Madonna's backflip

DrGreenthumb

Anyone catch Madonnas back flip on the brits had me in stitches,
some one pulled the cape away and she went on her ear but she appeared to bounce back like a virgin after being touched for the very first time

Tombi!

Is this about her doing a proper backflip or a metaphor?

mobby

yep....... fell around the place laughing. and she trying to look so cool. in fairness she continued on but LOL I did.

jos28

Couldn't help laughing

The Moldy Gowl

How can she do a backflip and land on her ear?

A Dub in Glasgo

DrGreenthumb

Here is the video backflip might have been a bit of a exaggeration, lets called it skull dragged

A Dub in Glasgo

You can see in the clip that she tries to untie the cape and the guy planned to pull it off her. Looks like she failed to untie the cape in time!

donvito99

Poor woman's already on her second hip.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

At least she didnt have her arse flaps hanging out.

Specialun

Im surprised she did evaporate into dust

DrGreenthumb

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

How can she do a backflip and land on her ear?

Just ask anyone of these fine specimans of humanity

vicwatson

Oh Madge, how mortifying :P

A Dub in Glasgo

Papers are quick tonight

https://twitter.com/suttonnick/status/570714053515067393/photo/1

https://twitter.com/suttonnick/status/570714487428407296/photo/1

blacklilly

I wouldn't fancy being the person that's going to receive her wrath after that!

Charlie19

She'll be like a bull.

Charlie19

blacklilly wrote: »

I wouldn't fancy being the person that's going to receive her wrath after that!

Sure the dancers all had the same mask on.

Hans Bricks

Eugh Madonna. Willem Dafoe in a wig

housetypeb

The fellow in charge of the lip syncing was on the ball though.

DrGreenthumb

I was going to keep this to myself but after this thread I thought I'd share, I recently spent a evening with Madge and here is a picture of my knob afterwards

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Desolation Of Smug

She is 78. Fair fecks to her. And she's singing to a big crowd. You all jelly. Show us your backflip, then chuck stones...

Hooked

Thread needs moar puns!

Yellowblackbird

This is all CGI. Madonna actually died in 1997. It's a backflip this week, next week she'll be flying across the sky and then to Jupiter.

caustic 1

How come rolling stones can continue to perform but Madge to me just looks past it.

Desolation Of Smug

caustic 1 wrote: »

How come rolling stones can continue to perform but Madge to me just looks past it.

Too much keep-fit. Drugs, sex and booze preserve you better.

Hooked

Too much material, girl.

Nodin

jos28 wrote: »

Couldn't help laughing

As long as she didn't land on the recording, the show can go on.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Good stuff.

DrGreenthumb

Hooked wrote: »

Too much material, girl.

did that pop into your head like a ray of light or did it take you 4 minutes to come up with that, i'm sure this story will make the cover of Vogue

Reggie.

A bit of velcro could have saved alot of grief there

delw

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Meangadh

It's her own fault for not untying the cape on time, the dancer fella probably was supposed to pull it off of her at that exact time.

Unless the wardrobe person messed up and tied it too tight. If so, I'd just go into hiding now if I was her/him.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Meangadh wrote: »

It's her own fault for not untying the cape on time, the dancer fella probably was supposed to pull it off of her at that exact time.

Unless the wardrobe person messed up and tied it too tight. If so, I'd just go into hiding now if I was her/him.

It looked like it was ripped from her at the right time. Her own bloomin fault.

Dep!

Thread is badly lacking in Memes.

Dont let me down internet!

hollster2

Dr. Mantis Toboggan wrote: »

At least she didnt have her arse flaps hanging out.

ah I couldnt stop laughing after reading that :pac::pac:

fleet_admiral

If you look closely, you can see pull her zimmer frame with her

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!



https://vine.co/v/O2KZvjdx5Ew

DrGreenthumb

Dep! wrote: »

Thread is badly lacking in Memes.

Dont let me down internet!

i'm sure I'll come up with some better ones later

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valoren

She'll be True Blue after that hopper. Black and Blue!

myshirt

An elderly lady falling over... yeah that's funny.

NachoBusiness

She's just copying this from a few weeks back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUg-wBSEmk

Lingua Franca

Ze fallen Madonna with ze big boobies.

cruais

Poor auld madge,
She fell on her back and damaged her crack,
But shes relieved it wasnt her vadge

Richard tea

myshirt wrote: »

An elderly lady falling over... yeah that's funny.

Welcome to the internet. Now please leave:p

fleet_admiral

myshirt wrote: »

An elderly lady falling over... yeah that's funny.

I was queing at the ATM the other day when an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over

retro:electro

She's lucky she wasn't killed!! Unlike the dancer who is gonna be annihilated after pulling her down ha ha RIP young dancer you'll be missed x

imagine her going to her dressing room after the song it would be like Bishop Brennan in Father Ted going to kick Ted up the arse with the cape billowing in the wind behind him

wil

Hooked wrote: »

Thread needs moar puns!

Allo allo.


Anyway, it all looked a bit staged.

I guess she'll die another day, another day...

mosstin

This was at the Brits, wasn't it? If Jarvis was there, he could have picked her up. Help The Aged, right?

I don't know why really, but Madonna strikes me as a very cold person.

Anyway, I hope she didn't hurt herself. That's a bad fall for someone over 80.

Nodin

Candie wrote: »

I don't know why really, but Madonna strikes me as a very cold person.

Anyway, I hope she didn't hurt herself. That's a bad fall for someone over 80.

Doubtless the botox will help prevent serious injury.

Nodin

Nodin wrote: »

Doubtless the botox will help prevent serious injury.

It won't, but at least we'll be spared the pained expression.