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    #5252
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    and what about the driving with no insurance offence?

    Expunged from the record


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    #5253
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,039 ✭✭✭✭neris


    feck this im out. have a good weekend everyone


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    #5254
    [Deleted User]
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    bjork wrote: »
    Expunged from the record

    Pulse system intervention required


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    #5255
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Moncrieff talking about a guy who got insurance from the scene of his accident, doesn't beat st. Bernadette here. The guy was convicted.


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    #5256
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,197 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    The guy selling the reminder service for €70 will probably have a black Friday for his companies share price today following the news that she was sorted.


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    #5257
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    CarrickMcJoe wrote: »
    Moncrieff talking about a guy who got insurance from the scene of his accident, doesn't beat st. Bernadette here. The guy was convicted.

    Moncrieff´s power isn´t a patch on joes


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    #5258
    sudzs
    Registered Users Posts: 8,718 ✭✭✭sudzs


    Drive around for 4 weeks oblivious to the fact that you have no insurance, crash into the back of another car full of passengers, insurance renewed retrospectively.... hahaha hahahah hahahaha, shur it's a great laugh Joe! :rolleyes:


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    #5259
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Faughnan scoffed at reports of delays a few months ago


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    #5260
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,197 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    If only the NCT had a system where a paper disc could be placed on your car windscreen indicating when the NCT was due, it would be even better if you could bring your car for it's NCT 3 months earlier than its due date.


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    #5261
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,197 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Penalty points was always there Joseph.


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    #5262
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,878 ✭✭✭signostic


    Joe must be vying for the top job with the road safety authority...


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    #5263
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,775 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    signostic wrote: »
    Joe must be vying for the top job with the road safety authority...

    He has a large set of boots to fill.

    He'd fail the NCT with a full boot, though. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #5264
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,197 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    I can imagine the condition of lights and tyres if there was no NCT bad enough as it is.


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    #5265
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    He has a large set of boots to fill.
    These boots?
    getimage.jpg


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    #5266
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,197 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Garages doing it would be a licence to print money, "...you need XYZ done mate, we will do it for you here."


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    #5267
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,775 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Garages doing it would be a licence to print money, "...you need XYZ done mate, we will do it for you here."

    There are non-workshops do tests only in the UK, so they have no incentive to fail for work-creation. Local authorities also have testing centres you can take your car or van to, if you so desire. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #5268
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    bad line there


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    #5269
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Helpful hints


    If you got in to an accident with no insurance, that was your fault


    Forget Saul::Better call Joe


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    #5270
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,197 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    UK MOT costs €76.16 (£54.85)

    https://www.gov.uk/getting-an-mot/mot-test-fees


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    #5271
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    MAn gets headaches


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    #5272
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Patrick went on fire


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    #5273
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,834 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Carbon monoxide poisoning ?


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    #5274
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A superser? Surely you can smell the gas


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    #5275
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,834 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    snubbleste wrote: »
    A superser? Surely you can smell the gas

    He must not have had the magic cup of water on top.


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    #5276
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Who came- fibregade or ambellance?


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    #5277
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,197 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
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    Similar to "Joe my house went on fire, I should have purchased a fire alarm"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB4VO1dXsdo


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    #5278
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,775 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Danger - Not To Be Operated By Feckwits 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #5279
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    This was not on the promo


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    #5280
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,834 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Top tip from the caller, if they say it's to be in a well ventilated place, then put it in a well ventilated place.

    How is this a helpful hint ?


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    #5281
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    I thought it was odourless


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