Very mild super powers.

Ghost Buster

Popular comedic musician David O Doherty has a whimsical ditty listing his very mild super powers.
I can perfectly gauge exactly how much pasta to cook for any number of people so as to satisfy their hunger whilst avoiding wasteful leftovers.
What's your very mild super power?

Fr_Dougal

I do a great mass.

frag420

I'm mildly invisible.....like the predator!

You know I'm there....

The Backwards Man

I make great tea.

Hate the stuff, but I make it good

Banjo String

I can levitate my knob.

Fat Christy

I can open a bra in 0.2 seconds with one hand. I can also run in high heels. If they're not superpowers, tell me what is?

Diddley Squat

Very mild super powers.


- well it's just 'powers' then, nothing super

john the one

I am deadly with throwing knives.




P.s. I have never thrown a knife but if I did I would be deadly with it

Birneybau

Hollywood endings, every time.

Banjo String

Fat Christy wrote: »

I can open a bra in 0.2 seconds with one hand. I can also run in high heels. If they're not superpowers, tell me what is?

Opening it with no hands?

Also, pics or gtfo.

tomwaterford

Birneybau wrote: »

Hollywood endings, every time.

pfft....hollyoaks endings

GLaDOS

Fat Christy wrote: »

I can open a bra in 0.2 seconds with one hand. I can also run in high heels. If they're not superpowers, tell me what is?

The thread is about mild superpowers, these are actual superpowers

Señor Fancy Pants

I can make a whole packet of Jersey Cream biscuits disappear.

Luke92

Can last ages having sex. Don't understand how the average man lasts only 3 to 5 mins. Like is that a true statistic? It couldn't be!

super_furry

I can make incredible breakfast pancakes.

Ghost Buster

I have an almost 100% success rate at finding Wally.

Fat Christy

Luke92 wrote: »

Can last ages having sex. Don't understand how the average man lasts only 3 to 5 mins. Like is that a true statistic? It couldn't be!

I don't know about anyone else but I've been jackhammered plenty of times!

lulu1

When I decide to go shopping I know I'm going to overspend even before I leave the house

castletownman

I can always guess how many jellybeans are in a jar, and not always be right.

pollyannawins

I'm so lonely

efb

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Popular comedic musician David O Doherty has a whimsical ditty listing his very mild super powers.
I can perfectly gauge exactly how much pasta to cook for any number of people so as to satisfy their hunger whilst avoiding wasteful leftovers.
What's your very mild super power?

thats a superpower???

john the one

Luke92 wrote: »

Can last ages having sex. Don't understand how the average man lasts only 3 to 5 mins. Like is that a true statistic? It couldn't be!

You must be a woman if you can last ages having sex

Ghost Buster

efb wrote: »

thats a superpower???

A very mild one.
Very mild.

Ghost Buster

Im eerily accurate at setting the temperature just right first try on a shower I have never used before

Señor Fancy Pants

efb wrote: »

thats a superpower???

What's yours? No wait, let me guess. Is it 'thread ruining'. Yeah I bet it's thread ruining, am I right? Is it thread ruining? Do you do that much, thread ruining like?

Yeah I bet I'm right. Thread ruining....aaaawwww yyyeeeaaahhhh dayum I'm good.

efb

Truffle Pig wrote: »

What's yours? No wait, let me guess. Is it 'thread ruining'. Yeah I bet it's thread ruining, am I right? Is it thread ruining? Do you do that much, thread ruining like?

Yeah I bet I'm right. Thread ruining....aaaawwww yyyeeeaaahhhh dayum I'm good.

you must have it too...

Señor Fancy Pants

efb wrote: »

you must have it too...

Nope....Jersey Creams thing. That's mine.

efb

Ghost Buster wrote: »

A very mild one.
Very mild.

calvita?

thats not cheese, and the op's talent isn't a superpower, than chefs are the league of freekin justice

Fathom

I can jump!

check_six

USB cables. Right way up. Every time.

The Diabolical Monocle

sometimes when Im cycling with headphones on

I can tell exactly where Ill be at the end. of. a. song.

Lyaiera

I don't stop kettles from boiling by looking at them.

efb

check_six wrote: »

USB cables. Right way up. Every time.

Awesome

SterlingArcher

I can make people yawn by yawning myself..

Yeah had to turn down professor xavier, I'm a lone wolf. Had to go into hiding amongst you mere mortals,couldn't let such a power fall into the wrong hands.

nullzero

Before every payday I correctly predict that my colleagues and I will all feel short changed by our pay slips.

Ghost Buster

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

sometimes when Im cycling with headphones on

I can tell exactly where Ill be at the end. of. a. song.

Plageurism Boy!!!!!!! IS THAT YOU?

Turtyturd

100% record of picking the correct sock for each foot on the first attempt.

jamesbere

I can stop a microwave with 1 second to spare and I can also drop toast butter side up every time.

StewartGriffin

If I wake up in the night, I still know what time it is, usually to within 3 minutes. :cool:

jacksie66

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Steve F

Luke92 wrote: »

Can last ages having sex. Don't understand how the average man lasts only 3 to 5 SECONDS. Like is that a true statistic? It couldn't be!

I've fixed your typo there Luke

whatdoicare

No matter how much or how little I buy in Aldi my bill always comes to euro 54.35. Every time.

Ghost Buster

whatdoicare wrote: »

No matter how much or how little I buy in Aldi my bill always comes to euro 54.35. Every time.

Pm sent, I want you to do my Christmas shop next year

Rosie Rant

I can pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time. When I've gotten to know someone well, I can read their mind. When watching something, I can predict what's going to happen next - almost most of the time . I make incredible sandwiches. I can do the moonwalk.

OwaynOTT

I can always tell when a car is coming in the other direction on a bend in the rural road leading to our house.

DubiousV

Wake up 10 mins before alarm every morning, so guess the superpower is managing to feel cheated out of sleep, every...single...time.....

Betty Bloggs

Avoidance - I can completely and purposefully push important things I need to do out of my mind whilst I distract myself for days or weeks with other things, until the deadline is nearly up or sometimes already up for the thing in question. Surely that's a skill of some sort? Not in any shape or form a useful skill, but a skill nonetheless I think..

BeerWolf

I've got a talent of knowing the time, within 5 minutes of accuracy, anytime of the day or night... without having any clocks around. And by extension, when timers are about to end.

*Looks to the stars*

:pac:

Fuzzytrooper

Hyper-Efficient Kidneys (I pee a lot).

Ghost Buster

I have the ability to prevent light which has travelled 93 million miles from reaching the Earths surface.

Neyite

I can kiss it better.