyone you love, given half a chance.

Sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kjWBgA81LM

ancapailldorcha

No animal is evil. Except for spiders, earwigs and Lone Star ticks.

I like that we have an "Isis are evil" and a "are cats evil?" on the very same page

GLaDOS

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I like that we have an "Isis are evil" and a "are cats evil?" on the very same page

Are ISIS cats?

Hoop66

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

I've nothing against them mind, probably going to get two kittens for the girls now they're old enough to look after them. I would prefer dogs as I always had dogs when growing up, but we really haven't got the space for them.

Pumpkinseeds

looksee wrote: »

Lazy, peaceful tabby and mad, wild eyed skinny black cat (both neutered females). For some unfathomable reason tabby is alpha cat when it is feeding time, black cat is totally subordinate and waits her turn. However. At all other times black cat lays in wait for tabby and jumps on her in completely unprovoked attacks. Tabby looks bullied and put upon and usually goes and finds a high and unassailable spot. Other times she fights back with a good deal of hissing and quick spats of fighting, and black cat backs off. Otherwise they totally ignore each other.

Black cat is the one that climbs all over me though, and wants to be petted, the other one just sleeps, demands food, and sleeps again. Evil? Nah.

Sounds familliar. We've 4 of them.:D

Shenshen

How could this be evil?

Pumpkinseeds

Enjoy the thread while it lasts, it won't be long until the psycho's arrive advocating doing nasty things to cats.

Ken.

Shenshen wrote: »

How could this be evil?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=urturSNMgd0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urturSNMgd0

phater phagan

Cats are the most wonderful of creatures.

anncoates

They're less domesticated and more evolved hunters than dogs.

That said, the whole spiel that all cats have less personality or are less affectionate than dogs is wrong.

Rubberlegs

Cats are two faced, disloyal, bony,horrible yokes that go around with their arse holes on permanent display. Yuck.

anncoates

73Cat wrote: »

Cats are two faced, disloyal, bony,horrible yokes that go around with their arse holes on permanent display. Yuck.

Only If you're looking very closely.

osarusan

I love cats.

Their 'don't give a f**k'-ness is very endearing.

Pumpkinseeds

73Cat wrote: »

Cats are two faced, disloyal, bony,horrible yokes that go around with their arse holes on permanent display. Yuck.

You just haven't met the right cat.;)

Tarzana2

RomanKnows wrote: »

You know who I always seem to find really dull and boring though? People who proclaim that they utterly despise cats, as if their completely irrational hatred of them is somehow a badge of online e-dweeb honour.

Indeed. It's a vogueish thing to say these days. Now, if you have a phobia of them, fine, but otherwise kindly STFU.

Rubberlegs

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

You just haven't met the right cat.;)

:).
We have owned cats in the past, but honest to God, all it took was for someone else to start feeding them, and they were gone. One of them we spent a fortune on at the vets after it had an accident, only for it to feck off somewhere else. You'd meet them on the estate, for them to look at you all smug and slitty eyed!

phater phagan

Cats - it's apparent - are very smart and know when not to stay with people who don't deserve them.

Rubberlegs

phater phagan wrote: »

Cats - it's apparent - are very smart and know when not to stay with people who don't deserve them.

Whatever!

foxy farmer

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer!

corner of hells

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Sounds familliar. We've 4 of them.:D

Au contraire , the four of them have you.

BlaasForRafa

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Are ISIS cats?

Isis was the egyptian god of cats.

Another good reason to call the middle-eastern terrorists by their proper name, Daesh.

Smidge

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

No animal is evil. Except for spiders, earwigs and Lone Star ticks.

Earwigs, now there's a creature that has thankfully become less over the years.
I remember hating them as a kid, feckers seemed to have been everywhere then .

Shenshen

BlaasForRafa wrote: »

Isis was the egyptian god of cats.

Another good reason to call the middle-eastern terrorists by their proper name, Daesh.

Wasn't that Bastet?
I thought Isis was the mother-goddess, the one with the wings?

phater phagan

Isis was the daughter of God of the Earth.

BlaasForRafa

Shenshen wrote: »

Wasn't that Bastet?
I thought Isis was the mother-goddess, the one with the wings?

Ah your right, I got the two mixed up.

Anyone that has more than 2 cats is in danger of this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3LQquj6gKU

DEFTLEFTHAND

I've always loved them, obviously they're adorable looking but they're also strong willed and assertive as well as being capable of showing genuine love and affection to their owners. It takes time to win their trust and they'll never forgive people who mistreat them, a very proud and dignified animal.

Pumpkinseeds

Shenshen wrote: »

Wasn't that Bastet?
I thought Isis was the mother-goddess, the one with the wings?

You're right. Bastet was known as the soul of Isis.

Ann22

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote:

I've always loved them, obviously they're adorable looking but they're also strong willed and assertive as well as being capable of showing genuine love and affection to their owners. It takes time to win their trust and they'll never forgive people who mistreat them, a very proud and dignified animal.

What a lovely way to describe them...that was really nice😊