Help me name my cat

veryangryman · 24-01-2015 8:55pm #1

Ive got a new kitten. The kennel club call her Lisa but I think thats a gammy name. Most pets ive ever had are alled <something>ey Like Ruby, Flopsy, that sort of thing.

Im open minded though. Suggestions.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 24-01-2015 8:56pm

Margaret.

the dark phantom · 24-01-2015 8:56pm

Call her Boro after Boards.

Banjo String · 24-01-2015 8:57pm

Call her butthole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH9qnOb9ghc

circadian · 24-01-2015 8:57pm

Dog.

24-01-2015 8:57pm

Pauline
Or Fionnuala

Manach · 24-01-2015 8:58pm

Master, as that is what he believes his role in life is.

SEPT 23 1989 · 24-01-2015 8:58pm

Barbera

AndonHandon · 24-01-2015 8:58pm

In before 'pussy'.

Son Of A Vidic · 24-01-2015 9:02pm

veryangryman wrote: »

Help me name my cat

NotADog.

JanaMay · 24-01-2015 9:04pm

I like Lisa.

Iranoutofideas · 24-01-2015 9:06pm

Adrian. Sorry Rocky IV is on and eh...see my username

GalwayGrrrrrl · 24-01-2015 9:06pm

Austin Me-ow-ers. I would have loved to call our cat that but I was outvoted.

garp · 24-01-2015 9:06pm

You could call it "Fu*K *ff"
note: I don't like cats.

MarkAnthony · 24-01-2015 9:06pm

Sir Mittens Fluffytop III

dimsumss · 24-01-2015 9:06pm

ginger

24-01-2015 9:06pm

I know a lunamatic who has a cat called mouse

Totofan99 · 24-01-2015 9:07pm

Sampras. Ya know. Cats... Tennis... That whole connection there.

Sheep Lover · 24-01-2015 9:08pm

Call the cat "Syndrome"

So when it jumps up on things you can go "Down, Syndrome".... and people will look at you like you're a bastard.

24-01-2015 9:09pm

Pussykins

antodeco · 24-01-2015 9:09pm

Mousey

veryangryman · 24-01-2015 9:10pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I know a lunamatic who has a cat called mouse

Maybe I should just call it "You". Works for all situations.

Aongus Von Bismarck · 24-01-2015 9:14pm

Chairman Meow.

Yamanoto · 24-01-2015 9:14pm

Professor Pussum or Dr. Pishwish

The Peanut · 24-01-2015 9:15pm

Sister has two cats called Chairman Meow and Pussy Galore. Feel free to use.

Edit: As above. And above again.

Edit again: Waits for Sheep Lover to ask has Chairman Meow been mentioned.

darrcow · 24-01-2015 9:15pm

minge

Zaph · 24-01-2015 9:15pm

Smelly Cat

Sheep Lover · 24-01-2015 9:15pm

Has Chairman Meow been mentioned?

Pumpkinseeds · 24-01-2015 9:15pm

veryangryman wrote: »

Ive got a new kitten. The kennel club call her Lisa but I think thats a gammy name. Most pets ive ever had are alled <something>ey Like Ruby, Flopsy, that sort of thing.

Im open minded though. Suggestions.

The Kennel Club is pedigree dogs, nothing to do with cats. Are you sure you didn't get a puppy

:D

mackeire · 24-01-2015 9:16pm

veryangryman wrote: »

Ive got a new kitten. The kennel club call her Lisa but I think thats a gammy name. Most pets ive ever had are alled <something>ey Like Ruby, Flopsy, that sort of thing.

Im open minded though. Suggestions.

Veryangrycat

Tigger · 24-01-2015 9:23pm

Asker
as in whats the cats name?
Asker

kowloon · 24-01-2015 9:24pm

Hypercat eXtreme

yellowlabrador · 24-01-2015 9:27pm

cassandra

24-01-2015 9:28pm

Macca

or

Selfie

AlanS181824 · 24-01-2015 9:29pm

Macy.

24-01-2015 9:29pm

fúckface

DEFTLEFTHAND · 24-01-2015 9:30pm

Siena

sheroman01 · 24-01-2015 9:31pm

We've a red cat. It's a cool motherf*cker. Never had a name for it for months though. Finally we decided on the name Red Cat.

silvervixen84 · 24-01-2015 9:31pm

Professor Fluffy-bottom or Jones

HamsterFace · 24-01-2015 9:33pm

Toxoplasmosis

Jaxxy · 24-01-2015 9:33pm

Cat Benatar.
Bing Clawsby.
Catti Labelle.
Kitty Purry.
Jude Paw.

If you're going to die alone with nothing but this creature to mourn you then at least you can die with the knowledge that you saved it from being called Lisa.