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Sh1t you can't do

  • 07-02-2015 11:03pm
    #1
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    can't tie knots or shoelaces. never really learned how.

    what can't you do?


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Give birth.


  • #3
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Menstruate.


  • #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Drive a space ship


  • #5
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    walk away


  • #6
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Lactate.


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  • #7
    dpofloinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭dpofloinn


    Give a ****


  • #8
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I never developed the ability to whistle.


  • #9
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Remember dates. Birthdays, national holidays, whatever. The number of days in each month even.


  • #10
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    walk away
    Get that fcuking Cast song out of my head now.:mad:


  • #11
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    can't tie knots or shoelaces. never really learned how.

    what can't you do?

    Do you have to wear slip ons all the time or do you get people to tie your laces for you?


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  • #12
    moleyv
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,580 ✭✭✭moleyv


    I can't turn left...


  • #13
    mickdw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,688 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Public speaking


  • #14
    ectoraige
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭ectoraige


    Click my fingers.


  • #15
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    Play any sort of musical instrument


  • #16
    Tasden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    Roll my Rs


  • #17
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    can't tie knots or shoelaces. never really learned how.

    what can't you do?

    Quote a post properly

    .


  • #18
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,288 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Love ladies, they's all think I'm a monster :(


  • #19
    Daenarys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 276 ✭✭Daenarys


    Wee standing up


  • #20
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Have an abortion in Ireland. Thanks a bunch, Enda Kenny. :rolleyes:


  • #21
    lazybones32
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,647 ✭✭✭lazybones32


    Sneeze with my eyes open.




    I aim high in life...


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  • #22
    Potential Underachiever
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,989 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    Anyone mentioned constipation yet?


  • #23
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Celia Flabby Seed wrote: »
    Have an abortion in Ireland. Thanks a bunch, Enda Kenny. :rolleyes:

    Fear not. There's always a flight to London to make mad laws seem even more mad.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A double under skip.

    Fcuking thing is my nemesis.


  • #25
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Algerba and speelings.


  • #26
    Potential Underachiever
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,989 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    Cartwheels or backflips.


  • #27
    stmol32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    I can't tell me left from me right.

    I get it after a while but I can't instinctively give directions in a car and say go right without thinking about it for about half a minute.

    I'm kinda hoping at least a few people have this issue.


  • #28
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Masturbate without crying


  • #29
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,604 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Dónal wrote: »
    Give birth.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3sLhnDJJn0


  • #30
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,051 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    A proper wolf whistle, one of my big regrets in life, am unreasonably jealous of those who can.


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  • #31
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Still can't make my head explode by holding my breath and puffing out my cheeks...no matter how hard I try.


  • #32
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,051 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    Still can't make my head explode by holding my breath and puffing out my cheeks...no matter how hard I try.
    If you hold your nose and blow very hard you could burst an eardrum though.

    Not sure if that helps......


  • #33
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    I can't read the time on non digital clocks. It's why my phone is also my watch.


  • #34
    tom_tarbucket
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,083 ✭✭✭tom_tarbucket


    a guinness one


  • #35
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,604 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    Remember dates. Birthdays, national holidays, whatever. The number of days in each month even.
    The Synod of Ráth Breasail (also known as Rathbreasail) (Irish: Sionad Ráth Bhreasail) was an Irish national church council which took place in Ireland in 1111


  • #36
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Drive :(


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  • #37
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    Thank myself.


  • #38
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Can't fart without expelling air


  • #39
    humbert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Jump, in the White Men Can't Jump sense.


  • #40
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    foggy_lad wrote: »
    Can't fart without expelling air
    Tantric flatulation.
    Have you tried meditation?


  • #41
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    Drive :(

    Me neither. Hoping to resolve that soon though.


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  • #42
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I can't straighten my right arm completely over my head because my shoulder stops it I think.


  • #43
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    If you hold your nose and blow very hard you could burst an eardrum though.

    Not sure if that helps......

    Speak up, I can't hear you...


  • #44
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,051 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    Speak up, I can't hear you...
    Try the other ear, you probably only burst one....


  • #45
    CJ Haughey
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭CJ Haughey


    A shandy


  • #46
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    stmol32 wrote: »
    I can't tell me left from me right.

    I get it after a while but I can't instinctively give directions in a car and say go right without thinking about it for about half a minute.

    I'm kinda hoping at least a few people have this issue.

    My mother has that, its hilarious.


  • #47
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    I can't swim, I can't sing, I can't get no satisfaction.


  • #48
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    I can't whistle.


  • #49
    BehindTheScenes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 354 ✭✭BehindTheScenes


    I can't hang myself and **** at the same time, i could do it but am just to afraid that I'd end up like yer man from inxs. I'd die of embarrassment if my Ma found me like that!


  • #50
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,839 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Knit.


  • #51
    Deco99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,642 ✭✭✭Deco99


    I cant use a knife or fork in my left hand. I have to cut with the knife in right hand and switch when I go to use the fork. My left just holds the one im not using.


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