Massages and happy endings

better call saul

I'm not a well travelled man but is this actually a thing? I see some cheap massage places around town of the Asian variety but don't want that kinda thing, so is it a myth confined to the east or widespread?

AlanS181824

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better call saul

AlanS181824 wrote: »

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AlanS181824

better call saul wrote: »

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Kevin McCloud

Often got a stalk during a massage.

DoYouEvenLift

Dip your hand in the oil and do it yourself, would be able to finish quicker than they would and avoid the additional charges.

Mantis Toboggan

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

Often got a stalk during a massage.

Been there, done that!

conorh91

Yes. There's one place in the vicinity of Dorset Street that is apparently that type of massage parlour. There was a married man who lived in a flat downstairs from me, who was a regular visitor. He used to tell me too much about his sex life.

Softcotton

Massage is very intimate stuff, it's normal the client gets excited, people is not too used to be touched; when they're touched definitely they get aroused.

Depending on your own cultural values you'll consider a happy ending as prostitution or as something healthy, and as something that all human being is entitled to do, if they want to do so.

Paying for oral sex or intercourse, yes... That is considered as prostitution all over the world, since the mucous membrane's contact are prone to spread sexual diseases and are the intimmest way of body pleasure.

Just invite you to open your mind a bit, we are not in the middle age!!

Don't mean to offend anyone, but I'd say instead to be worried if a happy ending is prostitution or not, it's better to stop looking what the others do or don't, live only your own life, respect, and...

IMPORTANT: when you go to a massage salon or massage parlour, please, take a good shower beforehand. It's so sad to work with stinky guys, with sweaty underarms, stinky buttocks (because they just spread their poo instead to clean it), and yes, with the penis dirty and full of smegma, because they never pull their prepuce down to wash it... Maybe they weren't taught to scrub their body properly, and they can be young or old guys but they are not clean..

No meant to offend anyone..

Cheers

Tigger

Softcotton wrote: »

Massage is very intimate stuff, it's normal the client gets excited, people is not too used to be touched; when they're touched definitely they get aroused.

Depending on your own cultural values you'll consider a happy ending as prostitution or as something healthy, and as something that all human being is entitled to do, if they want to do so.

Paying for oral sex or intercourse, yes... That is considered as prostitution all over the world, since the mucous membrane's contact are prone to spread sexual diseases and are the intimmest way of body pleasure.

Just invite you to open your mind a bit, we are not in the middle age!!

Don't mean to offend anyone, but I'd say instead to be worried if a happy ending is prostitution or not, it's better to stop looking what the others do or don't, live only your own life, respect, and...

IMPORTANT: when you go to a massage salon or massage parlour, please, take a good shower beforehand. It's so sad to work with stinky guys, with sweaty underarms, stinky buttocks (because they just spread their poo instead to clean it), and yes, with the penis dirty and full of smegma, because they never pull their prepuce down to wash it... Maybe they weren't taught to scrub their body properly, and they can be young or old guys but they are not clean..

No meant to offend anyone..

Cheers

Brillian, she'll wan k you off but could you learn to fuching wash

Aidric

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

Often got a stalk during a massage.

Or dropped a fart.

Softcotton

Hahahaha! That was a good one.

Maybe you can learn to text correctly, Tigger.

You are funny.

agent graves

Softcotton wrote: »

With the penis dirty and full of smegma, because they never pull their prepuce down to wash it...

Googled it...............nasty

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Softcotton wrote: »

Massage is very intimate stuff, it's normal the client gets excited, people is not too used to be touched; when they're touched definitely they get aroused.

Depending on your own cultural values you'll consider a happy ending as prostitution or as something healthy, and as something that all human being is entitled to do, if they want to do so.

Paying for oral sex or intercourse, yes... That is considered as prostitution all over the world, since the mucous membrane's contact are prone to spread sexual diseases and are the intimmest way of body pleasure.

Just invite you to open your mind a bit, we are not in the middle age!!

Don't mean to offend anyone, but I'd say instead to be worried if a happy ending is prostitution or not, it's better to stop looking what the others do or don't, live only your own life, respect, and...

IMPORTANT: when you go to a massage salon or massage parlour, please, take a good shower beforehand. It's so sad to work with stinky guys, with sweaty underarms, stinky buttocks (because they just spread their poo instead to clean it), and yes, with the penis dirty and full of smegma, because they never pull their prepuce down to wash it... Maybe they weren't taught to scrub their body properly, and they can be young or old guys but they are not clean..

No meant to offend anyone..

Cheers

:pac::pac::pac::pac::D

agent graves

Softcotton wrote: »

Hahahaha! That was a good one.

Maybe you can learn to text correctly, Tigger.

You are funny.

settle down.. you can't just go cursing all over boards
or it will be blocked out.. that's why he misspelled it. you will learn in time

Softcotton

Thanks, agent graves

sabat

If ever a poster deserved to do an AMA it's this one.

mfceiling

Softcotton wrote: »

Massage is very intimate stuff, it's normal the client gets excited, people is not too used to be touched; when they're touched definitely they get aroused.

