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I'm Drunk!!

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  • 20-01-2015 1:56am
    #1
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭


    Fcuk you Rubberbandits!

    Yeah!!!

    PS, I'm already locked!


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    #2
    Honey Monster
    Registered Users Posts: 703 ✭✭✭Honey Monster


    I knew it was going to be the backwards man.


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    #3
    poisonated
    Registered Users Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭poisonated


    I love how you went off line right after this. At least that's what the site says.


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    #4
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    poisonated wrote: »
    I love how you went off line right after this. At least that's what the site says.
    I'm like God.



    Impotent!


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    #5
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,687 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Fcuk you Rubberbandits!

    Yeah!!!

    PS, I'm already locked!

    Don't you have work tomorrow?


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    #6
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Stheno wrote: »
    Don't you have work tomorrow?
    Na, Monday is my Whigfield night :)


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    Stheno
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Na, Monday is my Whigfield night :)

    Showing your age there :)


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Outrageous carry on


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    #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Stheno wrote: »
    Showing your age there :)
    Just listening to Sheena Easton here, she's only 18 years older than me, thought she was ancient, that's scary!


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    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Just listening to Sheena Easton here, she's only 18 years older than me, thought she was ancient, that's scary!

    Jaysus, you're old! :pac:


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    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'm like God.



    Impotent!

    Don't you mean omnipresent?


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    #12
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Kovu wrote: »
    Jaysus, you're old! :pac:
    She's not even 60 yet!

    I thought she was an oul wan with the Bond songs and all, if I'd played my cards I'd almost been in line for a duet!


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Don't you mean omnipresent?
    Yeah, I cum everywhere, not nowhere!:pac:


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    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Yeah, I cum everywhere, not nowhere!:pac:

    Ah jaysus!! That's a mental image I don't need.


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    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    She's not even 60 yet!

    I thought she was an oul wan with the Bond songs and all, if I'd played my cards I'd almost been in line for a duet!

    Aye but she's still 30 years older than me!


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    The Backwards Man
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    KKkitty wrote: »
    Ah jaysus!! That's a mental image I don't need.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN1WBgS9u_E


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    #17
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    You're not backwards when you're coming forwards TBM :)


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    Bootros Bootros
    Closed Accounts Posts: 274 ✭✭Bootros Bootros


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Fcuk you Rubberbandits!

    Yeah!!!

    PS, I'm already locked!

    Sshh.

    You are making a show of us.


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    The Backwards Man
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    KKkitty wrote: »
    You're not backwards when you're coming forwards TBM :)
    Dunno about that, you should have seen the handling I just had getting my homemade wedges into my airfryer!


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    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Dunno about that, you should have seen the handling I just had getting my homemade wedges into my airfryer!

    Very fancy with your homemade wedges haha. Won't you not be waiting ages for them in that thing?


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    The Backwards Man
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    KKkitty wrote: »
    Very fancy with your homemade wedges haha. Won't you not be waiting ages for them in that thing?
    Twenty minutes, already done the first ten.:)

    Who said men can't multi task?


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    #22
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Twenty minutes, already done the first ten.:)

    Who said men can't multi task?

    Is there a taste difference with food out of it?


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    The Backwards Man
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    KKkitty wrote: »
    Is there a taste difference with food out of it?
    It's fcuking lovely, better than a deep fat fryer by miles. Best invention ever, after brandy and Tennents


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    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    It's fcuking lovely, better than a deep fat fryer by miles. Best invention ever, after brandy and Tennents

    I'm sure you'll have a few to wash them down :D


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    Smidge
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    Kovu wrote: »
    Jaysus, you're old! :pac:

    No...what's worse is that I now know that BM is YOUNGER than me :(

    *hurls slippers across room*


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    DeadHand
    Registered Users Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Fcuk you Rubberbandits!

    Yeah!!!

    PS, I'm already locked!

    Good man!

    Stick to the thanks whoring, early one liners and nonsense threads like this.

    You get badly exposed when you attempt to comment on substantive issues, in my experience.


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    The Backwards Man
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    Smidge wrote: »
    No...what's worse is that I now know that BM is YOUNGER than me :(

    *hurls slippers across room*
    I was listening to this when I was in primary school.:P

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhxF9Qg5mOU


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    #28
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Fcuk you Rubberbandits!

    Yeah!!!

    PS, I'm already locked!

    Way ahead of you dude

    Fcuk God, Jesus, Buddha etc....


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    #29
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    DeadHand wrote: »
    Good man!

    Stick to the thanks whoring, early one liners and nonsense threads like this.

    You get badly exposed when you attempt to comment on substantive issues, in my experience.
    Ooooh, a critic!:pac:


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    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    You cray cray.


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    #31
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I was listening to this when I was in primary school.:P

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhxF9Qg5mOU

    I went to see that in the pics as I had a crush on Andrew McCarthy :o


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