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CGP management Ltd

  • 15-02-2015 11:06pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16


    Hi Is everyone happy with this huge charge also do people think we could do just a good job between are selves just think the fee is a little high anyone else have any thoughts on this


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    What?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Coal.
    Gas.
    Prostitutes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭ben.schlomo


    toxytag wrote: »
    Hi Is everyone happy with this huge charge also do people think we could do just a good job between are selves just think the fee is a little high anyone else have any thoughts on this

    Ya i enjoy the charge, if anything i think 'are selves' should pay double, great management, second only to Trapattoni.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    I have used them in the past to manage, erm, stuff for me and have always been very good with their servicings. They certainly did manage to manage my mangement issues though I imagine they'd have managed better if I'd managed to explain what it was I wanted managing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Right, I'm starting a fecking march. Another charge we can't afford.

    Shame on you! Shame on you! Bloody midget parasites.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Ahhh, I get it. The OP is someone who thinks everyone on t'interweb is in Dublin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Arse shelves?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,156 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Sorry you've lost me?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,194 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    If by whiskey, you mean are CGP the very epitome of Freemasonry and elitism, charging the poor punter through the nose for a thin veneer of "Management" and little else, while investing the vast fortune thus ill-gotten in Russian Cocaine Fields and Botswanan Hoor-Factories, then I should say I wholeheartedly support whatever it is you're on about.

    If however by whiskey, you mean are CGP an honest bunch of oul' craturs doing the very best they can in this corrupt little cesspit of a jurisdiction, battling valiantly day-in and day-out to bring you, dear reader, the very finest Management experience lots of money can purchase, and not a Hoor-Factory in sight, then I should most certainly agree but in all probity Prime Minister we can hardly say so.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    toxytag wrote: »
    anyone else have any thoughts on this

    I'm just wondering where have you been since 2007? Because such helpful in-depth and insightful analysis on your part, leaves us all craving for more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    jimgoose wrote: »
    If by whiskey, you mean are CGP the very epitome of Freemasonry and elitism, charging the poor punter through the nose for a thin veneer of "Management" and little else, while investing the vast fortune thus ill-gotten in Russian Cocaine Fields and Botswanan Hoor-Factories, then I should say I wholeheartedly support whatever it is you're on about.

    If however by whiskey, you mean are CGP an honest bunch of oul' craturs doing the very best they can in this corrupt little cesspit of a jurisdiction, battling valiantly day-in and day-out to bring you, dear reader, the very finest Management experience lots of money can purchase, and not a Hoor-Factory in sight, then I should most certainly agree but in all probity Prime Minister we can hardly say so.

    This.



    What the hell is thread about?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    This.



    What the hell is thread about?

    Cold.
    Gas.
    Pipes.

    Duh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,642 ✭✭✭cml387


    Cinema and General Publicity.

    They were the crowd that did the ads before the film.

    Remember film of some random supermarket were shown, with a voice saying "For all your grocery needs shop HERE " over which the name of the actual local shop would appear. Many premises advertised seem to be "just a few paces from this cinema".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Arse elves ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    They managed me good and proper. Proper management crowd they are. Managed the sh!t outta me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    When I die, I want my remains scattered in Disneyland.

    Also, I don't want to be cremated.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,194 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    When I die, I want my remains scattered in Disneyland.

    Also, I don't want to be cremated.

    Two words: shaped charges.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Ah, chronic gas problems management.

    Take some charcoal tablets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Will we all have some Cake ?

    21/25



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    I wasnt even thinking about cake but I am now. Gwan so.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Has anyone figured out what this is about yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,194 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Stheno wrote: »
    Has anyone figured out what this is about yet?

    Easter is neither early nor late this year, it's bang on-time. It's all to do with Our Lord rolling back his tombstone on the third day - if he sees his own shadow, there'll be six more weeks of Lent.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    All 13,000 Gardai arrested the OP at the same time this morning over this thread and there was a secret show trial where Denis O'Brien was Judge Judy and Executioner. We won't be enlightened any time soon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Hey guys - any of you have a favourite cubicle at work?

    I do and it really annoys me when it's occupied when I head in for my afternoon dump. I'm all like, "Hey bub - that's my throne you're crapping on there. Go find your own!"

    Am I right?

    This guy knows what I'm talking about.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 322 ✭✭Apolloyon


    I too have a favourite baby bear that is so cold he's like an icicle. I call him Ambrose. We sing songs together on moonlit evenings.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Chucken wrote: »
    Ahhh, I get it. The OP is someone who thinks everyone on t'interweb is in Dublin.
    Stheno wrote: »
    Has anyone figured out what this is about yet?

    Yes. It's a Dublin thing. Betcha.;)


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Chucken wrote: »
    Yes. It's a Dublin thing. Betcha.;)

    Not one I know of.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Not one I know of.

    You, Madam, are wrong!
    Cgp Management Limited was set up on Fri the 10th of Sep 2004 in Dublin 16.

    http://www.solocheck.ie/Irish-Company/Cgp-Management-Limited-390875


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]



    I can't be wrong :p

    I don't know of it!


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    I can't be wrong :p

    I don't know of it!

    Me either and I'm in Dublin too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    I can't be wrong :p

    I don't know of it!

    Whoopsa issss wrongggg, na na na na na :p


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Stheno wrote: »
    Me either and I'm in Dublin too

    Looks like a management company for a specific property complex, rather than a dublin thing!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭CJ Haughey


    Looks like a management company for a specific property complex, rather than a dublin thing!

    We better google it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    CJ Haughey wrote: »
    We better google it.

    Please hurry. HURRY!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭CJ Haughey


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Please hurry. HURRY!

    Give me a chance, trust me if its true on google its definate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    CJ Haughey wrote: »
    Give me a chance, trust me if its true on google its definate.

    How many times do you get to Google it?

    Cos I already Googled it today. It might have its quota of Google?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭CJ Haughey


    Chucken wrote: »
    How many times do you get to Google it?

    Cos I already Googled it today. It might have its quota of Google?

    I will google how many times one can google and report back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    CJ Haughey wrote: »
    I will google how many times one can google and report back.

    Is that even possible? Mind blown.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    CJ Haughey wrote: »
    I will google how many times one can google and report back.


    Good man!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Googled it yesterday,still no response.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,642 ✭✭✭cml387


    kneemos wrote: »
    Googled it yesterday,still no response.

    Did you try Bing?
    Nobody ever tries Bing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    cml387 wrote: »
    Did you try Bing?
    Nobody ever tries Bing.

    It just keeps giving links to White Christmas, Bob Hope, and The Road to...movies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    cml387 wrote: »
    Did you try Bing?
    Nobody ever tries Bing.

    Thought he was dead tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    I asked Siri. He gave me this

    http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057381552/1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    CJ Haughey wrote: »
    I will google how many times one can google and report back.

    How many googles have you done since posting this? Are we near the end yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Look guys. This is very important to the OP. Can we all put our googles together and solve this mystery.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Look guys. This is very important to the OP. Can we all put our googles together and solve this mystery.

    I dont want to wear my Google out. So sorry, I cant be part of this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    I googled too much and something came out of my pants!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 130 ✭✭stevestevenson



    Correct. CGP is the management company in Charlesland Grove & Park down Greystones way. I live there, and it's quite lovely :)

    - but if OP and his gang of Arse elves intend taking over running it then I'm moving. :eek:


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