Depending on your own cultural values you'll consider a happy ending as prostitution or as something healthy, and as something that all human being is entitled to do, if they want to do so.

Paying for oral sex or intercourse, yes... That is considered as prostitution all over the world, since the mucous membrane's contact are prone to spread sexual diseases and are the intimmest way of body pleasure.

Just invite you to open your mind a bit, we are not in the middle age!!

Don't mean to offend anyone, but I'd say instead to be worried if a happy ending is prostitution or not, it's better to stop looking what the others do or don't, live only your own life, respect, and...

IMPORTANT: when you go to a massage salon or massage parlour, please, take a good shower beforehand. It's so sad to work with stinky guys, with sweaty underarms, stinky buttocks (because they just spread their poo instead to clean it), and yes, with the penis dirty and full of smegma, because they never pull their prepuce down to wash it... Maybe they weren't taught to scrub their body properly, and they can be young or old guys but they are not clean..

No meant to offend anyone..

Cheers

PM'd you...

BMJD

Is anyone else gravely concerned that they too might have the stinky buttocks?

Shep_Dog

On a serious note...

It will soon be a criminal offence to pay for any kind of sexual service here in Ireland. Not only that, but, if for example, an Irish person pays for a 'happy ending' in another country even where it's not actually illegal there, they'd still be liable to prosecution on their return here.

The Backwards Man

BMJD wrote: »

Is anyone else gravely concerned that they too might have the stinky buttocks?

I got my arse cheeks sunburnt today, not a chance in hell of anybody spreading them this evening no matter how happy the ending is.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Is the poo spread an Irish thing or international?

Softcotton

Sheep Dog, thanks for your comment, that's serious stuff. Loads of countries have legalised prostitution, and a happy ending shouldn't be considered even a sexual service.. It seems we're going backwards, there won't be freedom of choice.. My modest opinion.

Softcotton

Mostly Irish, my dear Sir Osis

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Shep_Dog wrote: »

On a serious note...

It will soon be a criminal offence to pay for any kind of sexual service here in Ireland. Not only that, but, if for example, an Irish person pays for a 'happy ending' in another country even where it's not actually illegal there, they'd still be liable to prosecution on their return here.

Time to start bringing my murderin' gloves with me, then.

Tigger

Shep_Dog wrote: »

On a serious note...

It will soon be a criminal offence to pay for any kind of sexual service here in Ireland. Not only that, but, if for example, an Irish person pays for a 'happy ending' in another country even where it's not actually illegal there, they'd still be liable to prosecution on their return here.

Is this true or is it about paedo tourism. ?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Softcotton wrote: »

Massage is very intimate stuff, it's normal the client gets excited, people is not too used to be touched; when they're touched definitely they get aroused.

Depending on your own cultural values you'll consider a happy ending as prostitution or as something healthy, and as something that all human being is entitled to do, if they want to do so.

Paying for oral sex or intercourse, yes... That is considered as prostitution all over the world, since the mucous membrane's contact are prone to spread sexual diseases and are the intimmest way of body pleasure.

Just invite you to open your mind a bit, we are not in the middle age!!

Don't mean to offend anyone, but I'd say instead to be worried if a happy ending is prostitution or not, it's better to stop looking what the others do or don't, live only your own life, respect, and...

IMPORTANT: when you go to a massage salon or massage parlour, please, take a good shower beforehand. It's so sad to work with stinky guys, with sweaty underarms, stinky buttocks (because they just spread their poo instead to clean it), and yes, with the penis dirty and full of smegma, because they never pull their prepuce down to wash it... Maybe they weren't taught to scrub their body properly, and they can be young or old guys but they are not clean..

No meant to offend anyone..

Cheers

:eek: :eek:

I've been working for 5 years in various places and spas, and given MANY massages, and none of them were intimate or erotic, nor do most people get that close to ass or penis to know what's going on there. If anything, that post is offensive to people who have to do massages as part of their job and then read that happy endings are "healthy"?

In fact any spas I've worked in, there's been panic buttons in all the rooms that if a client does try anything remotely inappropriate it's there for the staff.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Softcotton wrote: »

Sheep Dog, thanks for your comment, that's serious stuff. Loads of countries have legalised prostitution, and a happy ending shouldn't be considered even a sexual service.. It seems we're going backwards, there won't be freedom of choice.. My modest opinion.

That's taking into consideration both parties agree to it. Happy endings are intimate, and sexual and I can't imagine a lot of massage therapists boyfriends would be happy with their girlfriends giving hand shandies as part of their daily routine.

