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Gwyneth paltrow steams her vagina ..

  • 29-01-2015 8:26pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭


    https://drjengunter.wordpress.com/2015/01/27/gwyneth-paltrow-says-steam-your-vagina-an-obgyn-says-dont/

    I can't stop laughing.


    What an actual expert says.
    Steam isn’t going to get into your uterus from your vagina unless you are using an attachment with some kind of pressure and MOST DEFINITELY NEVER EVER DO THAT.
    Mugwort or wormwood or whatever when steamed, either vaginally or on the vulva, can’t possibly balance any reproductive hormones, regulate your menstrual cycle, treat depression, or cure infertility Even steamed estrogen couldn’t do that.
    If you want to feel relaxed get a good massage.
    If you want to relax your vagina, have an orgasm.
    Maybe tomorrow I’ll tackle sex bark


    This woman gives me endless ****s and giggles.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Lord almighty. What has Gwyneth's vagina ever done to her?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭username000


    Christ, I've often gotten a steam burn on he arm or hand from cooking. Imagine it on the lady garden! Yikes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ShazGV


    She is an odd fish, that one.

    I try to ignore her Goop-iness for the most part (or it'd annoy me far too much), I don't like the fact that she seems to act like she knows more than the experts. I find her quite condescending.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Lord almighty. What has Gwyneth's vagina ever done to her?
    She steamed her own clam!


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There is nothing more entertaining than a complete twit convinced of their own wisdom with an audience for their asinine ramblings.

    Christ, I hope I'm not one of them!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Candie wrote: »
    There is nothing more entertaining than a complete twit convinced of their own wisdom with an audience for their asinine ramblings.

    Christ, I hope I'm not one of them!

    Some of these people advocating procedures don't even do them themselves.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Some of these people advocating procedures don't even do them themselves.
    For the purposes of my entertainment ...OH YES SHE DOES ! :-P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Her brain cells seem to have had a conscious uncoupling too.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty



    Have a VAX steam cleaner the I can get fragranced water for so I'll use that instead.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,439 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    At least there are no contraception worries from this form of sexual play..
    Better the steamer shooting its load and all that!

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    At least there are no contraception worries from this form of sexual play..
    Better the steamer shooting its load and all that!

    Maybe since she broke up with Chris she needed some hot and steamy action.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭username000


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Maybe since she broke up with Chris she needed some hot and steamy action.

    Could it have been getting dried out?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭The Masculinist


    Crazy! I do think women should take a bath to wash it out properly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,449 ✭✭✭✭pwurple


    Crazy! I do think women should take a bath to wash it out properly.

    You'd have a tough time washing your uterus in a bath!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    I always that Gwyneth Paltrow was smoking hot but this takes the p1ss altogether.


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