Why not just hire male therapists to deal with male clients and let them give happy endings, surely if it's not sexual and just for well being, it shouldn't be an issue?

galljga1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

That's taking into consideration both parties agree to it. Happy endings are intimate, and sexual and I can't imagine a lot of massage therapists boyfriends would be happy with their girlfriends giving hand shandies as part of their daily routine.

Why not just hire male therapists to deal with male clients and let them give happy endings, surely if it's not sexual and just for well being, it shouldn't be an issue?

I think we need the judgement of someone like Bill Clinton.

Sir Osis of Liver.

My local Chinese massage parlour is trying to beat the recession.

Sign in their window reads: Free massage with every ****.

Grayson

I went for my first ever massage a few months ago. It was in vietnam, I went with a girl I know and it was ok.

When I was in Thailand I went for another. Loads of massage parlours there. Most offer happy endings. I however looked around until I found one that had a sign on the door that said "We do not offer a happy ending or sex. Do not ask for this". I figured a place that just did massages would be better at massages than a place that was essentially a brothel.

halfway though the massage the masseuse says "You want happy ending yes?"

myshirt

What about bedtime stories with happy endings. Just one of the many benefits of having a Thai step mother I once heard.

Satriale

Grayson wrote: »

I went for my first ever massage a few months ago. It was in vietnam, I went with a girl I know and it was ok.

When I was in Thailand I went for another. Loads of massage parlours there. Most offer happy endings. I however looked around until I found one that had a sign on the door that said "We do not offer a happy ending or sex. Do not ask for this". I figured a place that just did massages would be better at massages than a place that was essentially a brothel.

halfway though the massage the masseuse says "You want happy ending yes?"

Well... dont leave us hanging!!!!

This Fat Girl Runs

There's a sign on a door on Thomas Street (Dublin) that says 'Friendly Massage' with a phone number underneath. Does that mean what I think it means?

the evasion_kid

Soapey massage is were its at

the evasion_kid

Grayson wrote: »

I went for my first ever massage a few months ago. It was in vietnam, I went with a girl I know and it was ok.

When I was in Thailand I went for another. Loads of massage parlours there. Most offer happy endings. I however looked around until I found one that had a sign on the door that said "We do not offer a happy ending or sex. Do not ask for this". I figured a place that just did massages would be better at massages than a place that was essentially a brothel.

halfway though the massage the masseuse says "You want happy ending yes?"

A lot of brothels in Vietnam masquerade as hair salons,ever notice all the stunning looking women hanging around the doorways of hair salons over there

Grayson

the evasion_kid wrote: »

A lot of brothels in Vietnam masquerade as hair salons,ever notice all the stunning looking women hanging around the doorways of hair salons over there

It was pretty obvious that anywhere that had hot women standing outside wasn't what it said it was

mdebets

Shep_Dog wrote: »

On a serious note...

It will soon be a criminal offence to pay for any kind of sexual service here in Ireland. Not only that, but, if for example, an Irish person pays for a 'happy ending' in another country even where it's not actually illegal there, they'd still be liable to prosecution on their return here.

So no more gifts for girlfriends and wifes then.

NachoBusiness

How dare you imply Asian Kaishun massage is sexual services.

Purely health benefit for you. See..

We provide an outcall “Kaishun massage” service, which stimulate testicle, lymph glands around groin in Japanese traditional way, to business travelers, tourists to Tokyo and inhabitants of Tokyo.

robertpatterson

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

Often got a stalk during a massage.

Did the client not object?:D

crazygeryy

agent graves wrote: »

Googled it...............nasty

jesus there will be no need for my lunch today.:(

DONT google image this word.

Grayson

And there I was thinking that my story was funny.

myshirt

'Eating out' as in eating out at a fancy restaurant?

Big Nasty

myshirt wrote: »

'Eating out' as in eating out at a fancy restaurant?

Yeah, a fish restaurant.

Cold War Kid

Grayson wrote: »

And there I was thinking that my story was funny.

I lolled at the two of them.

Softcotton

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Why not just hire male therapists to deal with male clients and let them give happy endings, surely if it's not sexual and just for well being, it shouldn't be an issue?

I completely agree with you.

Softcotton

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

My local Chinese massage parlour is trying to beat the recession.

Sign in their window reads: Free massage with every ****.

I think the **** must be free for each massage.

Softcotton

crazygeryy wrote: »

jesus there will be no need for my lunch today.:(

DONT google image this word.

I'm actually disappointed most of the lads here don't know what that is, that's general culture you should know since later primary school. To avoid it is just basic cleaning... Com'on! It's sad the Irish guys are known around the world for their poor hygiene, there, buttocks and underarms!

Hammer89

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Swanley

Softcotton wrote: »

I'm actually disappointed most of the lads here don't know what that is, that's general culture you should know since later primary school. To avoid it is just basic cleaning... Com'on! It's sad the Irish guys are known around the world for their poor hygiene, there, buttocks and underarms!

Gwan away outta that silly talk would ye!

I'll clean the sh*t from my h*le if you clean it from around your mouth!!